The Julays Ninth Annual Lolcow Awards 2023 - Which lolcow will claim the throne?

[The Second Numidium]

Am I the only person that finds Rekieta incredibly fucking boring? In my heart bossmanjack is the true LOTY

Rekieta definitely has more downtime than BMJ, but I also think Rekieta will get really butthurt about winning LOTY, which is funny. I don't think BMJ would give a fuck.

 

[Unique User Name]

In real elections, an October Surprise is completely fair.

Real elections are also mostly determined by mouth breathing homunculi and retards with gold fish brains, so this tracks.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Congrats, Nicholas!

 

[Crow Money]

Am I the only person that finds Rekieta incredibly fucking boring? In my heart bossmanjack is the true LOTY

Seems to me it’s a matter of whether you prefer your cows’ meltdowns gradual or explosive. BMJ seems to have a catastrophe weekly but while they’re less frequent Nick’s revelations and slow slide into self-destruction are far juicier when they drop.

Personally it’s hard for me to watch BMJ because he’s in much more clear pain than Rekieta so I start to feel bad for him, and I don’t come to the Farms to experience pity. I just want to laugh at stupid and/or bad people as their lives flame out in public. Jack is just sick, and don’t get me wrong, Rackets is too, but Nick also can’t go a month without shoving both feet in his mouth, and the fallout from that is what I live for.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Stop the steal! I demand a recount!

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Damn I wanted Tomlinson to win. What does Nick get as an award?

Divorced.

 

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

The fact that Ralph got the least votes really speaks to how far the Gunt has fallen.
Not even the haters care anymore.

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

To all the bossman sisters seething in this thread, think of it like another gamba sesh.

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

The fact that Ralph got the least votes really speaks to how far the Gunt has fallen.
Not even the haters care anymore.

Ralph's actually flourishing for once in his life. I can't hate on a guy for dropping like 150 lbs., sobering up, and getting a girlfriend.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

To all the bossman sisters seething in this thread, think of it like another gamba sesh.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

This was rigged, Jannies organize a protest ddos attack to make us Bossman supporters look bad. We'll call it January 8th.

 

[RodgerDodger]

The fact that Ralph got the least votes really speaks to how far the Gunt has fallen.
Not even the haters care anymore.

His 2022 was a hard act to follow.

 

[spacko]

CONGRATULATIONS NICK ON ALL YOUR SUCCESS

 

[TyrasGuard]

Listen, Austin is 28, he has a great lolcow career ahead of him. Rackets is on his way out given how much he has deteriorated in a single year.

 

[Byoff]

I humbly motion that we bring this election season to a close by moving the Rekieta thread from Grift Wars to Lolcows.



REJOICE! GLORY TO 2023! THE YEAR OF THE BALLDO!

 

[ASeabear8952]

While it was fascinating to see how far he’d fallen, the only thing I found remotely entertaining about Nick was the Sonichu medallion that got mailed to him. I for one am proud that he’s next in line for CPU Goddesshood.

 

[Honored guest]

Congrats, Nicholas!

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Does anyone have that Alien edit with Null getting Licked by Nic? I can't find it.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Rekieta definitely has more downtime than BMJ, but I also think Rekieta will get really butthurt about winning LOTY, which is funny.

Seven hour cope and seethe stream incoming.

 

[Molag Bal]

Really? I was expecting to see him go in a gigaspiral unlike like anything so far, once the 2-4 month delay after the invocation was over, but I think you jinxed it by electing him loty prematurely.

 

[indomitable snowman]

I'm sure Nick would wish that all the runner ups make a million dollars.