Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Shitunkey]

Why are you people dedicating hours recording the details of a boring old fat woman life, down to the amount she wastes on clothing? Your almost worse than the people who jerk off to her, because at least they have limited exposure and arent concerned with the uninteresting details of an uninteresting persons life. Find a better lolcow.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

Need our weights people to uh, weigh in— but that can’t be good for her knees or back. She’s also practically rolling that left foot and ankle out of her shoe.

My best guess is she’s attempting a staggered leg deadlift.

Her feet keep wobbling, toes popping off the ground and she is not maintaining a neutral spine. She also looks like she is swinging her right hip/ thigh to generate momentum for the lift.

Staggered leg deadlift is recommended to correct a strength imbalance. She is supposed to be putting her weight on her left leg, right leg is back on toes for support. The idea is to lift through the left leg to increase glute and hamstring strength on that side, which i think would make sense with the gait training focus on her glutes lately. By swinging her right thigh/ hip to power the lift she is not working her left side. You can also see that with her left foot/ toes popping up she is not pushing down through her left side. She needs a better coach… this is just my autistic take I am not a trainer …

 

[dotlocks]

Fashionista extraordinaire shows us how to properly wear giant “cheer” bow: slapped flat against her head with loops spilling over into her hairline:

It took me a minute to realize it was a bow and not a weird beret.

Some reply comments from our skinny legend on instagram:

Having a “thinner” face is so awkward and embarrassing, guize. And she just hates commenting on it, donchaknow. Thin face in question:

It has a THINNING filter for fucks sake.



Going from 700lbs to 660lbs is just so confusing. Everything she once knew is now completely foreign. You wouldn’t understand.

 

[Breadbear]

Sho bobs and vagene

 

[lonelygorl15]

There she goes again saying she feels like a stranger in her own body. She is really trying hard to convince people she's lost so much weight. People have eyes and the substantial weight loss Anna is claiming should be visible and not require constant reminding on what a skinny queen she's become.

Her makeup has always looked like shit and sloppily applied, regardless of how fat or slightly less fat her face is.

Also the bizarre, near hysterical, laughing at the end of the video where she asks Data if he had a good time? Actually kind of terrifying.

 

[thejackal2]

There she goes again saying she feels like a stranger in her own body. She is really trying hard to convince people she's lost so much weight. People have eyes and the substantial weight loss Anna is claiming should be visible and not require constant reminding on what a skinny queen she's become.

Her makeup has always looked like shit and sloppily applied, regardless of how fat or slightly less fat her face is.

Also the bizarre, near hysterical, laughing at the end of the video where she asks Data if he had a good time? Actually kind of terrifying.

She's on an insane manic stretch, even for her. I bet she dried out from the booze a bit up at her parents' place and as soon as she got back to Austin she went back to the bottle and this is the result. The manic cackling (alone, always alone, into the camera) is disturbing and imo Data looks as stressed as ever. He does not look healthy, he looks underfed, under groomed and has the nervous energy of a smaller breed -- probably because she doesn't walk him nearly enough.

The workout gear video was bonkers. It was the spiritual bookend to the protein snack video. There is not a single reason she needs two pairs of fucking shoes, let alone ones costing upwards of $200.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Pardon me while I just froth at the mouth and slowly die over here.

Her Disney Princess outfits? Yeah, whatever, I give no fucks. If that's what she needs to motivate herself to get off the couch and put down the mimosas, fine. Some of us wear crappy dri fit shirts with baggy athletic shorts for running in, some of us apparently wear Disney Princess inspired fatfluencer pants that're constricting all blood flow through tree-trunk legs. Whatever.

But her talking about getting multiple shoes to work your foot muscles? This is why my brain is actively dying.

This isn't at all the purpose of having multiple shoes for the discipline you intend to use them for. It's to minimize tread wear/shoe failure, and to prevent muscle fatigue from over working the same group in the same fashion at all times.

Also, the sole shapes she tries to lecture us on... she has no clue what she's talking about, as is usual, and sounds like she's regurgitating (incorrectly, mind you) information she thinks she heard and comprehends. Her stating that something is not a running shoe because of how 'not-curved' the front is and how little cushion there is shows she doesn't do any research - flat, light-weight race shoes are relatively flat without pronounced curves, because they're moving you away from heel striking to increase your speed and minimize the chance for fatigue and injury during higher intensity events. The flatness or curve of the shoe is its heel box to direct your footfall.

If you want a good article on what makes a running shoe and how changes in construction alter performance, here's a nerdy article for you.

If you want to target the muscles in your feet for strengthening, rotating shoes won't do it; there's exercises for that, which are usually performed without shoes - namely because they involve flexing of the foot, and shoes serve to hold it fairly steady.

Example:


Disclaimer: I am not a physical therapist nor am I a certified personal trainer. I've just been doing cardio sports at the enthusiast and in the past amateur competitive level for a few decades, worked under some fantastic coaches and trainers, and take what I do pretty fucking seriously because of the risk of injury. Hence why it grinds my gears to see dumbasses go spurting nonsense from their moutholes because they risk some other dumbass injuring his/herself by trying to do what dumbass #1 was saying.

 

[GenociderSyo]

It has a THINNING filter for fucks sake.

There is so much filter on that face its fucked her eyes up.


Anna has reposted the same video multiple times to show she is consistent in working out...She has even reposted it to the same platform.

Recap of New Year:

• She had a major body change in 2023.
• She wants to one day have lipedema surgery.
  • But she wants to work on her own first so thats at some vague point in the future.
• She is going to change her focus to taking care of herself and not health.
  • Shes going to live authentically now guys...really....not like her promise to do so last year...
• Her goals this year will be:
  • Challenge
    • She grew so much in 2023 because she challenged herself.
    • She wants to health, mental and creatively challenge herself.
  • Creativity
    • She feels she hasn't been the best creator in 2023.
    • She wants to do more scripted things like her holiday short movie.
    • Wanting to succeed is a Western perspective.
    • She may make less content because of these decisions. She will only put out what she beleives is best.
  • Consistency
    • She will show up for herself and not allow herself to not stay true with herself.
• She says she lost 90 lbs last year.
  • She is on numerous medications.
    • For Weight Loss
    • For Hashimotos
    • For Autoimmune Issues
    • For Uterine tumors.
• She states she had success even when she was having this issues untreated because she was consistent.
• She still can't do a push up but one day she says she will.
• She will set goals when they come to her.
  • November 2023 she decided she wants to run a 5k in 2024.
• This is the first year she has gone into January not knowing where shes heading and she feels lost.
  • She wants people to respect her content will be changing.

Recap of Haul she changed the title and picture for it over night:



Total $3,116

Intro $133

Amazon Essentials Women's Crew Neck Rib Sweater $35
Ulla Popken Pleated A-Line Skirt $90
Amazon ARMYU Classic Trainmen Paisley Bandanas $8

Look 1 - Snow White $370

Girlfriend Collective Citrine Huddle Half-Zip Windbreaker $98
Aerie OFFLINE By Aerie Ribbed Square Neck Longline Sports Bra $40
Vitality Cloud II™ Pant $85
Red Hair Bow Clips Jumbo Cheer Bows $7
Saucony Women's Guide 16 Shoes $140

Look 2 - Aurora (Sleeping Beauty) $325

Popflex Relevé Ribbed Shrug - Sugar $35
Torrid Low Impact Wireless Mesh Cut-Out Active Sports Bra $60
Torrid Performance Core Full Length Mesh Active Legging with High Pockets $70
On Cloud Men's Cloudsurfer Running Shoes $160

Look 3 - Belle $474

Big Bud Press Heavyweight Crew - Mustard Yellow $112
Bid Bud Press Cropped Rolled Cuff Sweatpants - Mustard Yellow $112
Amazon Pander Two Way Zipper Fanny Pack Nylon Everywhere Belt Bag for Women $25
Adidas Ultraboost DNA Prime Shoes $225

Look 4 - Ariel $307

Aerie House Party Sweatshirt $55
Nike Plus Dri-FIT Swoosh LL Bra $42
Lane Bryant Livi High Rise Wicking Full Length Leggings $60
Brooks Women's Ghost Max Running Shoes $150

Look 5 - Jasmine $314

Old Navy Oversized Cropped Fleece Sweatshirt for Women $40
PopFlex Corset Bra - Navy $44
Althleta Ultimate Stash Tight $109
Sweaty Bands Womens Girls Headband - Non-Slip Velvet-Lined Sparkly Hairband - Bling Jewel Junkie Blue $21
New Balance 530 Athletic Shoe - Turtledove / Gold Metallic / Magnet $100

Look 6 - Tiana $277

Ulla Popken Cap Sleeve Quilted Vest $110
Old Navy UltraLite Mock-Neck Rib-Knit Top for Women $25
Nike Sportswear Classics Women's High-Waisted Graphic Leggings $52
Teva ReEMBER TERRAIN $90

Look 7 - Cinderella $199

Walmart Avia Women's Plus Size Mock Neck Faux Shearling Jacket $25
Old Navy Light Support Cloud+ Longline Sports Bra for Women $25
Old Navy Extra High-Waisted Cloud+ 7/8 Leggings for Women $27
Big Scrunchies for Hair $12
Atreyu Daily Trainer - Running Shoes $110

Look 8 - Rapunzel $265

Popflex Romance Ruffle Bra - Bubblegum $52
Beyond Yoga Spacedye Caught In The Midi High Waisted Legging $97
Framendino, 12 Pack Daisy Hair Clips Daisy Flower Clips Flower Hair Barrettes $11
H2O Capsule 2.2L Half Gallon Water Bottle with Storage Sleeve and Covered Straw Lid $30
Teva Hurricane XLT2 Vegan Hiking Sandal $75

Extras $452
On Cloud Cloudmonster Running Shoe (Men) $170
adidas Originals NMD_R1 $160
Amazon Everest Fabric Multi Pocket Fanny Waist Pack $15
Lane Bryant Classic Long-Sleeve Scoop-Neck Henley Tee $47
Popflex Supersculpt™ Leggings with Pockets (Soft Touch) - Smoky Grey $60

 

[Barbarella]

Has she lost weight?

Photo from Jan 13, 2023


Photo Jan 8, 2024



So I’m gonna have to say a probable yes, but very, very slowly and not enough to stop the side eye. It’s minimal enough so it could be a filter she wasn’t using before, but I am not the filter expert so I defer to you all. She’s still a deathfat and has a long way to go to not be one.

Those juicy thighs are gonna be one disgusting bag of skin flopping around her ankles if she ever gets to a normal weight. And from watching fatty shows on TV, they won’t do surgery until all the fat is gone, so it will be nasty. She also can’t be a smoker. (She used to smoke but am unsure if she still does.)

It’ll be interesting to see how far Wegovy can take her. We know she still eats junk, and she’s nowhere near as svelte as she was in that photo where she admitted to 300 lbs.

 

[I call shenanigans]

One hell of an imagination she has. I don’t get Disney Princess from any of those get ups. Insane!

For Uterine tumors.

Is this a new one to us. They’re called fibroids Anna. Stop trying to make it sound more serious. Once again a health issue where obesity is a major risk factor. The diet recommendations for fibroids exclude processed food (none of those expensive protein snacks), red meat, caffeine and alcohol. Yours aren’t going anywhere without surgery.

Has she lost weight?

Yes, but not 90lbs worth.

 

[OttoWest]

I’m in the “she’s lost weight camp” and yes, there is a difference. She is still over 500 lbs.

That said, I don’t think it’s sustainable. Weight loss has two components: the loss and the maintenance. It’s the latter which will trip up Anna.

Spoiler: weight blah blah blah

Wegovy and the like are lifelong drugs; you go off and the weight comes back. Unless you have addressed the behaviors that led to one’s obesity in the first place, it’s just going to boomerang. Anna does not appear to have addressed her emotional and behavioral issues that led to her weight.

Right now her weight loss seems entirely reliant on a drug which seemingly quashes one’s appetite.

But what happens when the binge behavior overrides the physical lack of appetite?

What happens when there’s an interruption to the drug use— conflict with another med, conflict with another health issue, supply chain issues?

What if the drug simply stops working for her? What happens when her body adapts to the lack of appetite and eats unchecked anyway?

At her “thinnest” adult Anna was at around 315. That’s an BMI of 45.2. And that’s when she at least a decade younger and arguably more active. She couldn’t even stabilize that weight and then went on to gain 250-300 lbs (nearly double). What happened to the maintenance at 315? If Anna could’ve stayed steady at that weight, yes still unhealthy but she’d be in much better shape than she is now.

TL;DR she can lose but not maintain

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[tj0p00tert00t]

She's going to plateau and get frustrated and go back to her old habits. Trials of these weight loss drugs have shown that people lose about 15% of their weight and, if her starting weight was around 600 like we all think, then she is right around the plateau point.

In the first series of her idiotic me-me-me spergings. above, I LOLed when she called herself a "thrill seeker." The chick who is afraid of nature, constantly going to bed early, constantly opting out of things because of some stupid, arbitrary reason, nearly curled up to die on a baby trail in Utah, etc. is a THRILL SEEKER, y'all. (Followed by multiple videos bitching about the wind and how it was all she could do to survive running in it! THRILLS!)

 

[multiverse]

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Anna, you absolute fucking mong. You don't want to run outside, because of inclement weather? There is a fucking gym inside of your building, AND you pay for a totally separate private gym if for some reason your home gym is not an option. You drive to wherever you "run" outside anyway, so what's the difference if you drive to your membership instead?

Oh yeah, if you ran inside, you wouldn't be able to justify a day long bed-and-jammies binge day to yourself. Because you went outside, and were uncomfortable, for a few minutes! You now DESERVE an entire quiche, and five pizzas, and all the booze, and an entire croquembouche!

She will never learn. She has lost and gained the same fifty pounds over the last year, imagining that now with her magic medicine she can finally, finally outrun her kitchen binges. No one can outrun a bad diet, and certainly not a six hundred pound woman.

 

[HamFan]

I think she's really trying to drum up drama with the series of stories defending her weight loss, supposedly in response to a comment. Somebody's jealous over Rosie's Assgate.

Remember how Corissa called Anna out when she simply announced that she'd like to lose weight (way back in 2020, and I'm pretty sure she only gained). Honestly I've wondered why there hasn't been "think pieces" about how Anna is betraying everyone for any of this health journey, but I guess that ship has sailed.

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Already in bed, and already drunk by the sound of it. How does she think running will do anything for her when she doesn't do even normal activities the rest of the day?

I thought when she announced the 5k goal, she also said that each day she'd state why she was "moving" (walking or running) that day. Did that last even 3 videos?

 

[GenociderSyo]

I thought when she announced the 5k goal, she also said that each day she'd state why she was "moving" (walking or running) that day. Did that last even 3 videos?

Wonder if that was the same video she posted in ig stories, then tiktok, then on facebook stories then youtube and then as an ig post. That "proof" video got a lot of work.

 

[OttoWest]

She’s such an enormous child.

It’s likely only 10 or 11 am, Anna did her BIG WORKOUT of the day (X) and now it’s off to bed! No shower necessary, no feeling energized and putting that toward being productive, no actual job to work at save posting a slovenly reel from bed.

This “I freakin earned it!” mentality is why she fails.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

The jiggling of the fat on her legs... it's hypnotic. In a nausea-inducing fashion.

I'm sniggering internally about how each take was much slower and less enthusiastic lol - poow baaabee got winded trying to hop off a bench and waggle jazz-hands.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Her ass ate the bench again.