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I'm calling into question the integrity of this election.
The Julays Ninth Annual Lolcow Awards 2023 - Which lolcow will claim the throne?
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A toast to our balldobros, winning as our non-practicing lawyer and our wife destroy their lives further thanks to a catfish
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I will fuck you to death if you ever say that shit again.
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The reason balldoman won is because a lot of people here used to like him, and in the past year has gone full retard. Ralph is the only other person in the poll who also qualifies for that, but that sort of feeling for him has long since passed. Otherwise, the rest of the people in the poll are reviled.
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Jewrsh starting 2024, an election year and the year he returns to America, off with a rigged election. Is this what they call "Predictive Programming"?
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The most milquetoast boring lowcow wins because he has the most dick suckers on this forum who update Community Happens almost fucking daily.
A lawyer who fucks hookers and probably a few dudes in a booze and drug fueled stupor? Wow so unique!
He's also an insufferable blowhard that is self important and makes up shit? I'd never expect that from a lawyer!
This is like Times magazine giving "Everyone" the person of the year, That's literally every Lawyer.
Hit me with your MATI's Bossman was ROBBED and Squarehead Manjaw did much more important lowcow related things in '23
A lawyer who fucks hookers and probably a few dudes in a booze and drug fueled stupor? Wow so unique!
He's also an insufferable blowhard that is self important and makes up shit? I'd never expect that from a lawyer!
This is like Times magazine giving "Everyone" the person of the year, That's literally every Lawyer.
Hit me with your MATI's Bossman was ROBBED and Squarehead Manjaw did much more important lowcow related things in '23
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I’ve only ever seen Rekieta through clips on the forum or on MATI, but YouTube suggested Destiny vs Nick on Trump’s election crimes the other day. God he was awful, Destiny (who I’m not really familiar with either) walked all over him, he just kept repeating the same wall of gibberish and hand waving and pedantry trying to give Trump an out. Frustrating to listen to.
Deserved win.
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I haven't seen it, only the Destiny x Jones one and I could only tolerate it for like 2 hours.
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Bossman Jack losing his lolcow award followed his own curse - he wins, gets on a good streak, then proceeds to lose it all in a string of massive losses.
And his fans chimping out that he lost just add to the irony!
And his fans chimping out that he lost just add to the irony!
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Oh yeah, I almost forgot spending six figures to hire Marc Randazza to defend repeatedly falsely calling Steve "Montagraph" Quest, another lolcow, a child molester and admitting he did it because he thought he could somehow make money out of it.
Then when he tried to crowdfund his defense against Monty, Monty's crowdfunding to sue his ass got more money than his.
And now he's losing a lawsuit to another lolcow.
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Proud to have supported Nick in his incredible journey this year, what a victory, snatched from the jaws of defeat. At the start of 23, he wasn't even in the running. Unseeded. And through a grueling deathmatch tournament with his family, liver, self-respect, and professional reputation, he came out on top. No matter how hard the other guys tried, he was playing his own game, his own way, and he was charging down to levels we didn't know were really possible. If he hadn't had a reputation to burn, he'd have never been here. Austin, Pat, they're the great gas fields, lots of constant output, but Nick is one of those gusher oil wells.
IT SEEMS TO ME
YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE
LIKE A CANDLE IN THE WIND
what i'm saying, nick, is that we'll play Candle in the Wind at your funeral nick
IT SEEMS TO ME
YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE
LIKE A CANDLE IN THE WIND
what i'm saying, nick, is that we'll play Candle in the Wind at your funeral nick
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Fat faggot with bitch tits got bronze two years in a row. He truly can't win anything, not even the biggest loser contest.
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Porker was fatter when he wore it in real life
also nice touch making the mustard say cp
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Congratulation to Nick I suppose. Good on you for beating a scarecrow who managed to tank one of the biggest US beer brands (shows me what I actually know I thought for sure Dylan would win if you think about the damage he caused this year alone)
I like bossmanjack content more than any rekieta content. I can only watch nick via other people's streams and clips, however I don't think he's ready for lolcow of the year. He's become one of my personal favorites but i can't say he's reached a peak yet. I think people think of this as bmjs prime but I think of it as him catching his stride.
It's true i think alot of the cows in the big leagues this year from ralph to nick haven't really earned their spot in the running but i think any competition has their dead ball eras and their lulls between a baby Ruth. Bmjs day will come
It's true i think alot of the cows in the big leagues this year from ralph to nick haven't really earned their spot in the running but i think any competition has their dead ball eras and their lulls between a baby Ruth. Bmjs day will come
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I think you're right about that, BMJ isn't spiralling, he's orbiting the planet, up there with the stars.
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Congrats to Balldo, I would have never guessed this 4 years ago that we end up here, but here we are. Sic transit gloria mundi.