"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[crinklefry]

It's been a hot minute since it's been referenced but every time Jersh mentions the "PULL UP PULL UP" video it reminds me of another classic airplane vid, arguably more appropriate in most circumstances as well

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Just trust me bro, they can't stop long enough to go to a different bathroom.

IDK where this left-field take came from but it does have a tiny kernel of truth that you are probably extremely misremembering.

Some little girls have problems with bladder control and will occasionally wet themselves. Their doctor will tell them to specifically practice starting and stopping the stream while peeing to improve bladder control. You’re so completely wrong with this take and I recommend you look into it a little more.

 

[KateHikes14]

1 in 3 women experiences urinary incontinence to some degree after pregnancy and theres quite a few common conditions that can cause urinary incontinence as well, if you can't reliably hold your pee when sneezing, laughing (mildly), or jumping how tf are you gonna expect them to stop midstream.

 

[Harm]

Could we source some BPD hoes and test their pee-stream pinching abilities in order to determine the exact depth of Null's female urination knowledge?

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

1 in 3 women experiences urinary incontinence to some degree after pregnancy and theres quite a few common conditions that can cause urinary incontinence as well, if you can't reliably hold your pee when sneezing, laughing (mildly), or jumping how tf are you gonna expect them to stop midstream.

I imagine they start with practicing a reduction in the stream. The same could be said for young girls with urinary incontinence. How tf do they expect them to stop mid-stream if they already wet themselves? Same logic.

I’ve also recently learned that the proper medical term for women practicing starting/stopping their pee stream is “kegels.” But it was probably a lot to open with “doctors recommend young girls with urinary inconvenience do kegel exercises.”

 

[The President of Nintendo]

Is there any way to search for specific media posted to the site? I want to make a hilarious internet maymay to celebrate Nick's lolcow of the Year win but I'm having trouble finding the "bottle pic" and the clip where he talks about ButtsexMaster2000.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

From the Dylan thread

he was at the golden globes and he looks like a goblin now (the skin walker memes were right)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...vaney-Golden-Globes-red-carpet-Bud-Light.html

 

[FamicomGorby]

From the Dylan thread View attachment 5621299 View attachment 5621307
he was at the golden globes and he looks like a goblin now (the skin walker memes were right)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...vaney-Golden-Globes-red-carpet-Bud-Light.html

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Well the headline probably wasn't lying, but Dylan was probably turning heads the same way a car crash does.

 

[Oxyjen]

I’ve also recently learned that the proper medical term for women practicing starting/stopping their pee stream is “kegels.” But it was probably a lot to open with “doctors recommend young girls with urinary inconvenience do kegel exercises.”

Now research squirting.

 

[Nick Obre]

It's been a hot minute since it's been referenced but every time Jersh mentions the "PULL UP PULL UP" video it reminds me of another classic airplane vid, arguably more appropriate in most circumstances as well

I'm pretty sure he also featured that one in a MATI

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Now research squirting.

It’s pee.

 

[Sneeds]

Rapper Viper has tweeted out his new song
I'VE ONLY LIVED IN MY PERRY HOUSE

13 MONTHS!!!

LOOK AT THE TAX RECORDS!!

DO THE MATH!!

ALL ALLEGATIONS ARE FALSE!!!!
(link)

Also here’s a news story

 

[Asian tech support]

If Null wants some new cow content or just wants something to fill time, tunnel troon thread thread is out of PG.

The quick skinny is the guy (Jacob Lorei) is a turbo autist tranny who larps as a dot Indian and refuses to interact with anyone who won't refer to him as whatever Indian name he's going by at the moment. He gives off some serial killer vibes. He's been chronicling digging a (30 foot so far) tunnel under his house on tiktok. It's impressive for a solo hobby project but city inspectors have told him to cut it out. The tunnel seems to go under the foundation of his home and the rock is probably relatively soft.
His tiktok videos make heavy use of filters and voice changers. Several in the thread would have been fooled had digging a huge tunnel not been a distinctly male fantasy.
The OP is fairly concise and should make for good filler.

edit: fixed url

 

[Johnny Salami]

at about 2:54-2:55 in the April 5 stream, Josh talks about tomboy porn. I would like to confirm the existence of this tomboy porn

The funny part with Rekieta happening it literal happened to CWC over a decade ago https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Thetan where some one impersonated a high school gal pal of Chris just to troll him. History does have a funny way to repeat itself

Well he did put on the medallion

Maybe someone should send it to Patrick. He would somehow outdo himself if he did. Would probably end up owing KWs money

The latino question is easy. They're like Asians, if you spend enough then around them you realize there are multiple kinds that are materialy different in behavior and they all hate echother. The northern and Central Mexican are fine and have been here for hundreds of years, you play them off against the southern Mexicans and Guatemalaians,

Latinos hate one another. For a variety of reasons they do not get along. But everyone hates the Puerto Ricans

a turbo autist tranny who larps as a dot Indian and refuses to interact with anyone who won't refer to him as whatever Indian name he's going by at the moment. He gives off some serial killer vibes. He's been chronicling digging a (30 foot so far) tunnel under his house on tiktok. It's impressive for a solo hobby project but city inspectors have told him to cut it out. The tunnel seems to go under the foundation

Shame he trooned out. In the 90s he would have been allowed to work as a miner where his autism would have been a net benefit. We really do live in a society

 

[young chestnut]

If Null wants some new cow content or just wants something to fill time, the tunnel troon thread is out of PG. (.hk | .onion)

Don't forget that this newborn thread has already brought glory and praise to the farms. link

 

[Claude Sigma]

the tunnel troon

As a fellow digging enthusiast, I must express my discontent at this mentally ill creature.
All diggers (whether holers or tunnelers) are respectable men free of mentall illness, no matter what our wives say, and having this sexual pervert represent our normal and somewhat safe hobby is a bad look on the entire community.

I wish him wet dirt and overpriced wood at his local hardware store.

 

[Jones McCann]

when josh is late (and gay)
when the farms won't load

 

[Jotch]

(.hk | .onion)

FYI semi-recebtly we got "URL unfurling" added, so any links to the KF always point to the same domain you are viewing it from. (ie no need for that anymore!)

 

[Al from Dadeville]

On the last episode when you were talking about how women can't stop their stream while they pee, you said that if you ask a woman to stop peeing, she'll yell at you and say she can't.

Have you ever been in such a scenario where you had to tell or ask a woman to stop peeing?

I was trying to imagine a hypothetical situation in which this would be the case, but came up with almost nothing.

100% has to be a lie his mom told him because he kept running into the bathroom asking her to renew his runescape membership or something

 

[SmugGenie]

The quick skinny is the guy (Jacob Lorei) is a turbo autist tranny who larps as a dot Indian and refuses to interact with anyone who won't refer to him as whatever Indian name he's going by at the moment. He gives off some serial killer vibes. He's been chronicling digging a (30 foot so far) tunnel under his house on tiktok. It's impressive for a solo hobby project but city inspectors have told him to cut it out. The tunnel seems to go under the foundation of his home and the rock is probably relatively soft.
His tiktok videos make heavy use of filters and voice changers. Several in the thread would have been fooled had digging a huge tunnel not been a distinctly male fantasy.
The OP is fairly concise and should make for good filler.

Jesus fucking christ the way it bends over to transfer those rocks. Better they be trooning out in a hole where they're likely to die from a cave in event, than in front of the cumpooter all day. At least he's getting some exercise.