🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Punished Lobsterchu]

He has the pic of him and his sex worker pinned on his Xitter like she’s some kind of trophy, the poor shmuck.
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“Lookit me and mah hot gf you guys!” Lol
It’s the one where he’s wearing the fake RL shirt too
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That fake logo still cracks me up. This whole trainwreck is hilarious.

My brain has deteriorated to the point where I read this Spanish in Ralph's wigger accent.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ethan should be bullied mercilessly for wearing a shirt at the beach and in the pool. Even PPP is secure enough in his body to go shirtless online. The only realm in which Ethan ever feels shame is in his body, but his actions and self-pity are even more revolting than his physical form.

While I agree, I think he’s doing us all a favor keeping that shirt on. Every time we’ve gotten a glimpse of what lies under it’s been absolutely horrific

 

[John Andrews Stan]

While I agree, I think he’s doing us all a favor keeping that shirt on. Every time we’ve gotten a glimpse of what lies under it’s been absolutely horrific

No doubt. He still deserves to be bullied mercilessly for being a pathetic cunt who ate himself into a state of revolting obesity and now claims to be “skinny” while still acknowledging that his physical form is too disgusting to be uncovered in public.

 

[P0LYBIUS]

I wonder if Ethan squandered his child support money and paid for a cheap Mexican weight loss surgery. That would explain why he looks like a loose testicle.

 

[Rage Pig]

True romance. In her eyes, Ethan Oliver Ralph is an Adonis.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

The "haha" laugh really gives it all away

another dent into his funds for that post

 

[ChadBrazilian]

If I was Ralph, I would go to Panama, El Salvador or Chile. If you are going to be a broke retard; be a broke retard in a fiscal paradise.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

you look so good bby

Is Ralph running this account? Lmao

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Is Ralph running this account? Lmao

Those messages are 10 dollars a pop.

 

[Fornicario]

Those messages are 10 dollars a pop.

The Boss Hog, Kang of the Sektur, paying some whore to write generic messages of affection. How far the Ralphamale has fallen. The corn this year will once again be at an all time high.

 

[porkWellington]

True romance. In her eyes, Ethan Oliver Ralph is an Adonis.
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"You look so good bby"

 

[Um...]

True romance. In her eyes, Ethan Oliver Ralph is an Adonis.
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That’s the same thing she and her bff and fellow escort @nadiialarcon spam under each other’s instagram posts

Keep trying though Ralph, haha.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Knock her up Ralph. That’s the only way we’ll be convinced it’s a real girlfriend and not a whore.
(Reminder this degenerate was stupid enough to be bullied into rawdogging babies into two ugly unstable freaks, it could happen).

 

[gaystoner]

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

True romance. In her eyes, Ethan Oliver Ralph is an Adonis.
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Being as we saw EOR struggle to have a verbal conversation with her her typed English is remarkably better.

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Odd he cops to sniffing her hair and isn’t oinking “AH WUZ KISSIN’ HER!”.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

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Still coping about paying for sex, eh? Couldn't be me!

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

I'm sure he's asking for a friend...


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It's 12:45am in Merida and Ralph is eating peanut butter.


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[Internet Inquisitor]

I'm sure he's asking for a friend...

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It's 12:45am in Merida and Ralph is eating peanut butter.

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"Fuck it," Pig's slits cry
Two tears in the Ass butter.
Show me some tits, bish..

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

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Why are you censoring that? Still petrified of getting banned even though Elon's in charge? Stop being a fanny.

The butter chicken dig doesn't really land when the only woman you've ever had some semblance of love towards was Norah.

Also, hair smelling is creepy serial killer/Joe Biden energy. Keep up the impressive rizz, King.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It's 12:45am in Merida and Ralph is eating peanut butter.

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