Weird looking men thread - Men that are odd looking, celebrity or otherwise

[Fata v3]

Scott Sturgeon aka Stza Crack, very few pictures of him without pulling some stupid face but he looks weird then also. The cutthroat tattoo makes me so uncomfortable.

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This man is only 46 year old

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

This man is only 46 year old

Yep, drugs have done a number on him. I saw him play 20 years ago and he looked pretty much like that then.

Saw him slightly more recently, like 10 years ago, playing twice with Star Fucking Hipsters and he got so drunk his band mates had to carry him out both times. I'm not sure if alcohol is a step up from crack, any addiction is brutal. He's also a total piece of shit so no great loss really if it does him in.

 

[Fata v3]

There used to be a leftover crack forum that goes way back to its origins pre 2001 (dare i say in the veins of kiwi). Needless to say Stza got trolled badly on there and left in a huff. I think be got really pissed off when everyone mocked the replacement drummer they had who drowned on his own vomit.

Also just checked and Alec od'd 3 years ago. Damn, he was somewhat sane. His wife was a groupie from Sacramento (preschool teacher?) that would be a libtard in this generation.

Good times, but just powerlevelled myself

 

[I'm Really Feeling It]

Can any woman who is "generally into men" and enjoys a variety of different types of men explain to me why this guy was such a popular Doctor? I know it's been well over a decade but I still can't understand the appeal this guy had during his run on Doctor Who; especially since he followed objectively-attractive David Tennant (and before that, "Strange vibe but I can respect it"-Christopher Eccleston).

Eccleston > Tennant > Matt Smith. Fite me.

 

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Nickisnotgreen looks disgusting


00shawn on YouTube

 

[斯尼 德之王]

 

[CoolFool]

Ethan Slater, Ariana Grande's boy toy, looks like he went straight from 12 to 30.

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This is the one that confuses me the most. He married a beautiful woman and then cheated on her with one of the most popular pop stars. Yet he is so damn ugly. When it came out that he was playing Spongebob in a play, everyone kept saying "Wow, he's perfect for the role, he literally looks like Spongebob in human form", which is 100% accurate.

How did this guy manage to smash (and even marry) two women way out of his league?? There's some ugly guys that I can understand why girls go after them, like Pete Davidson or whatever, he's super tall. But this guy? He's short af and doesn't have an athletic build. Only thing I can figure is his charisma must be off the charts.

 

[Yeeted Teet]

Ethan Slater, Ariana Grande's boy toy, looks like he went straight from 12 to 30.

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He also looks like a marginally less gay version of her brother

 

[T.E.R.F]

This is the one that confuses me the most. He married a beautiful woman and then cheated on her with one of the most popular pop stars. Yet he is so damn ugly. When it came out that he was playing Spongebob in a play, everyone kept saying "Wow, he's perfect for the role, he literally looks like Spongebob in human form", which is 100% accurate.

How did this guy manage to smash (and even marry) two women way out of his league?? There's some ugly guys that I can understand why girls go after them, like Pete Davidson or whatever, he's super tall. But this guy? He's short af and doesn't have an athletic build. Only thing I can figure is his charisma must be off the charts.

He is a heinous musical theater goblin but at her core Ariana Grande is also a theater kid. She got her start on broadway. So I’m sure they’re very loud and annoying together. But doubt it will last long once she gets bored.

 

[CoolFool]

He is a heinous musical theater goblin but at her core Ariana Grande is also a theater kid. She got her start on broadway. So I’m sure they’re very loud and annoying together. But doubt it will last long once she gets bored.

I can understand the theater kid part, but there are other, better looking theater actors out there, some that actually really beautiful. Ethan's not even average looking, he's legit ugly.

I watched a few videos of his, thinking maybe he's just really charming. There are plenty of guys that are ugly but funny so it makes sense why they're able to score beautiful women. But after watching several videos, I can say Ethan's isn't charismatic, charming, or funny. He came off as awkward, sounds like a loser, and talks like a gay man. And I don't mean that as an insult either, like he literally acts and talks like a man that likes other men.

I read a theory that Ariana gets off more on ruining marriages (apparently this isn't the first one she wrecked). That would make sense to me, like maybe she knows he's fugly and that after she dumps him, he's left with a destroyed marriage, and he's not going to have any luck finding another decent looking woman to date him. Still tho, if that's the case, why hasn't she dumped him yet? Idk, it's just so bizarre to me that one of the most popular pop stars is dating literal goblin.

 

[T.E.R.F]

I’d explain the rest of it simply by the fact they filmed a movie together and thus were forced to spend lots of time together. I don’t think it would have organically happened otherwise. I agree she probably gets off on the breaking up a relationship part (hence her song) and probably also gets off on dating uglier men she knows are going to absolutely worship her.

 

[Big Ouncerton]

MrBeast

 

[Angry New Ager]

Country legend Lyle Lovett has always been one of the odder-looking humans walking around on this earth:

For a couple of years in the '90s he was inexplicably married to Julia Roberts:

Now he's an old fart, so people might say his face has "character," but he's still one strange-looking human:

 

[Dysnomia]

i find large mouths horrifying

I remember watching Moesha and wondering how the hell Brandy dealt with such a gigantic mouth. Like how is life for a human chain chomp?

MrBeast
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It's a very punchable face. Also, that Limp Bizkit looking guy doing the spedface at the bottom. Good Lord. It's like every white trash douchebag rolled into one convenient package.

 

[Aiōn]

Someone sent me these

 

[Waifu Days]

Things come in threes and that includes goofy looking guys.

Keith Habersberger of Try Guys and Lewberger fame. Still photos can making him look somewhat normal but once you see him move, it's freaky.	Andy Milonakis is a grown man that looks like a fat teenager. Was on MTV, I could tell you why.	Phil Spector, music producer and murderer, his hair is bad in any given decade.

 

[Chromeo]

Things come in threes and that includes goofy looking guys.

Keith Habersberger of Try Guys and Lewberger fame. Still photos can making him look somewhat normal but once you see him move, it's freaky.	Andy Milonakis is a grown man that looks like a fat teenager. Was on MTV, I could tell you why.	Phil Spector, music producer and murderer, his hair is bad in any given decade.
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You bringing up Keith Habersberger reminds me of one of my favorite CollegeHumor sketches. Just so you know weird lanky nerds come in pairs:

 

[KriegmanFan]

This nigga

 

[Clovis]

No ones mentioned the rubber thumb with some pubes stuck on it?


This TV chef always looks slightly unclean, and like a dog who ate a bee.


This predatory horse-human hybrid once claimed to have body dysmorphia. No, bro, you really do look like that.

 

[Rubick]

This TV chef always looks slightly unclean, and like a dog who ate a bee.
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He always looked like a drunk and it wouldn't surprise me if he was one.