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Chantal's husbands not on camera and in videos anymore so is he fake by her logic now too?Leave FFG’s fake flannel wearing man alone you homewrecking skank. (j/k)
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Chantal's husbands not on camera and in videos anymore so is he fake by her logic now too?Leave FFG’s fake flannel wearing man alone you homewrecking skank. (j/k)
We've all seen that he's real.Chantal's husbands not on camera and in videos anymore so is he fake by her logic now too?
I think Chantal might "care" in that she'd feel she should be the only one allowed to cause her family discomfort (she's undoubtedly been the root of most of theirs' her entire life).Ffg really outta quit while she’s ahead, because she opened Pandora’s box on this one.
Chantal doesn’t care if you fuck with her family.
It really gives me vibes of a recently single friend where "It just came out of the blue!" that keeps yapping on and on and on about how this one time "He made her waffles! With blueberries and everything!"The “opens doors for me” was such a bizarre flex, only today did it dawn on me why this would a big deal. Like if you made me list “reasons my husband is wonderful” door opening wouldn’t make the top 100 if it would even occur to me to mention it. It the type of thing that might seem significant on some early dates as signs he’s thoughtful or trying to impress? Idk, but it was the first and only thing that immediately seemed to come to mind for Chantal. The bar is low af.
But today I was at Target and as I parked an old man in the car to my left got out of his car and walked towards my car. I waited since he was in front of my door because he was coming to open the passenger door for his wife. She was old too, a little heavy but obviously had a few health issues that made it harder for her to get around at her age. He gingerly opened the door and helped her get out. They then walked hand in hand into the store together and it warmed my cold dark heart. But it made me realize that door opening, and assistance getting out, is a very big deal if you actually struggle to open doors or get in and out of cars.
Getting in and out of a car is probably one of Chantal’s harder physical tasks in daily life. I remember having some very minor difficulties getting out of cars when I was 8 month pregnant. I cannot imagine adding 300 additional pounds on top of that. Even regular entrance doors could pose an embarrassment, so someone to open it wide, all the way, for a beach ball frame would be an important consideration. It’s probably hard to open heavy public doors when your gut is the same as your arm reach.
After winning back to back in 2020 and 2021, she lost to Shanny in 2022.Just wanted to congratulate Chantal on her win in the KF lolcow of the year awards in the Breaker of Scales category. You earned it girl!
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I knew the "healthy journey/weight loss" part of the cycle would be back.
Now that she can't show her poo loving husband out of sheer embarrassment, what else does she have? It's either the fake health bullshit, mukbangs, or fighting with FFG. That's all she has to choose from for content.
Also, please enjoy this nightmare fuel (taken from Twitter):
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I imagine Salad is just elated to have this jail guard hag back in town.
LMAO remember when Chantal would cast an irritated glance at Bibi when he had the audacity to attempt to relax in his own home with a vidya game or a movie? How dare he shatter the illusion of their perfect life where we were supposed to assume he doted on her hand and foot, attended to her every need, and worshipped her transcendent beauty?
What kind of look is Salad getting these days? Especially with her diabetic retinopathy and dying eyes? Some crazy, cockeyed glare with the haunting benefit of a drifting, crazed, eyeball? This is horror movie, jumpscare shit.
These two are so perfect for eachother. We've been saying this for a long time, but I think Chantal may have tried her best to finagle that into a compliment. I hope she can no longer find satisfaction in being held against a frog-faced, bitch-titted scat fiend, but I fear she may still find some compliment in that.
So to disabuse you of any perceived compliment: You are, in all sincerity, the fattest, ugliest, meanest attempt at a person I have ever encountered. Your skin is a nightmare, your chins are hilarious and unparalelled in girth, width, and hang. Your husband is an ugly, stupid whore who literally aspires to be a rapist in his wildest dreams.
Lol. Lmao even.
Lets be real. Shittal is one huge, massive, shitty impairment in herself.Obesity makes you more susceptible to things like glaucoma so it's not out of the realm of possibility that she has some kind of visual impairment.
yeah my bingo card had 'drops half of body weight' way above 'boyfriend likes to shit on people' .but I don't think a single one of us could have ever, ever imagined this.
You're picturing a normal, moral person responding to being exposed as a coprophiliac rapist. I urge you to adjust your thinking a little: picture instead a coprophiliac rapist being exposed as a coprophiliac rapist. I expect his response to be closer to Ted Bundy's, constantly wondering why everyone was making such a big deal out of everything.I have a sneaky bad feeling we’ll have the ‘Widow Sarault’ on our hands before we know it, and what a pain in the ass that would be.
She didn't have cancer. Sorry to nitpick but I don't want it to slip into Chinny's lore that she's a cancer survivor.