Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 25.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 64 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 149 39.7%

  • Total voters
    375
You almost always want to get a contract extended before it expires for multiple reasons.

1) Consistency. If you are making/receiving promises, you don't want those obligations to lapse. It's a bit of a pain to "turn off" your obligations and then "turn on" once an agreement is reached again, for lack of a better word. The parties also both benefit from sustained expense/income instead of it lapsing.

2) Timing. These things take a while to negotiate and you want to make sure you have plenty of time to work through any concerns so that you can keep things moving without a lapse in contract.

3) The worst one for Nick, retention. In his specific case Rumble would want to lock Nick down now. You don't want to lose talent to other offers, so the earlier you extend the contract the less chance you have of talent being poached. The fact that Rumble is seemingly unconcerned with this is very telling. Not a good sign for Nick.
You know what would be funny? If nick came in not only with his stated before demands, he also wants to get paid for January and February, despite negotiating in February and would realistically 'start' in March. 'Services already rendered' or some such so he only has 10 months left to cruise by if he gets a 1 year renew. If rumble isn't fucked in the head, I imagine their negotiator's internal reaction would be funny if we could witness it.
 
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I knew I recognized balldoman from somewhere...
 
Did Nick explicitly confirm the date his contract would expire anywhere? The reason I ask is because my understanding was the same as yours that his Rumble contract would expire on the 1st, since as far as I knew the contract was 12 months and started in January, but now in 2024 he's claiming his contract has not expired yet.



Good call. I just posted it in the voting thread.

In contacts like these, there is usually a clause that if "re-negotiation of a contract" goes past the expiration date of the current contract, then the terms of the "expired" contract still apply for the length of the re-negotiation period.
 
Here's a larger version, the Instagram post is a video, but most of it is a slideshow with Nick's portion being a still frame.

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Holy shit, his physique is nothing short of geriatric. My late grandpa — a father of 5, too, happily offering to do work such as cleaning gutters, lawn mowing, small repairs etc for his adult children just out of joy to be active and helpful — was better built even being twice Racket's age.

Also, with such a bod, who is he to say Lady Rackets' was "destroyed" by childbirth? Imagine not even being pregnant and yet looking like... That.
 
In case anyone is wondering what it is:
I'll assume you're not Kinochet on his 100th sock account and point out that Kinochet is a fucking retard and the purple is a guideline and not the actual tattoo ink. Also, if you are Kinochet, please die immediately. If you're not, then I hope you have a wonderful day of not being Kinochet.
 
You almost always want to get a contract extended before it expires for multiple reasons.

1) Consistency. If you are making/receiving promises, you don't want those obligations to lapse. It's a bit of a pain to "turn off" your obligations and then "turn on" once an agreement is reached again, for lack of a better word. The parties also both benefit from sustained expense/income instead of it lapsing.

2) Timing. These things take a while to negotiate and you want to make sure you have plenty of time to work through any concerns so that you can keep things moving without a lapse in contract.

3) The worst one for Nick, retention. In his specific case Rumble would want to lock Nick down now. You don't want to lose talent to other offers, so the earlier you extend the contract the less chance you have of talent being poached. The fact that Rumble is seemingly unconcerned with this is very telling. Not a good sign for Nick.

I am fairly sure that Nick got some short extension he nerver talkes about, and he is just elated to have totally dunked on the Farms. We will know of he talks about renewal in the next few months. My gut says if he gets a new contract, he probably got an extension.


Nick did a live stream last night from the sunroom adjoining the hot tub:

- He supposedly had to deal with a legal issue for someone and was late.

- He was asked what people's favourite Christmas gifts were.

He could not answer for the children, but he put a new telly in the playroom.

His wife got a painting from the art show they attend annually. He could jot buy it at the time, but he made arrangements later. She was haply becuase she thought Nicm was ignoring her when she said she wanted it.

Nick doesn't get a lot of gifts, but he guesses it was a set of tiny Walmart plushes that were shaped like comfort food and branded as 'emotion support' items. They were cure, and Nick mentioned they were funny, so Kayla must have gone back for them. It was thoughtful, and that is the kind of gift he likes. He typically buys what he wants of needs dor himself.

- Nick's parent typically get them gift cards to hotels or restaurants. They also take them on family trips. They have to visit so the children can get their presents from them. Nick typically likes to give them experiences and trips.

- Supposedly someone in chat found on KF that we think his family are all fake actors.

- Nick likes all his StitchFix clothes and he has to weed out the mess of them bexuase there are so much. As a streamer, he has to have 'display clothes' because he is going to be on camera a lot. He has started to pay attention to how he looked.

- Nick's last 4-5 weeks have been awesome for Nick and fun, but busy. He has gotten to spend time with his wife. Nick loves to see her express herself with tattoos. He wanted 4 more, and he got one at the convention and it just needs more shading and finishing. It took longer than expected, and he has to go back to catch up with him to finish it.

- Nick was drinking while he was getting the tattoo. He took his shirt off to show it at the end of the stream. He gave advice to people going to conventions for tattoos. He says it should be meaningful though. His snake will incorporate the 'Don't tread on me' text but it will not be a Gadsen serpent specifically.

- He absent-mindedly said 'I need to go get a drink' and had to remind himself that he was sobe streaming. He thinks it is funny how some people think he 'craves' alcohol. He did a short rant on it.

- He liked the Sitch and Adam show a lot more than Destiny. He thinks the ideas were colored better. Destiny was hung-up on 'if there was a lie, then there was fraud'..

- He is ignoring Flashcast drama. He is not blocked and is not engaging. He likes everyone, but he is sure he will be drawn in at some point.

- Nick has been invited to a lot of shows recently, but he has been so busy. He has also been trying to cut back on his work schedule to avoid burnout. He wants to avoid the quantity of content he was doing Post-Depp.

- He wants to go on Lead Attornery's LOCALS show about streaming culture. A lot of popular streamers do 10-15 hours a day and he cannot do that. He has a family amd ADHD.

- He is working out his contract this month with Rumble. They have to figure out if they are negotiating in FL or over the phone. He prefers to go there to negotiate and add on some holiday. He has a lot of ideas he wants the platform ti implement amd some partnered content ideas for them to promote.

- He doesn't pay attention to what people say about him and his wife, but he knows a bunch of people think that she is dead, gone, or divorced.

- He is not interested in doing a comic (despite heaving 2-3 ideas) because the area is a mess. He wants to put out a book. He put the team to do it together last year, and they are just waiting on him.

- He wants to do live shows vut wants more advance notice than 2 months. He disliked Nashville as a destination and venue. He may be at someone else's show in Minnesota in the next few months, but it has not been fully booked yet at the venue.
 
I tried looking in the thread for the answer; I failed.
Can we get a translation of his moon rune tattoo?
 
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We need to add an award to the Julays called a "MANdy". Maybe the newcomer award can be called a Mandy, I don't know. It just makes a good name for something OK.
Isn't that just what Julay is in it's most original form? The whole Julay incident happened because Chris was catfished into fucking a blowup doll.

:julay:
 
In contacts like these, there is usually a clause that if "re-negotiation of a contract" goes past the expiration date of the current contract, then the terms of the "expired" contract still apply for the length of the re-negotiation period.

You are probably right, but a lapses co tract is risk that is unecessary, and Nick is still lazy. Just because he gets away with dumb shite (devil's own luck) doesn't mean it isn't stupid.

I tried looking in the thread for the answer; I failed.
Can we get a translation of his moon rune tattoo?

It is ITT. Someone with near fluent knowledge did a translation. There have been others, but this was the first I found. Search 'Chivalry' ITT:

I wonder who this someone is because I'm (basically) a native speaker and I think it comes off as try-hard and stupid.


怒: Fury? Fair enough. It means anguish so it could also mean fury.
節: Control. I guess to be frugal implies great control of oneself. This kind of works.
俠: Chivalry???? Okay, I hit the nail on the head with "white knight" but that's more of a pathetic implication than chivalry. FYI, the one letter verb for white knighting is called "舔" which means lick, ie, literally licking the high heels of some whore. Yeah, welcome to the Chinese language.
尊 would probably be a better choice which means respect.
瞻: Courage? A better word would be 勇 which literally means courage.

Urgh, what a joke. 炒麵 would at least be funny.

Nick's explanation is that they used a Chinese dictionary, then consulted with a native speaker to get the meaning of 'Fury, Control, Chivalry, and Courage. He got it when he was doing a lot of Taekwon Do.

ETA: words
 
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I can't dude... the 2007 Scene belt. It's too embarrassing.
2003 latest.
- Supposedly someone in chat found on KF that we think his family are all fake actors.
Starting to get the sense his own chat knows he is this gullible so testing him with nonsense.
- Nick likes all his StitchFix clothes and he has to weed out the mess of them bexuase there are so much. As a streamer, he has to have 'display clothes' because he is going to be on camera a lot. He has started to pay attention to how he looked.
He should pay less attention if this is the result.
- He absent-mindedly said 'I need to go get a drink' and had to remind himself that he was sobe streaming. He thinks it is funny how some people think he 'craves' alcohol. He did a short rant on it.
Such an effortless comedic talent.
- He is not interested in doing a comic (despite heaving 2-3 ideas) because the area is a mess. He wants to put out a book. He put the team to do it together last year, and they are just waiting on him.
Didn't he say he can't do art to save his life due to his tremors? Who is on this "team"? I am sure they are waiting with baited breath to put on a massive effort for this loon's vanity project.
- He wants to do live shows vut wants more advance notice than 2 months. He disliked Nashville as a destination and venue.
Nothing is ever good enough is it. Imagine paying $5/mo listening to some narc rant about failed dreams streams.
I tried looking in the thread for the answer; I failed.
Can we get a translation of his moon rune tattoo?
Angry fighter nipple festival. Think cycles of narcissistic rage. He foretold his own destiny using Chinese he picked up from a box of Kraft macaroni and cheese.. or so the Legends say.
 
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I said that Rekieta had inspired me to draw something something like 50 pages back, finally got around to doing it.

Congrats, Rekieta. Last time that a cow inspired me to post a drawing to KF was Keffals. You're in the same boat as Keffals. It's quite an achievement.

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Rekieta & Mandy, the greatest love story since Titanic. Kate Winslet can't hold a candle to Buffalo Dan, though, what a catch.
 
- He supposedly had to deal with a legal issue for someone and was late.
Well that person isn't winning their case or whatever.
His snake will incorporate the 'Don't tread on me' text but it will not be a Gadsen serpent specifically.
lolbertarian for sure.
- He absent-mindedly said 'I need to go get a drink' and had to remind himself that he was sobe streaming. He thinks it is funny how some people think he 'craves' alcohol. He did a short rant on it.
Nick "it's HILARIOUS people think I am obsessed with liquor". Also Nick "damn, I really need a drink".
- He is ignoring Flashcast drama. He is not blocked and is not engaging. He likes everyone, but he is sure he will be drawn in at some point.
He could just not allow himself to be pulled into drama but Nick wants the drama. It's good to know he likes everyone involved in flashcast. I'm sure he wishes them to all make a bajillion dollars.
- He is working out his contract this month with Rumble. They have to figure out if they are negotiating in FL or over the phone. He prefers to go there to negotiate and add on some holiday. He has a lot of ideas he wants the platform ti implement amd some partnered content ideas for them to promote.
Not looking good if they don't even know if they want to negotiate in person or remote. Also, him wanting to get a vacation out of it is peak Nick. Dude took more vacations in 2023 than most people take in a decade and he's already jonesing for another one. I guess being cooped up with the kids have really taken it's toll on him.
 
- He doesn't pay attention to what people say about him and his wife, but he knows a bunch of people think that she is dead, gone, or divorced.
"I don't even know what people say about me and my wife....... but I have heard these theories....."

If you're stupid enough to be fooled by lies like this, then I've got a sexy single ready to mingle for you by the name of Mandy.

Also, you gotta love how older LOCALS topics slowly fade away over time. No more 5k gift discussion, no more talking about the 24 hours livestream or those content creator bootcamps, and now that horrible December depression? The last 4-5 weeks were some of the most fun in his entire life! Just a little busy is all..... Sure, Nick.
 
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