🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[The Real Me]

I can't realistically think any of the guys there would be capable of that level of unhinged aggression. The only one's who maybe come close would be Fatty or Jon but even with them I wouldn't think them cable of violence against a woman

Fatty and Jon wouldn't get physical with anyone at all. Fatty does not like it when people go Full Force, he treats others how he likes to be treated. Even when he got mad, I don't recall him even destroying anything, he would just yell.

Jon would scream and stomp around like a child but I think the worst damage he ever did was put a hole in the wall. Despite his capacity for anger, even Jon was able to read the room when production got involved. After he came back as a freeloader and tried to destroy Letty's passport, he calmed down after Sam yelled at him and decided that he should let himself out. Jimmy is not capable of recognising that he is in the wrong, the whole world is plotting against him.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

He poured grits all over Trish's bed when her and Cole 'shittalked' him while letting cole leave so he could further mock Trish, He threw a chair when yelling at Megan. He headbutted Taylor while screaming that she "prostituted my sister at the movies" which is a whole can of worms on it's own, He rubbed cologne all over Nifty's face, and finally he's throwing a hammer at Brit. He's only had one moment where he clearly went after a male, that being the gator wrassling challenge with TJ and won, but he quickly apologized for it. After watching the slowed down video of him snatching the hammer and going at her, I'm convinced he would have smashed her directly with it if she didn't get thrown away. It also looks like he TRIED to throw the hammer DIRECTLY at her, but his hand lost grip early and let it slip, hitting the place beside her head.

all of his sperg outs on girls came after they made fun of him or turned down his advances right?

also i agree that he simply missed her with the hammer. he has proven to be incredibly uncoordinated and youd have to be as retarded as jimmy to argue he had enough self control to intentionally miss after full speed shoving her into the wall.

meg ended up having good foresight about jimmy. real piece of shit, good riddance.

 

[Nobusuke Kishi]

Fatty and Jon's rage was more feminine and impotent, just shit talking, screaming, slamming doors, and trying to break personal belongings,

Jon tried to destroy Letty's passport which was probably the most extreme/almost criminal thing that one person did to another person legally during all of season 1. It's kind of surprising that contestants who are aware of Season 1, MDE, and the kind of show Jet and Sam want to make act simultaneously more unhinged and boring than the fresh faced contestants with no expectations from the earlier season.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

They made a wish with a monkey's paw. They wanted funny retards to pick on for this show, and they got a kid who commits felonious assault on women over a toy phone and hotdog buns. Fatty and Jon's rage was more feminine and impotent, just shit talking, screaming, slamming doors, and trying to break personal belongings. Jimmy's is genuinely scary and unhinged.

People say that Jimmy only targets women out of cowardice, but I have another theory, that his mother was his primary abuser when he was a kid, so women giving him shit sets off some deeply embedded trauma. Not that it makes it any less fucking retarded, but his reaction to the women is so primal and over the top compared to the men that it goes beyond being a virginal sperg imo.

There's still Dungyay with his gay zesty nigger babble but even then he got physical when Trish started to throw things at him.
Next time (doubt it) they need to make it Sausage Tank so we can see real fights be thrown down because nobody would care if it's just guys getting rowdy with each other.

 

[The Tall Man]

Jimmy was hilarious but there's no way they can keep him. They were on thin ice after he headbutted Taylor but this is a bit too much. As fun as it is to blame Brit and Trish for poking the bear, you can't say it's their fault an incel came at them with a hammer. I'm sure there's some posts about it but Jimmy hates women to an absurd level.
He poured grits all over Trish's bed when her and Cole 'shittalked' him while letting cole leave so he could further mock Trish, He threw a chair when yelling at Megan. He headbutted Taylor while screaming that she "prostituted my sister at the movies" which is a whole can of worms on it's own, He rubbed cologne all over Nifty's face, and finally he's throwing a hammer at Brit. He's only had one moment where he clearly went after a male, that being the gator wrassling challenge with TJ and won, but he quickly apologized for it. After watching the slowed down video of him snatching the hammer and going at her, I'm convinced he would have smashed her directly with it if she didn't get thrown away. It also looks like he TRIED to throw the hammer DIRECTLY at her, but his hand lost grip early and let it slip, hitting the place beside her head.

As much as I'm for equal rights equal fights, beating a girl half your size with a hammer because she broke your shitty joke phone is a bit much. Jimmy wasn't a cash cow at all, he was a cash pitbull. No idea how they just ignored him this entire time and let him take off after a woman, Jet is a retard but that's not anything we didn't know already. Jimmy was a huge liability and that's not even mentioning the apparent hug fetish he has. Jet it up!!

Jimmy was absolutely a liability, fishtank as a whole is.
It's Jet's job to wrangle these tards and he failed with Summer, Cole and Jimmy.
Jet even failed with the stinky pedo Dyke, who was good at agitating the other fish. He wanted to be part of the cool kids and instead of making her stay longer for the content, he ended up annoying her with late night minecraft streams.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

I believe Fishtank is at its best when it's a clusterfuck. I don't think a primarily contestant motivated plot can be maintained for a week. 1) I don't think the audience can keep track of it, 2) I don't think the contestants can keep track of it. If there's going to be an overarching plot, it has to be Sam controlled. He's unironically the only one of the production capable of the improvisational thinking required to herd the mewling retards that get brought on/will continue to get brought on in Season 3.

Unfortunately, that makes watching the edited episodes boring. Perhaps the Fishtank should be seen as an experience that allows you to participate directly or indirectly via social media.

 

[Lord Xenu]

I havent been following this thread, so maybe I'm late, but you can use CCTV security cam client software to monitor the streams. Some software allows you to enable motion detect to follow movement, record, or set alerts.
I think you can use BlueIris for this on windows. I've never used BlueIris, but I think it would be compatible with the fishtank m3u from pastebin. If not, you can just copy & paste the URL's from the m3u into the application.

(This is from CCTV-viewer, it's a basic client for linux, without motion detect or advanced features. Ignore the video glitching, its my screen recorder software, not the CCTV client).

 

[anliteralidiot]

No one remembers that Brit, essentially, did nothing to earn this from Jimmy.

Jet told him about something called, "operation Jimmy missile" and he had a big schizo moment. He assumed it meant Britney, and that she was a plant specifically to fuck with him.

So he threw her bag (with her ID and other belongings) out a window from B1. She had only kinda told him the truth at that point (that he's weird), and was just blunt.

After that, Duanye and Tai took his stuff. He blamed Britney. He was told it was Duanye and Tai, but he blamed Britney.

When they had a 1hr ban on entering B1, Sam tasked Jimmy's best friend TAYLEIGH with stealing the phone. She hid it in the gooncave. Jimmy blamed Britney.

When he found it, Britney initiated a beef because she was fucking sick of being blamed. That's when Trish started getting into Jimmy for fucking with Brit all night. And after the beef challenge is when Trish breaks the ashtray.

Stuff calmed down. Britney was freed from the doghouse, and Trish had a plan for her.

Trish called a beef, and Britney went upstairs.

That's the only thing she directly did to Jimmy.

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

I wonder if the latest jimmy retard rage is somehow a part of the plot for s2. It's just weird to me that he missed hitting her with the mallet when he threw it at her when she was ~2-3 ft away..

Or he's just a spastic, uncoordinated retard throwing something in a blind rage?

The “hide Jimmy’s stuff“ bit should have been a slow burn that took place over a week, possibly longer. As the week goes on Jimmy’s belongings slowly start to go missing. He starts to question who he can trust and who is doing it.

I don't think this would have ever worked with Jimmy, he's got crazy hoarder mentality and would've noticed immediately something missing and never let it go until he found it or escalated to this point.

 

[Da R00D D00D]

He assumed it meant Britney

From what i've read in the thread, Jimmy accused Brittany of coming to the tank to fuck with him on a forced date and then afterwards Jet told him that he was right and that she was on Operation Jimmy Missile. Jet encouraged Jimmy to think Brittany was out to get him.

 

[Polyboros2]

Who's an actor in the tank?
Who are the plants?

tell me

It gets really messy cause "actor" is a term they use to gaslight the Fish in the show. Plant too, at they all thought they were plants that knew about the show replacing somebody last minute.

I think actor covers anyone that is doing stuff on behalf of Production and it varies from people like Octavius and Taylor who were never contestants(Octavius was unceremoniously booted from a shout from the basement because he was just there to fuck with Brian), Freeloaders who are replacements and can win contest money but not the grand prize line Duayne and maybe Abby, to the Fish themselves who are steered into conflict by the Production themselves. I would define anyone not in the original Fish as an actor, at they aren't there to compete and mainly to do things for production, even if half of them are in-between.

Jimmy is not capable of recognising that he is in the wrong, the whole world is plotting against him.

Jimmy wasn't wrong about that perception last night, Sam and Jet both were doing everything they could to have the female contestants antagonize Jimmy. People go off about Jimmy not sperging out at the guys fucking with him, but the guys never did it to the extent Trish and Abby did, and would be cool with him in-between things. Tay also tried to be more subtle when directed by Sam to do the same shit Jimmy was mad at Abby for, but she was trying to be cool with Jimmy while doing it.

Imagine if with the AIDS test scare with Shinji they continued to gas light him that he for sure had it as a consequence of his life choices, and how much it would ruin his life, and instead of taking it in stride he went and hung himself in the shower. That's the level of irresponsibility Jet AND Sam handled things. They 100% need to to have consequences from this that cost them a lot more than decreased viewers and income or they are going to lose everything in a future season.

100% Trish is as psycho as Jimmy. Hey plan absolutely was to push Jimmy to violence so he got kicked off, and Abby was here pawn to take the risk. If you've never been with a crazy chick, they absolutely will 100% push and needle you incessantly until you hit them. I've never crossed that line, but I felt the pressure, it's miserable but they're desperate to recreate the abuse of their childhood.

There is a charm to the amateurness of the show. But it isn't and never was hell house. Hell House is a gimmick, it's something they can do in small bursts, but a 100% HellHouse torture session isn't a long haul program. Fear Factor is that, it's short term pushing of limits. Fishtank is just Internet Culture Edgey Big Brother. Their amateurness cuts both ways in creating great content you'll never see in the mainstream, while also fucking up the enjoyment of the audience, and they cut deep in the wrong direction last night.

 

[Jelq Cloaca]

I don't think this would have ever worked with Jimmy, he's got crazy hoarder mentality and would've noticed immediately something missing and never let it go until he found it or escalated to this point.

This is exactly what happened after Shinji emptied the lounge during the furniture wars. Jimmy woke up and started prowling around looking for his shit. He kicked the B3 door into Shinji just so he could get that $20 ashtray because he was so upset about his shit being gone.

 

[curbside2]

Watching Jimmy fly off the handle live last night was terrifying. I genuinely had no idea what he was about to do. That said it was a predictable moment. Some of us in this thread correctly pointed out where this was heading.

Jimmy:

1. Threw the chair at Meg. Causing her to leave in fear.
2. Headbutted and screamed in Taylor's face
3.Threw a Jenga piece in rage that hit Trisha in the head (She didn't report this to production)
4. Was asked earlier in the day he was eliminated to not throw things at women

Jet's Failure:

Jet is in charge when Sam is asleep. He was explicitly asked to keep an eye on Jimmy. For the wiggers to not let him out of their site. The first thing they do (when half the audience is sleeping) is go to work at grating on Jimmy's nerves. They ratchet it up to a point that not even Sam would escalate things. For all of Sam's faults he knows when to reign things in. Despite this Jet and the wiggers were completely relaxed around Jimmy. When he slunk off to throw a comically sized mallet at a 90 pound girl he did so with ease.

It wasn't some sleek moment of situational awareness. He just went up stairs and did it. For all the criticisms Jet gets, that are based on speculation, this was his biggest fuck up since the Frank situation. His boss gave him a single order and he didn't even try. In fact he went to work getting their biggest asset kicked from the show. And when things were going down and Jimmy needed stopping? Jet was by far the slowest to arrive. I'll bet Ben and Vance come out of this looking strong and Jet falling a few notches.

Sam's Mistake:

Kicking Brian was such a colossal mistake. It was an unneeded move. They were already hemorrhaging fish at this point. It felt like a move to get the fish more competitive. To drive home the stakes. But the risk was too high for reward. We're down to four fish with almost three weeks left. Brian would have came in useful when Frank visits. They're going to need a tough fish to deal with his shit. Without that Frank is going to look like a joke when he's likely scaled back as to not lose another fish. For all the humble bragging Sam does about his IQ the Brian elimination was such a stupidly planned moment.

Jimmy the person:

Is a piece of shit. It's worth taking a moment to acknowledge this. Yes, they shouldn't have forced him off the show. But the "poor retard" narrative I've been seeing doesn't quite fit. Jimmy is smarter than he looks. He had the second highest IQ in the tank. He also never went as hard on the men as he did on the women. People forget that men fucked with Jimmy as well but Jimmy never fully aped out on them.

Jimmy is an opportunist, lying, manipulative person with deep rooted emotional issues. These issues are exacerbated by his unwillingness to see fault in anything he's done. Remember that on reddit his sister was kind to him. When his sister was brought up to him in the tank his first move was to shit all over her. Jimmy only sees the bad in people around him. Yet he asks that you give him the most charitable interpretation for every new mistake he makes.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Theme of this season seems to just be "let's focus on the one interesting fish we have until they break and move on to the next," name of the actual game is ostensibly one of self control but this season is even more of a survive by not being noticed type thing.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

No one remembers that Brit, essentially, did nothing to earn this from Jimmy.

she called him weird and picked TJ over him in the beef. that justifies a death sentence in jimmys incel brain.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Kicking Brian was such a colossal mistake. It was an unneeded move. They were already hemorrhaging fish at this point. It felt like a move to get the fish more competitive. To drive home the stakes. But the risk was too high for reward. We're down to four fish with almost three weeks left. Brian would have came in useful when Frank visits. They're going to need a tough fish to deal with his shit. Without that Frank is going to look like a joke when he's likely scaled back as to not lose another fish. For all the humble bragging Sam does about his IQ the Brian elimination was such a stupidly planned moment.

I agree with everything in your post except this

Brian sucked ass. He was boring, and he put in the least.amount of effort. Brian deserved to leave.

 

[Chuck McGill]

>continuously lament that the fish aren't being interesting enough
>kick off or bait the most interesting fish they have into situations where they have to kick them off

Oh Sam.

 

[Polyboros2]

she called him weird and picked TJ over him in the beef. that justifies a death sentence in jimmys incel brain.

Which is why this really is such a massive fuck up on Jet and Sam's part, cause Britt didn't do much more than other Fish, but they absolutely convinced Jimmy she was an actor specifically brought on the show to fuck with him. I don't think Jimmy is a fully paranoid schizophrenic, but he has some tendencies and the staff definitely played with those in a dangerous way.

 

[curbside2]

I agree with everything in your post except this

Brian sucked ass. He was boring, and he put in the least.amount of effort. Brian deserved to leave.

Brian only matters in the discussion in that he was a contestant. And a determined one at that. Something they had bled a lot of leading up to his elimination. His use could have came in the satisfaction of watching him get bullied out of the Tank by Frank. Now they have one less body and nearly three weeks of content to create.