Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[waffle]

In the US tattos and piercings are regulated totally differently in every state, but there are a few genral rules. One is that as long as you consent sober nobody cares too much what you do next. (Although I think a lot of artists prefer you don't drink because it makes you bleed more.)

 

[Chibitzen]

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Marked in picture for your convenience.

LOL. I finally showed a family member his new unkempt look. "Holy FUCK, It's *Insert well known alcoholic in the family*!!" Fucking comedy.

 

[Das Kätzchen]

I was watchin an older MatI and stumbled upon this:
https://odysee.com/@mati:c/green-is-my-pepper-2021-06-18:3 (at about the middle of the stream, 44-45 minutes)


"Why does he look like Nick Rekieta after and alcoholic binge that gets him, like, divorced and thrown out into a gutter by an English pub?"
All I have to say is that Nick looks way, way worse now. Sad!

P.S.: Congratulations on winning LOTY! We're all so proud of you, Nick!

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

If Rekieta keeps on going with his parade of failures, he might eventually get his own board.

I’ve never seen a man spiral as rapidly as Rekieta, who’s aged 25 years in a single year. Congrats on winning lolcow of the year though. Kinda sad you’ve spiraled this far Rackets

 

[Tiki_Fox]

Isn’t that illegal or unethical or something? Idk not a tattoo person but iirc it was said before ITT that people have to sign a paper when getting a tattoo that says they haven’t been drinking or taking drugs otherwise the tattooist can be held liable?

That is correct on signing the release. Tattoo artists also don't like you drinking because there are risks involving excessive bleeding and clotting.

 

[Maude Snew]

Let's remember the real victim of the MANdy ark. Not little Nicky, not Lady Rackets, not MANdy. But Sally. Sally went as far as posting nudes on the Locals chat before it was cool and Nick still went for the catfish using 15 year old phone picks of reddit. I guess Nicky just wasn't ready to handle a real woman.

You all give Sally a lot of shit but I for one think she looks pretty good for an early hominid who had been frozen in a glacier for tens of thousands of years and was thawed out during what has been described as the misadventures of an 80s teen comedy.

 

[AnOminous]

I expect more shirtless streams (which are very likely naked streams since Nick doesn't wear underwear and probably never wears pants while streaming) since gayboy here will want to show off his disgusting tats to more than just the remnants of his Locals Community on his faggot-ass hot-tub streams.

Imagine being Rackets' son and having that inflicted on you. He'd go:

"Look at those faggot-ass tats! Faggot, fag, fucking fag, my dad's a fag!"

Isn't Taekwondo a Korean martial art? Why did he need a Chinese tattoo?

I bet even the bullshido artist at his local McDojo cringed.

 

[Jeb Bush]

Supposedly he selected it sober, and drank as it was being done. It also took a lot longer than the artist quoted to get to where it is now.

I was not forced to sign that I'm sober, while getting my tattoo, but that probably depends on the country. I got mine, while working abroad in Ireland.

However, the vast majority of tattoo artists (no matter where they are), tell you to come in sober, and stay sober at least 48 hours after they're done.

Most reputable tattoo places, give you some version of this disclaimer:
"Do not drink alcohol for 48 hours after getting a tattoo. In fact, you shouldn’t drink for 24 hours before getting a tattoo either. Your new tattoo will be considered an open wound, and alcohol delays the body's healing process. Alcohol also thins the blood, which can cause excess bleeding and setback the natural clotting and scabbing necessary for recovery. Alcohol affects both the body and the mind, and also disrupts consciousness and emotions, as evidenced by the many tattoo artist error stories where people pass out during their tattoo, cry uncontrollably, and throw up."
-source (random example, found on Google)

That being said, I wouldn't be surprised if the guy gave up on it, the moment he saw Rekieta walk in, looking the way he usually looks these days.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Looks like the alcohol has misaligned Nick's nipples

 

[GeeWilickers47]

Looking at the Ink Hustlers instagram page, this was a southern California tattoo artist running some sort of pop-up in Minneapolis between the 5th and 7th.

So was this some sort of spur of the moment decision for Nick? He hears about some fag from California operating nearby for 3 days and he's overcome by the sudden need to get the balldo snake permanently emblazoned on his skin? I don't know what would be more pathetic - a 40 something year old (non-practising) lawyer decided to get this garbage tattoo done on impulse or that same sad old man planned this out and got a tattoo equivalent in quality to Idubbz or Anisa's trailer trash shit. Maybe the booze and all the holes in his brain have made Nick think he's legitimately 20 years younger and all these things aren't just embarrassingly pathetic.

 

[Prince_Stolas]

If Rekieta keeps on going with his parade of failures, he might eventually get his own board.

That is not an impossibility. All he needs is a few milkable orbiters in his social circle (with the velocity of his degeneracy he certainly will accumulate those) and a cottage industry making fun of him that starts leaking into the mainstream. Judging by how recently Destiny's chat was fully aware of Nick's proclivities, one is safe to assume that the "leakage" has already started. The connections that Nicky made might as well factor in his downfall, a good chunk of people he burned bridges with are well connected people themselves with distinct platforms. And most of those people are quite happy to at least poke him with a stick every once in a while. Considering we are on the upper levels of the downward spiral, that poking will only increase as Rage Twig becomes more and more thin skinned. To name a few, Jim (in stream format) and McJarbo are yet to chime in.

Call me , but I see a great revitalization of the sektur space that Nick is contributing to. After the Ralph divorce, the whole summer and a sizeable chunk of autumn (aside from Bossman) was pretty dry for me. It's clear that Rekieta with that snake tattoo and "Sober January" fiasco clearly starting the year strong and determined to get a 2 year LOTY streak advantage early on. I feel like I'm suddenly 5 years younger and we are just in the aftermath of the gunt photo being taken. Bountiful harvest is ahead.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I don't know what would be more pathetic - a 40 something year old (non-practising) lawyer decided to get this garbage tattoo done on impulse or that same sad old man planned this out and got a tattoo equivalent in quality to Idubbz or Anisa's trailer trash shit.

Is it normal for people to get tattoos done in stages by different tattoo artists? If he planned this out, I wonder if he'll pull an Anisa and fly to California to get the same LA fag to complete it.

Regardless, I don't understand how someone with 5 kids can decide to drive out to the big city to a tattoo pop-up to get an incomplete tattoo done, as if he has nothing else going on in his life. That more than anything suggests to me that he's separated from his family and trying to live out what he fantasizes his 20s could have been like, following what is clearly a severe mid-life crisis.

 

[elb]

The tattoo

Full clip

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

So was this some sort of spur of the moment decision for Nick? He hears about some fag from California operating nearby for 3 days and he's overcome by the sudden need to get the balldo snake permanently emblazoned on his skin? I don't know what would be more pathetic - a 40 something year old (non-practising) lawyer decided to get this garbage tattoo done on impulse or that same sad old man planned this out and got a tattoo equivalent in quality to Idubbz or Anisa's trailer trash shit. Maybe the booze and all the holes in his brain have made Nick think he's legitimately 20 years younger and all these things aren't just embarrassingly pathetic.

Somewhat. He and Kayla went to the Minneapolis tattoo convention. According to Nick, he was not 'looking' to get one, but he was open to it. He has wanted to get a few for a while, and he has just been looking for artists that had thr right style, vision, and opportunity.

My summaries are very much summaries, but he pontificate for a few minutes on 'expression' and being open to new experiences. It was a relatively long-winded 'Carpe diem' ramble delivered sententiously.

Is it normal for people to get tattoos done in stages by different tattoo artists? If he planned this out, I wonder if he'll pull an Anisa and fly to California to get the same LA fag to complete it.

Regardless, I don't understand how someone with 5 kids can decide to drive out to the big city to a tattoo pop-up to get an incomplete tattoo done, as if he has nothing else going on in his life. That more than anything suggests to me that he's separated from his family and trying to live out what he fantasizes his 20s could have been like, following what is clearly a severe mid-life crisis.

He mentioned he would have to make arrangements with the artist to finish it when he is local-ish, fly out to his LA studio, or wait until the July tattoo convention when he comes back.

He would enjoy flying to LA to see Juju and have another excuse for holiday.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

My top three theories for what that red sore is on his stomach-
1. AIDS sore
2. Cigarette/weed burn faggot was so drunk he fell asleep with a cigarette lit or he tried to light the pipe and dropped it
3. Le chateau de Balldo has reached the state where they have a bug infestation

 

[Strix454]

Yeah

My top three theories for what that red sore is on his stomach-
1. AIDS sore
2. Cigarette/weed burn faggot was so drunk he fell asleep with a cigarette lit or he tried to light the pipe and dropped it
3. Le chateau de Balldo has reached the state where they have a bug infestation

4. Ringworm

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Nick has an extra nipple?

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Nick looks like one of those old archival images of an elderly Appalachian man addicted to the hooch.

 

[Pomniman]

His snake will incorporate the 'Don't tread on me' text but it will not be a Gadsen serpent specifically.

A Gadsden flag on a Gadfly fag.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Nick looks like one of those old archival images of an elderly Appalachian man addicted to the hooch.

He's kinda looking like Jack Murphy. Especially around the eyes, if you look at even more recent pictures of Murphy.

He mentioned he would have to make arrangements with the artist to finish it when he is local-ish, fly out to his LA studio, or wait until the July tattoo convention when he comes back.

Jesus, he's really going full Anisa. How embarrassing.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe the booze and all the holes in his brain have made Nick think he's legitimately 20 years younger and all these things aren't just embarrassingly pathetic.

And the tattoos and the combination of them are absolutely fucking pathetic, ADF Potato Phil-tier. Anyone I know with multiple tattoos has some theme to them. This combo looks like a bunch of tard scribbles some prison scratcher put on an enslaved punk just for practice. Completely unrelated ugly-ass fag tats.