Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.4%

  • Total voters
    386
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I can't think of a sadder tatt for Nick to get. It would look decent if it was wrapped around a young mans upper arm to show off his hours of gym work; but wrapped around a flabby 40 year old's sad, pale, noodly arm is just....lol.
AND! His pupils look like saucers.
*somewhere in Minnesota, a plastic bag wafts listlessly on the gusts of a clowns farts*
 
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I can't think of a sadder tatt for Nick to get. It would look decent if it was wrapped around a young mans upper arm to show off his hours of gym work; but wrapped around a flabby 40 year old's sad, pale, noodly arm is just....lol.
AND! His pupils look like saucers.
"You don't get blasted on opiates before getting a tattoo? What are you, a conservative incel prude?"
 
Cheers to all of those who knew Nick was a retard the whole time, had you asked me at the start of 2023 if I thought Nick would be this bad I'd have thought you were crazy.

I regret to inform you all that Nick has already gotten another shitty tattoo. [x]
So did he go from speed running the Ethan Ralph experience to speed running the icuckzzz experience? How long before Sam Hyde makes a documentary clowning on him?
 
Nick has an extra nipple?

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Anyone have that meme of the Slav winning 3rd place and throwing a huge celebration and biting the medal?

If anyone’s good with photoshop (or GIMP, I feel like Nick would prefer that). You could make that guy Rekieta winning lolcow and biting the Sonichu medallion with a Ratman and Pigman in 2nd and 3rd looking at him with hate.
 
Is this 40 year old whitebread-ass nigga seriously wearing a studded belt like it's 2007?
Yes.

He's worn the belt before, the first time the thread noticed him wearing it in public it was found that it appeared to literally be a belt sold by Hot Topic.

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