Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TexOffender]

Congrats again on lolcow of the year Nick.

Also the "what drama?" video barely hit my feed and i lost it over this thumbnail lol.

Great job @elb Nick wouldn't have won lolcow of the year without your help

 

[Spaded Dave]

Its a flavored rye whisky and there never seemed anything good about it.

It's $500-$600. That's what is good about it.

-Actual Balldo Logic

It is really hard to watch through.

I'm glad I tried, because this is a gem.

 

[Sam Losco]

A big shower talk incoming
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tl:dr: Jim pontificates about Magi-Chan and mentions how Nick was catfished by a man and won lolcow of the year

This theory could also explain Jim's cancer.

 

[Seafarer]

Hot Take: Nick Rekieta deserves LotY 2023 more than Kefflas deserved LotY 2022.

Spoiler

2022 was the year of the Ralphamale motherfucker. Keffals only won because Farmers wanted to spite him for DKF, Ralph had way more merit as a lolcow.

And now Ralph is gay and boring, it’s not fair Ralphabros…

 

[keke]

No, most people hire a teenaged babysitter or two.

This is just untrue, especially if people have family that help out. But anyway literally have a nanny.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

What kind of failure feels either of those ways about a fucking streamer?

Ambivalence is a loser position?

My brother in Christ....

 

[AnOminous]

What happened to Nick’s voice over 2024? Is it the Chris Chan Demon starting to gain more control over him and the voice taking over?

There is no Nick, only ZUULdo.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I think that is a $500-$600 whiskey. And he has three bottles just sitting around the streaming area?
Its a flavored rye whisky and there never seemed anything good about it. Let alone justify that kind of price.

Is all his booze that expensive? If he averages even $300 a bottle per night, that could be over $100k in a year.

I recall someone asking him for a beginner whiskey during pre-ritten era and Nick talked like $150 is his base minimum (for Nick) and beginners should try something below that.

 

[AnOminous]

This might manifest in his negging of Kayla and the kids now.

You neg your wife and kids, you neg yourself.

 

[Captain Manning]

Now for the bad news:

I regret to inform you all that street shitter Jackie Singh beat out rape ape Drexel in the Fresh Meat category.

Booooooo!

Oh well. Can't win them all, I guess.

Just to defend bossmanjack for a bit. I don't think anyone watching thinks him punching holes is the height of comedy, but it is funny. The appeal of bossman is you get entertainment very quick. He can fire up a stream, have $100 ready to go and get felted in 2 minutes and rage and slam his headphones on the floor. Rekieta is the slow burn of lolcows, bmj is bursts of cowdom. Both are entertaining just in different ways.

No, I get it. I even said as much at one point.

I just don't think BMJ deserves the LotY over Rekieta.

BMJ shit is like watching a TikTok video. A variation of the same TikTok video.

Rekieta is like reading a long greek tragedy where it keeps getting more interesting.

I'm happy enough people saw that and went for Nick.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

You neg your wife and kids, you neg yourself.

Of course he doesn't neg his wife. He NIGS our wife.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It was to start January 1st 2023 and run to December 31st 2023. It has expired.

At the end of the last year, Nick did a LOCALS stream that I summarized where he said he was trying to get out to Florida and RUMBLE in February (January was sooooo busy) to talk about a new deal and his litany of contract modifications.

More recently (on LOCALS) he has said that he is jot sure if he is going there or if they will talk remotely. He has to get a hold of them. He reiterated some of the changes he wanted to make.

Once could make the case that he is not hearing back from them, or it could just be his laziness.

Regardless, it is a pretty crap business plan to let your contract expire and not seek renewal 1-2 months in advance, ESPECIALLY if you are asking for modification. RUMBLE also has signed a bunch of new people, so if Nick does not hurry, will there be anything left?

Did Nick explicitly confirm the date his contract would expire anywhere? The reason I ask is because my understanding was the same as yours that his Rumble contract would expire on the 1st, since as far as I knew the contract was 12 months and started in January, but now in 2024 he's claiming his contract has not expired yet.

Bravo! This needs to be put into the thread where people are discussion why he won.

Good call. I just posted it in the voting thread.

 

[Kopasea]

I think that is a $500-$600 whiskey. And he has three bottles just sitting around the streaming area?
Its a flavored rye whisky and there never seemed anything good about it. Let alone justify that kind of price.

Is all his booze that expensive? If he averages even $300 a bottle per night, that could be over $100k in a year.

In retrospect, I should've realized he was a gigantic faggot because he recommended Angel's Envy finished rye. One of the worst whiskeys I've ever had the displeasure of tasting. It was like someone spilled pure sugar into a bottle and sold it for $70.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

I regret to inform you all that Nick has already gotten another shitty tattoo. [x]

 

[not william stenchever]

I regret to inform you all that Nick has already gotten another shitty tattoo

 

[Harm]

Here's a larger version, the Instagram post is a video, but most of it is a slideshow with Nick's portion being a still frame.

 

[Dr. Butt]

We need to add an award to the Julays called a "MANdy". Maybe the newcomer award can be called a Mandy, I don't know. It just makes a good name for something OK.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Here's a larger version, the Instagram post is a video, but most of it is a slideshow with Nick's portion being a still frame.

Description states it's taken at the 2024 15th Annual Minneapolis Tattoo Arts Festival, which was this past weekend.

Sign in the background says "Ink Hustlers"

Looks to me like the artist is the guy at the back left.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Here's a larger version, the Instagram post is a video, but most of it is a slideshow with Nick's portion being a still frame.

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Is that a snake pepe tattoo?! wtf.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

We get the coping and seething of the BoreManJack crowd first. Double value! They handle a loss about as well as their cow does.

Fixed that for you brother.

I regret to inform you all that street shitter Jackie Singh beat out rape ape Drexel in the Fresh Meat category.

Hope nobody whines about this one too hard. Jackie Singh is a funny retarded Bumlinson orbiter... Drexel is, as you said, a "muh dick" groomer and I think that takes a lot of his funny away for many people.

Also, Drexel has existed and been scummy for a while before his thread, while Snorjax is completely new this year.