"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Song recommendation.
This is a special kind of dogshit. 2011 was a magical time.
Also, the title used to be "Bitch Got a Penis" but was renamed at some point.

YFM was so great in middle school.
Life was simpler back then.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

and stop using this thread to discuss fucking urine.

Piss off.

 

[Jotch]

Fuck you Null

Dick Wolf has done it again.

 

[Oxyjen]

Billion dollar 2024 idea: Kiwi Farm tunnels.

Don’t ask me for details, just make it happen.

Tunnel news hamster:

 

[Clout $ Monei]

If Null wants some new cow content or just wants something to fill time, tunnel troon thread thread is out of PG.

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The quick skinny is the guy (Jacob Lorei) is a turbo autist tranny who larps as a dot Indian and refuses to interact with anyone who won't refer to him as whatever Indian name he's going by at the moment. He gives off some serial killer vibes. He's been chronicling digging a (30 foot so far) tunnel under his house on tiktok. It's impressive for a solo hobby project but city inspectors have told him to cut it out. The tunnel seems to go under the foundation of his home and the rock is probably relatively soft.
His tiktok videos make heavy use of filters and voice changers. Several in the thread would have been fooled had digging a huge tunnel not been a distinctly male fantasy.
The OP is fairly concise and should make for good filler.

edit: fixed url

There are secret, underground Jewish tunnels in New York City.

The 770 Chabad headquarters in New York City was recently discovered to contain a number of unregulated and illegal tunnels in the basement. Police have begun to move in to fill the tunnels, and are mysteriously meeting resistance from the Jews. Mechanical sabotage, reports of violent resistance, and even Jews crawling out from the sewers in an attempt to escape are being reported en masse.

Here is a video of a jew crawling out of the sewer.

And some photos of the tunnels.
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Thread for more info.

I saw the NYC news and came to suggest the tunnel troon. If this turns into a tunnel themed episode, don't forget the classics :

 

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Another funny thing about the jewish tunnels story: it was previously reported on in December by CrownHeights.info here (without the video or photo evidence at the time), and the comments are filled with rampant kvetching and sweeping so blatant it would put Gator to shame:

 

[Spergichu]

Billion dollar 2024 idea: Kiwi Farm tunnels.

Don’t ask me for details, just make it happen.

Tunnel news hamster:

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Right next to the baby maze...

 

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In Jackie Singh news, she's trying to implicate the forum in one of the most obvious honeypots the world has ever seen:




(Tweet)

"Strong nexus/linkage with Kiwi Farms." ?????????????????

(and no, this isn't Torswats's actual channel - he has a PGP signature that is obviously not present in the channel Jackie is promoting)

 

[Harm]

Another funny thing about the jewish tunnels story: it was previously reported on in December by CrownHeights.info here (without the video or photo evidence at the time), and the comments are filled with rampant kvetching and sweeping so blatant it would put Gator to shame:
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Kill Jews. Behead Jews. Roundhouse kick a Jew into the concrete. Slam dunk a Jewish baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Jews. Defecate in a Jew's food. Launch Jews into the sun. Stir fry Jews in a wok. Toss Jews into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Jew's gas tank. Judo throw Jews into a wood chipper. Twist Jews' heads off. Report Jews to the IRS. Karate chop Jews in half. Curb stomp pregnant Hasidic Jews. Trap Jews in quicksand. Crush Jews in the trash compactor. Liquefy Jews in a vat of acid. Eat Jews. Dissect Jews. Exterminate Jews in the gas chamber again. Stomp Jew skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate more Jews in the oven. Lobotomize Jews. Mandatory abortions for Jews. Grind Jewish fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Jews in fried latke grease. Vaporize Jews with a ray gun. Kick old Jews down the secret tunnels. Feed Jews to alligators. Slice Jews with a katana.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

A stream with two tunnels this is a first for MATI

 

[CryptoHermit]

On rdrama.net an actual Jew explains the backstory of the 770 Jewish Tunnels is a very good effortpost about the distinctions of Jewish Orthodoxy, especially the reason why this building is so important to Jews, it was the residence of their Messiah, Menachem Mendel Schneersohn: the Rebbe of the Chabad-Lubavitch khasidic dynasties, one of the oldest in Judaism in fact.
https://rdrama.net/h/aaretz/post/235898/effortpost-why-tf-these-jews-digging

> An extremely beloved, interesting, and powerful leader. At 17 he'd already memorized the entire Talmud - thousands of pages of dense and obscure Aramaic - with commentary. The author of hundreds of books, innumerable letters and speeches. He founded thousands of institutions.During his life the Rebbe had fled from the Soviet Union, the Nazis, France. In New York, he made his court at a building in the neighborhood of Brooklynn - today bougie and expensive, then working-class.The address? 770 Eastern Parkway. A building so iconic in Judaism it's known simply as 770.

> Tunnels under 770​

> 770 itself has faced a lot of issues. As the center of the Chabad world, every claimant wanted it, or at least a piece of the pie. This featured acrimonious legal cases and battles, both in the Jewish juridical system and secularly.

> After many years, a court gave ownership to a consortium of educators and general representatives of the worldwide movement.

> In practice, the synagogue - which every devout chabadnik has been to, prayed at, and loves - is governed or controlled by gabbaim, who are older, respected men. However, many bochurim (unmarried youth) visit and live there or nearby for a year. It's a popular program within the chosidus. Israelis especially get special religious visas just to come and study at 770.

> You can see where this is going.

> Over time, the number of worshippers, and especially meshichistim, at 770 has built up very high. One factor is the birth rates, which of themselves would mean an increasingly crowded building. More to the point, messianics revere the Rebbe's building more than antis. Also, certain gabboim at 770 encourage meshichism. It brings in donations to the site specifically, instead of the rest of Chabad's institutions. Lastly, tzfaty youngsters who overly revere the Rebbe - many descended from recent returnees to Judaism or from broken family backgrounds - have a huge presence at the site.

> Everyone agrees 770 needs expanded, but the planning and permits process to expand a building in New York City, the den of the Democrats, is not fast or easy at the best of times. Imagine with the decentralized state of the Chabad movement today. Many of the meshichistim in particular believe the Rebbe gave them an order to expand the building.

> At some point over the past couple of years, some of these bochurim decided enough was enough. They found an abandoned mikveh (Jewish ritual bath) nearby and dug a long butt, big butt tunnel from it to the shul. Furnished with beds, a study hall, etc.

> Recently the building commission, fire department or some other fake jobs program found out and got mad. Apparently it's a structural risk to the building

> They shut down the lower story and brought in cement mixers. The bochurim responded by rioting and disconnecting the cement mixers.

> The NYPD came in, evacuating the whole building til further notice and arresting dozens of bochurim.

> Now everyone's mad. The elders are realizing the problem with letting meshichism spread so easily and widely among the young. Many think Chabad needs to recentralize or at least establish a committee capable of handling issues. The bochurim are upset their friends got arrested for a righteous cause. Everyone hates that a couple of youngsters are making Chabad and the Jewish people look bad. This is a big deal in Judaism as it leads people to desecrate and disrespect G-d, who is after all G-d of the Jews in particular (and the world in general). The cops, being antisemites. are glad they got to arrest Jews: the only winners in this debacle.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

 

[Jotch]

G-d

These claims of being Jewish are dubious.

 

[CryptoHermit]

Stream intro/outro theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYVxU-bNIEQ

Mordechai Ben David - Mashiach

Invidious Link:

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=cYVxU-bNIEQ

 

[Sneeds]

Black Knigga twitter is going crazy over a recent basketball players name. Noah Knigga

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

God's most hated island hits it out of the park.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/ex-doctor-who-collected-images-28393607

Archive.ph/pSHr8

In 2022 a doctor lost his license after cops raided his home, seized multiple devices and found numerous pics of literal infants getting raped and beastiality. When questioned he lied about there being anything bad on his devices and when confronted with the facts stated that he had a porn problem because the lock downs made him very lonely and wanted to seek help. He also claimed to have no sexual interest in children. Jones pled guilty to have images of babies getting raped and was given a 12 month prison sentence that was suspended for 2 years. Flash forward to now and the judge or I guess Recorder David Knifton KC whatever the hell that is, paraphrasing, noted that even though Jones expressed his desire to fuck a kid in chat logs he hadn't actually raped a child, kept a job in the past two years, was in a dark place after his dad died in 2021, and dindu nuthin since his arrest. To quote the Davey

"You should be in no doubt whatsoever that you have escaped immediate custody today by the skin of your teeth. Should there be any repetition, there will only be on sense that can be imposed upon you and that is likely to be a length sentence."

David also noted that the Jones is a danger to children but commended him on seeking help, never fucking mind that help seeking came after he was fucking caught red handed.

EDIT:
Fuck me running I completely missed the very first Goddamned line where it states that he's been caught twice.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Something to add to the Jew tunnels bit, the NYC hasidics are like animals. What I mean is they go about their business and you can kind of communicate with them but in a way they're entirely separate beings. They have their own rules and their own internal police forces that just do whatever they want. These are called Shomrim and their desire to keep Jewish matters strictly within their own group has repeatedly led to criminals, particularly child molesters and other rapists, go free without notifying the real authorities.

Additionally, Brooklyn Shomrim organisers have been accused of withholding information on suspected child molesters and other Jewish criminals, in keeping with an interpretation of the Torah prohibition against mesirah (informing on a fellow Jew to the non-Jewish authorities).
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While the expectation is for Shomrim to notify police, this is done in some cases but not in others. Former New York City Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly has publicly stated that Shomrim does not immediately notify police when a call comes in. This was highlighted in the 2011 missing-child case of Leiby Kletzky (see below): the first call by Kletzky's mother reporting her missing child was received by Brooklyn South Shomrim more than two hours before Kletzky's father called the police.

Wikipedia even has an entire article about the child molestation problem, and the lack of notifying Gentile authorities, in Brooklyn's Haredi community (same community that built the tunnels). When members of the local Jewish community get up and say "this is wrong, you need to call the police about these things" they get harassed and intimidated by other hasidics.

There was also a gang of Jews in New York who tortured and coerced husbands into allowing their wives a religious divorce. tl;dr Jewish law says the husband must approve of the divorce or else it can't happen, so a gang of Jews would go to their house and literally torture them including poking them with cattle prods until they agreed to do the divorce. They also kidnapped. After they were arrested for it and got prison sentences, they tried to appeal claiming religious freedom. Luckily it didn't work.

In closing, here is a webm of the Jewish police.

ETA: also this.

 

[DavidS877]

Something to add to the Jew tunnels bit, the NYC hasidics are like animals. What I mean is they go about their business and you can kind of communicate with them but in a way they're entirely separate beings. They have their own rules and their own internal police forces that just do whatever they want. These are called Shomrim and their desire to keep Jewish matters strictly within their own group has repeatedly led to criminals, particularly child molesters and other rapists, go free without notifying the real authorities.

It's nowhere near child molestation but I still find the Jewish Eruv thing totally bizarre. Cities allow this one ethnic group to erect a fake wall around their neighborhood so they can carry stuff on the sabbath.

Eruv - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[clipartfan92]

Shomrim

You can also see the mobile command post of what I'm assuming is Crown Heights Shomrim (from the CHS graphics) at the scene last night in the right side of this picture:

Most of the NYC shomrim have cars and logos that appear at a glance identical to official NYC logos.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Everyone hates that a couple of youngsters are making Chabad and the Jewish people look bad.

I would just add to this point from rdrama that Chabad is not even close to coextensive with Judaism as a whole. This is like when Mormons make all Christians look bad. While it is certainly true that Judaism post-Second Temple has had to figure out how to deal with the fact that an ancient Middle Eastern religion premised on a priesthood and a single Temple ended up losing that priesthood and single Temple, Chabad Judaism is one of the wackier responses to it and does not even come close to reflecting Judaism/Jews as a whole.

They're what you get when you mix the worst qualities of Jews and the Amish, add a culture that derives from the 18th century shtetls of Poland/Ukraine/Lithuania, throw in the society-leeching aspects of gypsies, and add a dash of wacky charismatic Christian theology that makes normal people cringe.

Which all comes down to the fact that Chabad Jews, especially New York Chabad Jews, should be separated from even traditional Orthodox Jews when talking about the absolutely weird things they do. I, for one, feel absolutely no kinship with Chabad Jews and think they're fucking weirdos who can be akin to cultists, which is maddening when they do shit like this and it gets attributed generally to all Jews.

The one redeeming thing they do is keep blacks in Brooklyn from acting up in their neighborhoods. I stayed a couple blocks from a projects in Williamsburg once and it was totally safe with a lot of children and women walking around/playing at night. Those Shomrim don't fuck around with the neighbors.