DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
King of Hateful Slurs said:
"My unique viewer count is actually quite high compared to other youtubers."
Please try to prove that Phil.
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So Phil is admitting to detractors and rando streamers namedropping him, bringing in a lot of curious eyeballs?

But none of them come back after having been yelled at over bubbles or whatever, in a “chill” stream?

Huh?! That’s surprisingly honest of Phil!
 
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Crow Money said:
I think the day Phil Burnell stops wanting others to do things for him is the day he dies.

I hope to fuck he doesn’t live long enough to wind up in a nursing home. Woe betide whatever poor soul has to wash him once he realizes he won’t have to do it himself if he just refuses to do so.
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"How do I change my adult diapers dood wtf! The box never explained it to me ack ack ack! Now I smell like shit and am dropping turds everywhere I waddle!"
King of Hateful Slurs said:
"My unique viewer count is actually quite high compared to other youtubers."
Please try to prove that Phil.
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Phil has this weird math system where he deludes himself into believing that his fanbase comes for different games. So in his head he has the FPS-style audience, the RPG-style audience, prestream-style audience etc.

Somehow he thinks this is a good business model when it isn't and it's actually proof he is successful.
 
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FormerPro said:
Can someone with good spreadsheet autism calculate the total and average tips amount of his 10 most disappointing games this year and compare it to his best games list.

I'm really going to go out on a limb and suggest that the most disappointing list probably averages a lot less than the best list (with the exception of Zelda TOTK which is only on there because it introduced a whole new audience of zoomer tiktokers and anime vtubers to the great american pastime of laughing at how shit Phil is at games.)
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Just to clarify. I didn't make this, I pulled it from a discord server. Supers are clearly incomplete, but it's the best I have.
 
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His reasoning behind some of the games was also (as usual) retarded as fuck.
For example, he complained that the 2D platformer Sonic game was too short and full price.
Meanwhile someone asked him couple of hours before that if he will play the upcoming Prince of Persia game.
His answer: "The game is supposedly 25 hours long. This is way too long for a 2D platformer so no way I'm going to play that!" (The Prince of Persia reboot is 15$ with the Ubisoft subscription btw.)
 
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Im surprised Hogwarts is on the list, I thought he was using that as a platform to blow himself over game journalism or something retarded. Everything else lines up with phil hating it because it didnt make money or made him look retarded.

Also im convinced phil didn't put the clips together for this show because he kept mentioning that he did. During the TotK segment he laughs at a clip and mentions he specifically picked that clip because it was so rage inducing. Then the next part is a 3 minute clip where he is afk and link doesnt move. So... that was intentional phil?
 
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Derich 2nd of coomland said:
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Just to clarify. I didn't make this, I pulled it from a discord server. Supers are clearly incomplete, but it's the best I have.
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Yeah, the 2 main factors is the amount of "support" he got and how dumb the game made him look. Looks like he still hasn't gotten over 3d anime girls making him look retarded on how he tried to brute force every puzzle in Zelda.
 
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Lord_Point said:
m surprised Hogwarts is on the list, I thought he was using that as a platform to blow himself over game journalism or something retarded. Everything else lines up with phil hating it because it didnt make money or made him look retarded.
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Phil struggles to remember his current narrative every sentence no chance in hell he remembers what he thought of a game back in January.
 
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All I‘ve heard from Phil tonight is the sound of an F1 car rounding the corner. And he still has the gall to beg for members and tips after the “organic growth” from yesterday.
 
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