DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Jang Joo]

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Narc cracking with momentary lucidity

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

>Goatse hands
>Lazy Photoshop
>Phil the Gay Hulk statue having the same enthusiasm as Phil's own streams

I swear whomever is doing these graphics for Phil is the type to look up and down before crossing the street.

 

[Yung Dalph]

>Goatse hands
>Lazy Photoshop
>Phil the Gay Hulk statue having the same enthusiasm as Phil's own streams

I swear whomever is doing these graphics for Phil is the type to look up and down before crossing the street.

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Why is it fucking green? I swear this faggot is something else

 

[Guinan's hats]

lmao over 1000 members now, averaging 400 viewers per stream

get dunked on, poor people

 

[Groucho's Eyebrows]

Why is it fucking green? I swear this faggot is something else

Is green his favorite color or something? What trophy is this supposed to be?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

lmao over 1000 members now, averaging 400 viewers per stream

get dunked on, poor people

Nao Guise, I know we'll never hit 1100 members tuhuh, but I could really use more support so me and my wife could have a nice meal.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

He should kill himself.

In a way Phil's delusions actually protect him. Everything being da trolls fault and not his protects him from the realization his life is completely fucked beyond repair and it's 1000% his own fault. His loveless sham marriage he rushed into, his completely ruined credit, his crippling debt and IRS back taxes, alienating the last friends he had in his life it's all his own fault, letting his parents die alone while he barely communicates with them etc etc. If Phil didn't have those delusions protecting him I think he'd probably have a mental breakdown. I'm not saying he'd kill himself but I think he'd lose it even more then he already has. Start getting so wasted that he would be unable to run his stream.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

lmao over 1000 members now, averaging 400 viewers per stream

get dunked on, poor people

Ryan needs to stick to his fanfiction.

 

[Jang Joo]

Why is it fucking green? I swear this faggot is something else

Phil is a fan of the glowies so it checks out.

In other news, has he been made aware of Asmongold taking part in that scam charity? Waiting on that rant.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Ryan needs to stick to his fanfiction.

I, for one, hope Ryan continues and never stops until he is eating discount ramen, feverously mainlining homemade bathtub HRT, all the while cheering Phil on from a blank computer screen.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Just a reminder to all of Phil's whales:

 

[Jasper2K]

Going to be some nice, honest, positive, robust, zingy, flavorful style fence sitting tonight.

 

[Balr0g]

Just a reminder to all of Phil's whales:

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More like "Your wallet belongs to me forever"

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Someone points out the hypocrisy of Phil's take on LTG's gauntlet thing.
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You know it struck a nerve when he starts calling you a fuckin moron.

It was 7 months ago that Phil revealed the bubbleguns and behaved like a mongoloid child hyping them up.

And now he behaves like this is some ancient history. However retarded the thing LTG did was, compared to Phils bubblegun autism it looks outright dignified.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

>Goatse hands
>Lazy Photoshop
>Phil the Gay Hulk statue having the same enthusiasm as Phil's own streams

I swear whomever is doing these graphics for Phil is the type to look up and down before crossing the street.

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I get it, free "art" yadda yadda, but I wonder if he'll ever grow out of accepting these retarded low-quality "crop DSP's head and put it on a less unhealthy less gin-soaked figure" pieces that dents always make for him

 

[Crow Money]

I get it, free "art" yadda yadda, but I wonder if he'll ever grow out of accepting these retarded low-quality "crop DSP's head and put it on a less unhealthy less gin-soaked figure" pieces that dents always make for him

I think the day Phil Burnell stops wanting others to do things for him is the day he dies.

I hope to fuck he doesn’t live long enough to wind up in a nursing home. Woe betide whatever poor soul has to wash him once he realizes he won’t have to do it himself if he just refuses to do so.

 

[detractorzer0]

It was 7 months ago that Phil revealed the bubbleguns and behaved like a mongoloid child hyping them up.

And now he behaves like this is some ancient history. However retarded the thing LTG did was, compared to Phils bubblegun autism it looks outright dignified.

No, that was YEARS ago. He hasn't done that in AGES. He only does that when people pester him to do it. It's completely different when he blows literal bubbles for his dents' amusement. There's no way it could be compared to LTG doing something silly to entertain his own viewers.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

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He was gay, Phil Burnell?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"My unique viewer count is actually quite high compared to other youtubers."
Please try to prove that Phil.

 

[FormerPro]

Can someone with good spreadsheet autism calculate the total and average tips amount of his 10 most disappointing games this year and compare it to his best games list.

I'm really going to go out on a limb and suggest that the most disappointing list probably averages a lot less than the best list (with the exception of Zelda TOTK which is only on there because it introduced a whole new audience of zoomer tiktokers and anime vtubers to the great american pastime of laughing at how shit Phil is at games.)