🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Blackstar]

Tay just showed a written message to the camera: BAD CHESS PLAYERS

 

[Optantrix]

I think it would be beneficial to cook up a ruleset that forces the fish to be active and do things that make the stream more interesting of their own accord or risk elimination. It's not as compelling when the production is trying to inorganically force the drama.

I mean this is where points or tokens could come into play. Being active and "taking initiative" earns you points organically, also put in a system where you can steal points or chips and if you don't get caught you can keep them. At the end of each week everyone's points are totaled and whichever two has the least are up for elim. You could also do a team system next season (doubling the amount of fish) which would come with a built in support system

Edit: typo

 

[retard strength II]

>allying with dumb gay
quickest way to lose endorsements lol

That, and Shinji is useless to have on your side during any real beef. He goofed off at cameras the whole time shit was cooking with Jimmy and Brit/Trish and was goofing off with TJ just now. Dude is truly neutral. Friend to all, except also maybe Danye funny enough.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

That, and Shinji is useless to have on your side during any real beef. He goofed off at cameras the whole time shit was cooking with Jimmy and Brit/Trish and was goofing off with TJ just now. Dude is truly neutral. Friend to all, except also maybe Danye funny enough.

i love shinji so much, i just wish he would take initiative and get his hands dirty. the language barrier really does fuck him bad.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

It's a slow day without Jimmy's rambling schizo take in the background.
This afternoon, TTS was priced at 50 fishtokens for a period of time. Duany'ay was bombard by TTS in bar. I managed to screen record through my phone while working.

Me personally, I love this clip.

 

[Polyboros2]

If being legit it's amazing how everyone but Jet could see how important Jimmy was to the show. Even Tai was calling it out after he got kicked.

I'm 100% Schitzo on this, Jet has straight up be sabotaging the show with his ego and weighting things unevenly. He hates any Fish that the community likes and tries to force his preferred babies to be popular.

My fully sourced from 100% pure tin foil beliefs:

- Cryan was Jets favorite.
- The Gator squats were a set up to eliminate Cole, Jet didn't expect Brain to be so weak and they threw out the elimination to save Brian
- Cole was kicked out by Jet and the Wiggers, Sam was lied too
- Jimmy's elimination was real, Sam overruled it seeing the fan reaction, prevented Jet from throwing out another elimination to save Brian
- Jet was legit pissed at Brian's elimination, he can't act, and was blaming the Fish for the other contestants leaving the way they did
- Sam is complicit in pushing Jimmy too far, not settling the Tank down, and not giving firm instructions to the Fish and Wiggers to not further antagonize anyone and let them decompress
- However, Jet ultimately pushed things further after Sam left so that Jimmy would snap and justify his position Brian should of stayed instead.

Again my sources are that I'm making this the fuck up, but I do believe this is largely true.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Yeah TJ came up earlier and asked Tay if she was ok and she was suspicious of it, like Brit and Trish will go for her next and TJ is siding with them. I think she is trying to ally with Shinji and Danye over it.

And she's right. They absolutely will and she'll be sold out with no allies. Hopefully she does have an actual plan because as others have pointed out, Shinji and Duanye are not going to be useful in fighting them off. Trish and Brit are getting free reign to fuck with anyone they want now that Jimmy is gone.

And if/when Frank Hassle shows up, I would guess he'll hone in on Tay and just try to fuck with her too because he did that with season 1, just found the easiest target (Letty) and stayed on her. Same with Fatty. Tay is backed into a corner right now.

 

[Pentamidine]

" The Gator squats were a set up to eliminate Cole, Jet didn't expect Brain to be so weak and they threw out the elimination to save Brian"

Nah. They never intended to eliminate anyone on that day. Remember, the night before was when everyone figured out they were all "plants". That fake elimination challenge was just to punish the fish.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

jesus christ tay is insufferable on this schizo arc

 

[Hector Hamsteak]

Yeah TJ came up earlier and asked Tay if she was ok and she was suspicious of it, like Brit and Trish will go for her next and TJ is siding with them. I think she is trying to ally with Shinji and Danye over it.

Tay is honestly a stupid bitch and is being really schizo now, she betrayed TJ when he said she was his best friend in the house and she said she wasn't his friend. She shackled herself to the psycho guy and now he got booted is just further isolating herself.

 

[New Briefcase]

This might not be a game where people get voted off, but it has eerily similar dynamics.

 

[Sigma_Rizzler]

jesus christ tay is insufferable on this schizo arc

What's she doing that's so insufferable compared to Dumbgay & Trish's arguing or Shinji laying on the couch doing nothing (as usual). At least she's acting in an interesting way that warrants attention today.
I tried listening to some of Dungyay & Trish's argument but it's so retarded I had to tune away. Especially when Kanye kept arguing with an empty room for multiple minutes because he can't see from his vantage point that Trish had gone upstairs to B3. At least Tay's tweaking is something to watch.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

What's she doing that's so insufferable compared to Dumbgay & Trish's arguing or Shinji laying on the couch doing nothing (as usual). At least she's acting in an interesting way that warrants attention today.
I tried listening to some of Dungyay & Trish's argument but it's so retarded I had to tune away. Especially when Kanye kept arguing with an empty room for multiple minutes because he can't see from his vantage point that Trish had gone upstairs to B3. At least Tay's tweaking is something to watch.

>at least shes not as bad as a gay nigger
ok buddy

 

[Da R00D D00D]

- Jet was legit pissed at Brian's elimination, he can't act, and was blaming the Fish for the other contestants leaving the way they did

I didn't watch the whole elimination but I specifically remember the choice being between Bryan and TJ and Jet specifically went on a little rant about how the fish are playing the game wrong and that they should be eliminating the stronger competition. I really doubt Jet believed TJ was a strong competitor so he was basically telling them "eliminate Bryan you fucking retards".

 

[._.]

Turns out Abby is a pretty good chess player after all

I don't blame Abby for messing with Jimmy, she was doing what Jet told her to do and she believed that Jet and the crew knew what they were doing and would protect her from harm. She sadly learned the hard way that Jet is an idiot and that this isn't a top tier professionally run show. She's very lucky things didn't turn out worse.

Some of Abby's behavior does make me pause though. She seemed gleeful antagonizing Jimmy and then later was giggly and lying (or exaggerating) about what happened. I also didn't appreciate her trying to make Tay to feel bad for feeling upset about the situation. Tay wasn't defending Jimmy, she was trying to process someone she considered a friend going ape shit and being kicked. She was also saying how Jimmy shouldn't have done it but everyone shouldn't have been "poking the bear" as much as they had, yet Abby was trying to make her feel bad about it.

I actually dont think she's as 'innocent' as she seems, in that regard. Shes doing what Summer was trying to kinda do with the uwu Im just a widdle girl type of thing. Like you can see this girl knows how to fight kinda, when Summer was doing that I felt like it was to appear more sane and likeable, but when you watch what this girl is doing and then see her talking to the camera or just being alone by herself, I at least get the feeling its more calculated and fake, she even admits shes seen that behavior before and maybe grew up with it, she wasnt scared and was mocking the other fish so...

She has a sort of patronizing therapy speak where she kind of makes herself a victim--'Why are you like this? Why are you being mean?' type of shit when shes antagonizing then leans on the 'Im just a girl, Im so much smaller than you' type of stuff. It would be interesting to see if she had to use it against some other girls, but I dont think shes ever gonna have to go against Trish and by lecturing Tay and Danye she already made it known she didnt like them and was fucking with them. Jimmy was an easy target because he actually seems pretty weak and too wild to be good at fighting or anything, and already had a lot of heat and eyes on him, their plan was good but Jet kinda let it get fucked up.

She does know how to fight, and if you watch her she does maintain some sort of control. Im not going to try and argue Jimmy wasnt being a faggot but I understand how its a little annoying even watching her because any sort of aggression from a man to a woman is going to be taken way m ore seriously so some of it is that Trish can throw water on people or take peoples shit and smash it but Danye is really only left calling her names and maybe hiding her clothes, even if he wasnt an idiot.

I had more thoughts about last nights shit and some of todays and I may add more, but watching her today Im pretty vindicated lol.

 

[Bowiotronic]

Markybros….
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man you are a true artist, been laughing for a solid minute.

 

[sum ting wong]

Trisha just announced her twitter. Don't know if it's been mentioned before.

 

[curbside2]

Tay just slugged Trisha in the face after Trisha instigated it.

 

[ChrisIsGay]

Tay slap the shit out of Trish lol.

 

[New Briefcase]