Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.8%

  • Total voters
    353
It would be funny if they were planning to re-sign him, but decided he wasn't interested because of his dawdling around like a faggot.
What would Rumble actually gain by resigning him? He's kinda forced to be on Rumble anyways because he hates YT restrictions. They're going to retain his viewership numbers regardless, right?
 
He may be a degenerate, but that couch got more action than he did.
It's also his favourite colour.

A part of me wonders if Nick isn't demanding to be flown out to Florida because his game plan is to charm Rumble's execs by partying it up.
Are those executives Jamaican by any chance?
 
What would Rumble actually gain by resigning him? He's kinda forced to be on Rumble anyways because he hates YT restrictions. They're going to retain his viewership numbers regardless, right?
It's like a guy that demotes his girlfriend to friends with benefits, or a girl that stops putting out to her boyfriend. The split is easier if the other person decides to it because it's less bad blood, but the way to do that is to make it less attractive to continue the relationship as it was. They can throw a couple of dollars his way to prevent it being a notable thing. Regardless of how much he fucked up his platform, they take less damage if it slowly fizzles out, than if there's something to complain about how much they're paying, because they end up looking weaker/less attractive too, as if they don't have the money to throw around easily.

I'm not saying they should resign him, but those are some of the reasons why they might.

Also, it's probably true for almost everyone that they sign that numbers go down. That's why they pay people to go to them. I don't know how much intimate knowledge they have about his failure at producing good content and to what degree it's kind of expected cost of trying to get people to their platform.
 
A raft? Might have been the Jamaica vacation.
This was the raft.
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In LOCALS news, they still cannot figure out that MAN-dy is a man.

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@elb Viewers are BOTS!

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This is not true. It is desperate deflection and narrative for those who never leave LOCALS.


Even if it IS true it does not matter!

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Instant 180.

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Won't read more than 20 words, so cannot read the evidence, apparently.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Nick has the fans he deserves. If there’s more than 100 IQ points between the lot of them I’d be shocked.

“I still don’t even know what Kiwi Farms is, exactly. I thought it was a company Nick sponsored like Field of Greens.”

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CGoody isn’t giving up on his one shot at love with a true and honest woman — and he’s pissing on his Locals turf so Booshmcfadden knows Buffalo Dan already has a white knight.

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Confirmed: MANdy left Locals because her gynecologist told her the stress was making her periods irregular.
 
CGoody isn’t giving up on his one shot at love with a true and honest woman — and he’s pissing on his Locals turf so Booshmcfadden knows Buffalo Dan already has a white knight.

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Confirmed: MANdy left Locals because her gynecologist told her the stress was making her periods irregular.
Hallmarks of a manipulative piece of shit. He wants to continue his relationship with Nick and keep his reputation as a real leigh dee.
 
Hallmarks of a manipulative piece of shit. He wants to continue his relationship with Nick and keep his reputation as a real leigh dee.
Buffalo Dan is clearly a few lotions short of a basket. With his skinwalking of nearly two decades being over, the most exciting part of his life is over. He may as well kill himself and finish the job.

Is "her" gynecologist from Thailand and owns a collection of "medical grade" power drills by any chance?
Jonathan Yaniv has more legitimate grounds to visit a gynecologist than MANdy does.
 
Poor Dan. All that time skinwalking as mandy up in smoke. I hope he learned a valuable lesson about trusting jews.

CGoody couldn't tell a neovagina from a real vagina. I imagine he's been catfished A LOT. As a result, he's ended up with a dick or two in his mouth at the end of a long night of substance abuse.
 
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