Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

The absolute funniest outcome to me would be him getting locked in to a law-heavy stream requirement with toned down degeneracy at a lower rate, and as a result he loses his current audience while not regaining his old. I want to see Rekieta making pennies, forced to stream a topic he hates to an audience of 50.

The seethe steam coming from him could solve our energy problems. Renewable? Nuclear? Naw, perpetual rekieta seethe is where it's at.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I think Rumble is seriously thinking about it, but they will probably sign him at a lower cost and none of the stipulations that Rekieta wanted (like not having to stream on youtube anymore to draw people into Rumble after an hour) and I think Nick is trying to cozy up to Rumble just for the contract thing, that's why he suddenly started talking about Trump, politicas and trials a little now (despite openly saying that it's the thing he hates the most).
After all Rumble wanted Rekieta Law, the big lawtube channel that got houndred of thousands of views with Rittenhouse and Depp trials, as soon as he got the contract he turned into a degenerate drunk streamer.

TL;DR: I think he will get the contract renovation, but with a slap on the wrist telling him to do actual law related content (and he will hate every second of it)

I dunno what I would enjoy more, a rejected Rekieta with no contract trying to regain all the followers he lost because he was employed and getting stable money, or a millonaire Rekieta, miserably doing law content for hours with a sad face.

I don't know.

Didn't people say here that Mersh had a contract with Rumble? Quickly comparing the Rumble page of Rekieta Law and Mersh's podcast. it seems they get comparable view these days. Mersh gets about 14,000 more Rumble views on average per stream, but Rekieta streams more often.

Revenge of the Cis average Rumble views in past 30 days (full shows, not clips):
106k average views per show
(11 total shows)

Rekieta Law average Rumble views in past 30 days:
92k average views per show
(16 total shows)

If Rekieta is to get a new contract, with Mersh-tier numbers he deserves a Mersh-tier contract.

Holy fuck, this was so awkward I almost had to tap out. If any of you ever have a chance to play poker against Nick, do it: He has zero ability to be nonchalant when he’s shitting himself.

I don't know what you mean. He was extremely clear that he loves Rumble, has a lot of great ideas for them, and he is not worried at all about the situation.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

He was extremely clear that he loves Rumble, has a lot of great ideas for them, and he is not worried at all about the situation.

Does he wish them a million dollars?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I want to see Rekieta making pennies, forced to stream a topic he hates to an audience of 50.

He’s already streaming to an audience he hates.

Face it, the only topic Nick really wants is himself. All of his commentary can be reduced to “Awwwe, me!” or “Did I ever tell you guys how smart I am?” That’s why his ratio of subscribers to ironic viewers is in the toilet. The only people who are interested in the Nick theme are people laughing at him.

Quickly comparing the Rumble page of Rekieta Law and Mersh's podcast…ROTC gets about 14,000 more Rumble views on average per stream

Mersh waddled so Nick could crawl. They both react exactly the same faggy way when their brains short circuit while in a chemical stupor on stream and people ask if they need help.

 

[Strix454]

Slightly unrelated guys, but Nick adjacent drama is brewing (it's YF vs EVS) about the comics again. I'm only mentioning this here because YF attacked EVS for siding with "people who defend cuties", meaning Nick and his friends and we have some gunt, july, g+g jeremy cameo.

Some screens here

This seems like just a continuation of drama that started with the Eric July situation. All of these people including Nick picked a side at that time. The bad feelings were never going to go away. Ethan Van Sciver in particular never forgives or forgets. Anyone that sided with Eric July after EVS declared Jihad on him is dead to EVS. Minons like Camelot and Cecil are going to have to choose a side. Hopefully this will draw Dax & Vito closer to EVS. EVS really deserves them. Just like Nick really deserves to launch a crowdfunded comic in 2024.

Welcome to Comicsgate year SEVEN. Its always been a movement dedicated to fighting with itself and has nothing to do with comics.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nick's torso looks thrilled.

Looks like rotten chicken. No wonder the ladies (and men) proposition him all the time in public.

Nick's explanation is that they used a Chinese dictionary, then consulted with a native speaker to get the meaning of 'Fury, Control, Chivalry, and Courage. He got it when he was doing a lot of Taekwon Do.

Just so happens I know Mandarin and what it actually means is, Faggy, Cuckold, Bull Cum Eater.

Looks like the alcohol has misaligned Nick's nipples

His body is asymmetrical.

Rumble execs just wanted to email him a standard contract, exchange a few emails about the final figures, and then proceed.

Why would they resign him? Times are tough and his numbers are terrible. It's not a charity. If someone is under performing you fire them. Simple as.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

This got lost in the mix but we really need to admit Nick is probably lying his ass off about Kayla, his college stories about her make her sound like she was the real life inspiration for those porn scenes filmed in dorm rooms. I'm really supposed to believe back in 2004 she was wearing colored contacts and wigs all the time? the only white women i know that did stuff like that were cancer patients in their 30s that lived in section 8 housing. Thats not something a teenage girl does, unless told to by her pimp. If i'm being honest most of his stories about his college days were probably fused with his memories of the porn he was cooming to at the time. Does anyone know if he talks about fucking her on a boat or in a bus?

zinc deficiencies from all the cooming

surprised Nick isn't on that cumblast pill stack yet.

I dunno what I would enjoy more, a rejected Rekieta with no contract trying to regain all the followers he lost because he was employed and getting stable money, or a millonaire Rekieta, miserably doing law content for hours with a sad face.

you want the 1st one. nick would clearly not live up to any contract offered to him.

If Rekieta is to get a new contract, with Mersh-tier numbers he deserves a Mersh-tier contract.

Nick gets fuck load more live viewers, 5k more (thats with the stream multiplier) rumble is clearly all about the streaming because they make more off the superchats than the ads.

 

[AltisticRight]

Also, here is a relevant old clip: (I am collecting them for the new OP)

>Looks at Juju thread in PG
>Cries

Rumble execs just wanted to email him a standard contract, exchange a few emails about the final figures, and then proceed. However, Nicki is insistent on visiting in person, likely to irritate them as he gives his wet-brain developed ideas on how Rumble should run their platform. They'll indulge him with polite smiles as he delivers his unprepared, meandering pitch, only to call him an asshole who wasted their time the moment he departs.

Balldo is exactly this kind of person, some moronic self-important big-brained wannabe that insists on in-person meetings regarding shit that can be done through an email or a Zoom call. I've worked for idiots like that, they consistently come up with the dumbest ideas and pretend to know what they're talking about. Once you try to prod them with a question that requires some understanding (ie reading a Wikipedia entrance), they fall flat on their face.

No one cares about your self-important cope, if there's something of value, I'm sure Rumble executives will fly you out, Balldo. Stop wasting their time, you don't know how to run a company, you can barely even run.

Does anyone know if he talks about fucking her on a boat or in a bus?

He talked about having sex in their own car before so it's not far off.

 

[AnOminous]

If they are actually planning to re-sign him, he hasn't gotten past the first hurdle, which would be setting up a time to meet with them.

It would be funny if they were planning to re-sign him, but decided he wasn't interested because of his dawdling around like a faggot.

And all this to emphasise Nick's noodle body.

I guess it fits. Weak, noodly arm, weak, noodly shitty snake tattoo.

I bet even Cobes would get a better cobra tattoo. But he got a rattler. Should just be a rattle. Like a baby's rattle.

He should have gotten something like 닭 튀김 or 오쟁이 진 남편.

성기를 빠는 남자
동성애 대처와 끓어오르는

Or perhaps most appropriate
스낵 트레이 베어링 맨

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Yet more Comicsgate infighting to intersect the Rumble Renewal Arc!?
Yellow Flash has always been a grumpy boomer flying off the handle. $4k plus residuals on a variant cover doesn't seem horrible for EVS level art.
Flash is 4 years late to the comic grifting party. EVS and others already poisoned the well by delivering years late if at all on their books.
Who is gonna buy a Yellow Flash comic in 2024?

 

[feral cat #6385]

Does anyone know if he talks about fucking her on a boat or in a bus?

No but he did post a picture of what he said his dorm room looked like. It was on a locals exclusive stream. Here's the picture:

Spoiler

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Yet more Comicsgate infighting to intersect the Rumble Renewal Arc!?
Yellow Flash has always been a grumpy boomer flying off the handle. $4k plus residuals on a variant cover doesn't seem horrible for EVS level art.
Flash is 4 years late to the comic grifting party. EVS and others already poisoned the well by delivering years late if at all on their books.
Who is gonna buy a Yellow Flash comic in 2024?

Doesn't matter if yf sucks, I ain't rooting for friends of cuties gooners.

 

[Obsul]

This got lost in the mix but we really need to admit Nick is probably lying his ass off about Kayla, his college stories about her make her sound like she was the real life inspiration for those porn scenes filmed in dorm rooms. I'm really supposed to believe back in 2004 she was wearing colored contacts and wigs all the time? the only white women i know that did stuff like that were cancer patients in their 30s that lived in section 8 housing. Thats not something a teenage girl does, unless told to by her pimp.

Lots of white women wore colored contacts and wigs, it was called scene/emo. There's plenty of dubious stuff that's been said by Rekieta, but those are some of the least dubious things you could choose to scrutinize.

 

[Chibitzen]

I do love how all the responsibility is on Rumbles' side. He wants them to do x with the site and he wants them to promote x content that he does. At the same time him demanding they remove any requirements he must do.

Can only imagine how incredibly annoying he is to have as one of their contacts. He should be dropped, imo, because he announced he was no longer a law streamer after getting filthy rich off trial streams hanging around with other not law channels. Then he proclaimed in a Locals stream, iirc, that it didn't really matter if people stayed subscribed, because after all he had it made with contracts. Not a care in the world when he confessed that. There's so much fuckery on his part regarding these contracts and the people who have subscribed to him. How much of this they've seen, we don't know. Would be nice to see what happens with his channel in terms of content if he does get dropped by Rumble.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

No but he did post a picture of what he said his dorm room looked like. It was on a locals exclusive stream. Here's the picture:

Spoiler

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He may be a degenerate, but that couch got more action than he did.

 

[RotPockets]

Why would they resign him? Times are tough and his numbers are terrible. It's not a charity. If someone is under performing you fire them. Simple as.

Spoiler: Nick’s pitch

"Mister, can you help me? Me and my wife ran out of gas, and we've got no money to buy any — we spent what little we had on formula for the baby. If you could spare a twenty, we could get her home 'cause it's getting awfully cold out." His voice drops a bit. "It's just a loan I'm asking for, mister. I'll mail it right back to you, soon as I get my Superchats this Friday." At this point you see an equally scroungy-looking woman standing by the van clutching a blanket-swaddled bottle you assume is the couple's infant.

*hand rubbing intensifies*

The most hilarious part of this clip is when he pretends he has “super secret plans” to increase Rumble’s popularity that he inexplicably refuses to use for his own dwindling channel. Do as I say, not as I do. How about no faggot, no one wants to shill Balldos and your wife’s Backpage for a living.

 

[RJ MacReady]

It would be funny if they were planning to re-sign him, but decided he wasn't interested because of his dawdling around like a faggot.

No one cares about your self-important cope, if there's something of value, I'm sure Rumble executives will fly you out, Balldo. Stop wasting their time, you don't know how to run a company, you can barely even run.

A part of me wonders if Nick isn't demanding to be flown out to Florida because his game plan is to charm Rumble's execs by partying it up. That thinking would square well with his demented self-image and makes me want it to happen because I think anyone could guess the likely outcome would be Nick unsettling them by being such a drunken, debauched, creepy queer that they ghost him entirely.

 

[Pomniman]

Just so happens I know Mandarin and what it actually means is, Faggy, Cuckold, Bull Cum Eater.

Energii King's Bountiful Fields (if you want to get some Dune Coon Runes in your Moon ones).

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Kinda weird seeing them talk about who hasn't watched a video and they seem to have missed Flash talking about doing what July did and not taking money for the campaign until he's ready to print. So them talking about him getting money upfront flies in the face of what Flash has said recently on his streams. But he like analyzed it and stuff.

Talking about flash being emotional and defending Camelot.... Dude, the guy that cried about how his YouTube audience were his only friends? That Camelot? I hope Camelot stops coming on all these streams, he's a net negative to any stream he appears on. Accelerate the division, keep your degenerate unfunny losers on shows nobody watches where they belong.

They are crying about a twitter group..... WHO THE FUCK CARES? Its twitter, get a fucking life. People use to complain about sjw's living on twitter, what do these people do? Live on twitter and locals.

This seems like just a continuation of drama that started with the Eric July situation. All of these people including Nick picked a side at that time. The bad feelings were never going to go away. Ethan Van Sciver in particular never forgives or forgets. Anyone that sided with Eric July after EVS declared Jihad on him is dead to EVS. Minons like Camelot and Cecil are going to have to choose a side. Hopefully this will draw Dax & Vito closer to EVS. EVS really deserves them. Just like Nick really deserves to launch a crowdfunded comic in 2024.

Welcome to Comicsgate year SEVEN. Its always been a movement dedicated to fighting with itself and has nothing to do with comics.

Flash is following the new innovative and better business model, IMO. EVS and classis CG is a dinosaur that has soured the audience and market.

Nick represents the old and dated 'Lawtube' content, and many other lawyers are following their own paths now. Look at Emily Baker, Viva and Barnes, and others who have been able to maintain success.

The absolute funniest outcome to me would be him getting locked in to a law-heavy stream requirement with toned down degeneracy at a lower rate, and as a result he loses his current audience while not regaining his old. I want to see Rekieta making pennies, forced to stream a topic he hates to an audience of 50.

He said he would stream to 0 people to do the show he wants to do if he makes enough money to not answer to a boss. He might get that wish.

 

[Retink Retunk]

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Spoiler: Nick’s pitch

"Mister, can you help me? Me and my wife ran out of gas, and we've got no money to buy any — we spent what little we had on formula for the baby. If you could spare a twenty, we could get her home 'cause it's getting awfully cold out." His voice drops a bit. "It's just a loan I'm asking for, mister. I'll mail it right back to you, soon as I get my Superchats this Friday." At this point you see an equally scroungy-looking woman standing by the van clutching a blanket-swaddled bottle you assume is the couple's infant.

The most hilarious part of this clip is when he pretends he has “super secret plans” to increase Rumble’s popularity that he inexplicably refuses to use for his own dwindling channel. Do as I say, not as I do. How about no faggot, no one wants to shill Balldos and your wife’s Backpage for a living.

Two things stand out watching it now:

I like how when he says their discussions are positive he has the expression Ron Burgundy had after failing to commit suicide.

I'm calling it now, the reason he mentioned going out to Florida and a vacation is so that if they did fly him out there and drop him he could claim he got them to give him a free vacation because he's just that smart and hates companies so much.