Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Oxyjen]

Looks like the alcohol has misaligned Nick's nipples
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Kevin’s moob surgeon is standing back and standing by.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I regret to inform you all that Nick has already gotten another shitty tattoo. [x]

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All in with the mid-life crisis. If he wasn't a non-practicing lawyer he could've been balldo-deep in his secretary by now and make this whole thing fun, but no, it's shitty tattoos and drinking himself to death on live stream instead.

 

[Chibitzen]

Oh this?? it's the traditional Chinese characters for women's cleansing bladder filled with vinegar and water.
it's my spirit animal

Sounds as endangered as Nick. Is this an ancient Chinese recipe people use to chase away the weebs? Or at least keep their stink manageable.
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Kevin’s moob surgeon is standing back and standing by.

Look, Nick! Another Instagram opportunity! It's what all the cool social media experts do. If you tell them you're planning to troon, you might even get a discount.

All in with the mid-life crisis. If he wasn't a non-practicing lawyer he could've been balldo-deep in his secretary by now and make this whole thing fun, but no, it's shitty tattoos and drinking himself to death on live stream instead.

I'm waiting for him to get a Sonichu tattoo "ironically" at this point to own the Farms. The only question would be placement.

 

[Billie's Blues]

Someone send Nicky a bottle of Super Male Vitality.

 

[Faticati]

The tattoo
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I love that nick got a selfie tattoo. Not only is he a spineless predator on the hunt for the next bull to plow his cow he now has a self portrait of an animal whose venom is so deadly it needs a baby rattle to beg others not to step on it.

 

[Windy Moors]

Ol' alckie Rackets brain holes, have made him forget the real title of his lame tattoo.

It's "Don't Thread On Me" not tread.

 

[Potatoherder]

- He is working out his contract this month with Rumble. They have to figure out if they are negotiating in FL or over the phone. He prefers to go there to negotiate and add on some holiday. He has a lot of ideas he wants the platform ti implement amd some partnered content ideas for them to promote.

I do love how all the responsibility is on Rumbles' side. He wants them to do x with the site and he wants them to promote x content that he does. At the same time him demanding they remove any requirements he must do.

 

[Faticati]

I am looking for the clip where nick talks about importing Somali bulls to fuck his whore of a wife. I think he said importing black bulls into his bedroom was one of his greatest achievements but I am not sure. Any help in finding one of the only clips of nice doing legal work would be appreciated. Hi nick have another drink bud.

 

[Truffle Logger]

The tattoo is so shitty. The line work looks rough, the snake itself has different widths as it wraps around his arm so it looks like a partially deflated balloon that's been squeezed or something.

It's a huge red flag that the artist let him drink; it's also a bad sign that the artist severely misjudged the amount of time the tattoo would take. Most experienced artists would have a good handle on time estimates and in this case it looks like the line work hasn't even been finished with the missing scales around the head and tail of the snake.

And all this to emphasise Nick's noodle body.

 

[Gorton Colu]

He looks increasingly like a sad bitter old man.

Getting a tattoo is not an "experience" nor is he expressing himself. The tattoo artist is expressing himself though, on Nick's flesh, and getting paid for it.

Nick is in his Anisa phase now. Low self esteem + low impulse control.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

And all this to emphasise Nick's noodle body

I know this will never happen, because Nick hates work, but can you imagine how bad this would look if Balldoman got jacked? It would be eight kinds of distorted.

 

[Spaded Dave]

So was this some sort of spur of the moment decision for Nick?

Nick is in his Anisa phase now. Low self esteem + low impulse control.

In the clip he specifically advertises it as low impulse control. He essentially says "Go to these places specifically so you can make snap decisions without giving yourself time to think about it". It's such a weird way to intentionally live.

Also, I just have to point out the absolute cringe of "Don't Tread On Me" being written on the body of a trust fund baby who has never faced a moment of adversity in his entire life.

 

[3MMA]

balldo snake

This is a good name for his new tattoo. Sounds about right. Since Nick himself said it’s not the Gadsden flag snake, all that’s left is the balldo snake.

 

[FedPostalService]

Nick is in his Anisa phase now.

I’d love to see an alternate reality Sam Hyde making videos calling Nick a whore.

 

[WEEKEND]

Nigga looking awful with his pale ass skinny fat body covered in gay ass tattoos but his face is really the worst. It's the eyes, he looks really tired both spiritually and physically.

 

[AltisticRight]

He got it when he was doing a lot of Taekwon Do.

That's Korean though, Balldo. You know how much the three like each other?

He should have gotten something like 닭 튀김 or 오쟁이 진 남편.

If Rekieta keeps on going with his parade of failures, he might eventually get his own board.

I’ve never seen a man spiral as rapidly as Rekieta, who’s aged 25 years in a single year. Congrats on winning lolcow of the year though. Kinda sad you’ve spiraled this far Rackets

I wouldn't even call it a spiral, it's a nosedive.
Well, pun not intended...

The tattoo
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"Don't tread on my wife and I unless you're Jamaican."
That tattoo looks awful.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

He's kinda looking like Jack Murphy. Especially around the eyes, if you look at even more recent pictures of Murphy.

They've probably got zinc deficiencies from all the cooming

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

That's Korean though, Balldo. You know how much the three like each other?

He should have gotten something like 닭 튀김 or 오쟁이 진 남편.


I wouldn't even call it a spiral, it's a nosedive.
Well, pun not intended...


"Don't tread on my wife and I unless you're Jamaican."
That tattoo looks awful.

The tattoo is the physical manifestation of the Sonichu demon. The influence on the host is getting close to Chris levels of bad.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I regret to inform you all that Nick has already gotten another shitty tattoo. [x]

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[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Slightly unrelated guys, but Nick adjacent drama is brewing (it's YF vs EVS) about the comics again. I'm only mentioning this here because YF attacked EVS for siding with "people who defend cuties", meaning Nick and his friends and we have some gunt, july, g+g jeremy cameo.

Some screens here