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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
trash cat said:
Jimmy smeared liquid on Nifty's neck in the kitchen. The crew - Jet himself - instructed Jimmy beforehand to put the cologne on Nifty.

Jet literally sent a TTS like "Operation Jimmy is a go" over the speakers right before it happened.

After the incident, Nifty stormed to the basement and never came back.

So the crew was definitely encouraging Jimmy's behavior.

The crew believed they could harness the limitless power of tard rage.

They were gravely mistaken - tard rage is an unquenchable fire that consumes everything in its path.
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"Operation Jimmy bravo is all systems go"

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The tank violence over the last few days reminds me of this moment in Hell's Kitchen, but if the show was run by retards with horrible security

 
JenkinsJinkies said:
You're fundamentally retarded and sound like you've never actually touched a woman before. Can we threadban this faggot already?
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I'm just spelling out the basics of polite society that you're just too unthinking to realise, or you just don't like to think about how the sausage is made

desired behavioural results are achieved with the realistic threat of violence, are enjoyed when you don't have to apply violence to enforce them, and fall to the wayside when the threat of violence isn't real; what's the takeaway? don't set up girls to humiliate a guy who lacks the tools to deal with it in a manner that's not a yuge liability for the show (too spergy to pick a persuasion option, confined, so removing themselves from the situation isn't an option), on that note maybe don't send convicted killer nigger rapists to harass women in their bunks at night

Jimmy was content without setting him up for weird psychosexual shit tests that turn into physical stand-offs and courtyard fights because tiny frail defenseless 30lbs daughtergirls are gassed up to do so by a cabal of basement-dwelling wiggers doing whippits - all I've expressed is that everything they didn't foresee, I very well could foresee because of reasons, and Sam could too, which is why he properly shadowed Jimmy

ps: women prefer men who display a capacity for violence and have the social proof from their male peers, which itself is a selection process that includes everything from competency to violence; if they know a man is an "unloaded gun", dey don ack rite, yahurr? you finna get gaped
 
Fuck new zealand, nuke that whole fucking country.
Fucking faggot zoomer piece of shit can't even say "Chips" correctly and keeps begging for them and says "bro" every 3rd word.
 
If it's okay with you fags, can we talk about Fishtank again?
The new guy, "Oliver", convinced TJ to slap him, which TJ went to ask Jet about before doing so. It seems like Oliver's mission is to extract chips from TJ. He keeps coming up with suggestions for mini-challenges they can wager chips over such as arm-wrestling. TJ keeps sheepishly turning him down because he has the upper hand in chip count anyway. TTS is nagging the shit out of TJ to engage.
I may have missed it earlier, but was Oliver actually instructed to target TJ's chips? Or was he just informed about "rent" and is genuinely panicking?
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
>not liking a shit starter
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She did create peak content by getting Jimmy to blow up, but at what cost?
Gourmet Race said:
This wasn't brought up, but Frank originally planned to tag team with Jimmy. One could only imagine the content these two would've produced, but alas, it seems he has to go solo.
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He also retweeted this lol
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Right now she is a net negative for content, considering the amount of time we could have still enjoyed Jimmy's insanity.

Ultimately it's of utmost importance to remember it's all Jet's fault for failing at tard wrangling.

Jet It Up
 
The Tall Man said:
She did create peak content by getting Jimmy to blow up, but at what cost?
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honestly i think the situation a lot like simmons, rather than jon, who ive seen comparisons to. jon had given up and was essentially tapped for content. simmons created some hilarious moments and probably wouldve made a lot more if he stayed, but the manner in which he got kicked was so cataclysmically funny that the juice was worth the squeeze imho. i however never found jimmys ramblings that entertaining so i get if people miss his buzzing. i would trade a thousand hours of jimmy rambling for that blow up.
 
DagothUr said:
Jimmy's massive overreaction is the desired behavior in the tank. That's why the wiggers gaslit the mentally unstable retard into a fury.
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And defending Jimmy as a content king I agree with, I've even said it myself. Defending Jimny saying the bitch deserved it for going after his $9 plastic toy phone as a 27 year old man is retard shit.
 
millais said:
What was the advice that Tayleigh kept tearfully saying to Jimmy in B1 while he was packing? Every time she said something, Dumb-Gay or TTS would interrupt and drown out the sound in the room.
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"stay in your three foot world"
idk some gay shit her dad told her about stoicism or something, didnt work too well for herself.
 
millais said:
What was the advice that Tayleigh kept tearfully saying to Jimmy in B1 while he was packing? Every time she said something, Dumb-Gay or TTS would interrupt and drown out the sound in the room.
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e: mogged by the actual quote, so here is TJs slap on Australian Oliver who is from Australia.

 
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Swamp_Donkey said:
honestly i think the situation a lot like simmons, rather than jon, who ive seen comparisons to. jon had given up and was essentially tapped for content. simmons created some hilarious moments and probably wouldve made a lot more if he stayed, but the manner in which he got kicked was so cataclysmically funny that the juice was worth the squeeze imho. i however never found jimmys ramblings that entertaining so i get if people miss his buzzing. i would trade a thousand hours of jimmy rambling for that blow up.
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Good point.
Simmons had to go and they made it into a funny spectacle. Well done, Wiggers.

But the Jimmy situation was avoidable and Jet keeping the pressure on the schitzo when he blew up earlier, without keeping some staff member at his side while aggravating him, was a colossal failure.

The Jimmy Hammer memes are great, but it left us with only passive fish.

Edit.
All Jet had to do is tell Vance or Ben to shadow Jimmy for as long as Abby and Trish had green light to fuck with him.

Jet it up
 
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