Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

pointillistic tattoo

Tbh, I'm surprised anyone tattooed would know that pointillism is. Tattoos in interesting art styles should be more of a thing.

 

[Anticipointment]

He’s not even drinking (at least not on camera) yet still with the spastic faggot mannerisms.

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[Mundane Ralph]

He’s not even drinking (at least not on camera) yet still with the spastic faggot mannerisms.


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He's jonesing for a lick of the bottle

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

Nick looks like what Frank Sinatra and the Rat Pack would sing about.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick looks like what Frank Sinatra and the Rat Pack would sing about.

TIL Sinatra and the Rat Pack sang about middle-aged anorexic men with negative muscle tone and the sex appeal of an Appalachian pappy’s corpse.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

About 5% of supernumerary nipples form outside the milk lines. They can even appear on the skin of the neck, back, vulva or thigh.

Third nipples are often a sign of a witch, as they use these teats to suckle their demonic familiars. Coincidence?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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Third nipples are often a sign of a witch, as they use these teats to suckle their demonic familiars. Coincidence?
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That’s certainly a more modest outfit than granny was wearing tonight on Locals.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Midlife crisis is a bitch. Those tattoos do not look good on him at all lol Specially with that skinny physique, his skin is gonna look like an ugly skin carpet when he ages.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Midlife crisis is a bitch. Those tattoos do not look good on him at all lol Specially with that skinny physique, his skin is gonna look like an ugly skin carpet when he ages.

I’ve been drunk plenty of times. But I’ve never been so absolutely wasted that I’d look at this body and think excess weight was the most glaring concern to address. How is it possible to have this physique without being the bed-bound subject of a geriatric atrophy study?

 

[Dean Pentel]

I’ve been drunk plenty of times. But I’ve never been so absolutely wasted that I’d look at this body and think excess weight was the most glaring concern to address. How is it possible to have this physique without being the bed-bound subject of a geriatric atrophy study?

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Goddamn, that is not the picture of health. I'd heard all Metokur fans look the same but I never would have guessed it'd be true.

 

[thebigdream]

Nick looks like he has a sewn up FtM chest, how is that physique real?

 

[Swole McPole]

Does anyone know if he talks about fucking her on a boat or in a bus?

Would you, could you, on a boat?
Would you, could you, on a bus?
I would not, could not on a boat,
Not with a Balldo on my scrote,
I would not, could not, on a bus,
That crazy woman makes too much fuss,
I do not like Rekieta's wife,
Have sex with her? You'd risk your life.
That crazy woman is not hot,
I do not like her, Nick I'm Not.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick looks like he has a sewn up FtM chest, how is that physique real?

All that cucking takes a lot out of a "man."

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick looks like he has a sewn up FtM chest, how is that physique real?

Excuse you. Have some respect. Nick’s preferred pronouns are zipper/tits.

 

[Swole McPole]

CGoody couldn't tell a neovagina from a real vagina. I imagine he's been catfished A LOT. As a result, he's ended up with a dick or two in his mouth at the end of a long night of substance abuse.

"That night when Mandy pegged me, she was *definitely* using a strap-on. OK, I didn't actually SEE it, but I've taken enough real cock up my arse to know the difference. Even after a couple of roofies to relax my sphincter."

 

[FiveStarAce]

You guys don’t get the meaning of a hardcore tattoo like that, because none of you are a tuff hood nigga like Nick.

Remember Nick knows all the guys in prison. They fuck his wife!

Seriously, Nick gets no respect. No respect at all.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Does he wish them a million dollars?

Needs to wish them more than that given how much they're bleeding cash lol

Why would they resign him? Times are tough and his numbers are terrible. It's not a charity. If someone is under performing you fire them. Simple as.

To be fair Rumble has a retarded ass business plan, like so many companies in the "growth at any cost" phase of tech, I wouldn't put anything passed them.

That being said given just how much they're already losing (something on the order of $10mil a month and growing vs a liquidity of $260mil), the fact that Nick's numbers are in the toilet and the fact he wants to get rid of his YT streaming requirements (thus conflicting with their seeming plan to grow by luring people over from YT) I wouldn't resign him if I were in Rumble's shoes.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The MANdy award should be the best catfish incident of the year

I think it should more broadly cover the best hoodwink of the year, of any variety. If MANdy himself hadn't been the winner of the inaugural Mandy 2023, I'd have picked The Completionist and his decade-long charity scam.

Isn’t that illegal or unethical or something? Idk not a tattoo person but iirc it was said before ITT that people have to sign a paper when getting a tattoo that says they haven’t been drinking or taking drugs otherwise the tattooist can be held liable?

I don't think it's illegal, but definitely opens you up to potential legal issues if the dipshit you're tattooing starts bleeding out due to the thinning effects of booze. As a general rule, I'd say if a tattooist is willing to work on you while you're drunk/drinking, that is not a tattooist you should want working on your body.

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It looks so fucking bad. He really is regressing into a teenager right up to picking the shittiest regret-filled tattoos imaginable. This shit looks like it was done in prison or by your bro when you're both absolutely bladdered at 3am.

The scales are all over the place, the outer lines are shaky, the placement and composition of the design is stiff and awkward, it doesn't flow naturally at all...this was free, right? Tell me money didn't change hands for this abomination.

 

[Demonslayer1776]

Clip of Nick's commentary on his Rumble contract negotiations.

The tone is different.. He's not sassily eating a Dorito this time.

I'm starting to get the impression that Rumble are trying to figure out a way to let this guy down easy. If they've been paying attention to Nick even a little bit over the past year, they will recognize that Nick will seethe at them and start badmouthing Rumble if he doesn't get a new contract unless they manage to convince him "It's not you, it's us."

If they are actually planning to re-sign him, he hasn't gotten past the first hurdle, which would be setting up a time to meet with them.


Rekieta responded last night, he pretends he's not involved in the drama.

He sounds like he's laying the groundwork for wishing him a million dollars.


I was going to edit it into the post but the site was chugging earlier today and I can't edit it anymore, but it's live on her channel here:

Spoiler: Embed

Nick's Numbers are alot worse than they were a year or 2 ago. The view counts appear much higher on Rumble are still quite high for a stream, but I don't know how generous their calculations are. I'd imagine they probably want to focus on growing new audiences. I'd be surprised if they dropped him, but I'd imagine they might be planning to cut back his contract. It would explain why he's having trouble getting feedback

 

[AnOminous]

Seriously, Nick gets no respect. No respect at all.

When Nick says "Take my wife. Please!" he means Energii King.

The scales are all over the place, the outer lines are shaky, the placement and composition of the design is stiff and awkward, it doesn't flow naturally at all...this was free, right? Tell me money didn't change hands for this abomination.

I love his smug, faggy expression as he's getting this tard scribble permanently etched on his body.