Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TexOffender]

Nick has an extra nipple?

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This man has never done a push up in his life.

 

[Retink Retunk]

A whole offshoot of humanity that could swing wildly between the branches of the terraformed equatorial triple canopy rainforests of Mars.

They'd be a real menace on Mars if only they reproduced like normal instead of trying to use their balls in place of their penis.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Rackets is slowly but surely turning into Mr. Nebbercracker.

 

[Harambe]

nick you lookin wet
nick you lookin clammy
nick you lookin stupid
nick all that ink is gay
nick you sauced to hell and back
nick call a doctor you will develop alcoholic epilepsy and people will laugh at you seizing up on stream
nick your body is melting
nick that belt is gay as hell aren't you a lawyer
nick you got kids one of them will ask what was daddy doin
and you'll say
"yung nick jr i was fucked up and getting tips from strangers to abandon you"
and he'll say
"bet dad i am a tranny"
nick you got no answers for your future tranny kids
nick that hairline is all fucked up
nick you lookin raw

 

[PaladinBoo]

I'll like to point out that Ethan Ralph never got voted Lolcow of the Year but Nick did. Another Ralphamale W!

 

[that_monika]

Yes.

He's worn the belt before, the first time the thread noticed him wearing it in public it was found that it appeared to literally be a belt sold by Hot Topic.

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Isn't that a chick's belt? I've only ever seen girls/women aged 14-25 wear that, and that was in the late 00s and early 10s. I guess that's sort of a stupid thing to focus on though. It's a bit silly to look at an alcoholic getting a shitty tattoo and judging him to be immature and a bad decision maker based on his belt.

 

[Yamamura]

Rackets is slowly but surely turning into Mr. Nebbercracker.

At least Mr. Nebbercracker turned out to be an endearing old man who was strictly loyal to his wife until the end.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

BMJ shit is like watching a TikTok video. A variation of the same TikTok video.

Rekieta is like reading a long greek tragedy where it keeps getting more interesting.

This is a very apt comparison. I love it! Perfect clarity in 3 lines.

Did Nick explicitly confirm the date his contract would expire anywhere? The reason I ask is because my understanding was the same as yours that his Rumble contract would expire on the 1st, since as far as I knew the contract was 12 months and started in January, but now in 2024 he's claiming his contract has not expired yet.

I will do you one better than mere recollection. Listen to it from the liar's mouth:

 

[Haloperidol]

It actually looks exactly like a third nipple. Nick finally has something in common with Harry Styles and Mark Wahlberg.

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Not to be all serious about it but it’s not in the correct place. See how theirs are right below their actual nipples? They occur along the ‘milk lines’ below the nipples, not right in the center of the chest.

Anyway, I didn’t vote for Rekeita for lolcow of the year, but this has me convinced the right man won. What the fuck is he doing?

 

[CrunkLord420]

Nick is pushing the limits on what an activate courtroom-oriented lawyer should be doing/saying on YouTube. His YouTube activities don't actually need to be unethical in a disciplinary sense for it to be a bad idea for his law career. It was really a matter of time until something from his YouTube career manifested itself in the legal realm.

I would never hire a lawyer with a YouTube channel, especially Nick.

Today I will remind them that people found this post controversial back in 2019.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

amateur autism

About 5% of supernumerary nipples form outside the milk lines. They can even appear on the skin of the neck, back, vulva or thigh.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Today I will remind them that people found this post controversial back in 2019.

That’s a lot of words. I’d never hire him because he has AIDS even back then. Would you trust a man who possibly has sex with over a 1000 sexual partners a year? He could offer to suck s judge off and I wouldn’t let him defend me.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I regret to inform you all that street shitter Jackie Singh beat out rape ape Drexel in the Fresh Meat category.

That's fine. Drexel didn't deserve to win.

I regret to inform you all that Nick has already gotten another shitty tattoo. [x]

Why did he get a dick and balls tattooed on his arm? That's kinda weird. He must have got it because its funny.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I regret to inform you all that Nick has already gotten another shitty tattoo. [x]

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Here's a larger version, the Instagram post is a video, but most of it is a slideshow with Nick's portion being a still frame.

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In case anyone is wondering what it is:




I also noticed he got a Chinese characters tattoo before. Don’t know what (he claims) it means, but my first thought was Ryokugyu from One Piece.



I feel like the phrase “somebody needs to save him from himself” may need to be used right about now.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Oh god, he's reviewing his own "debate".

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph is so salty about Nick winning the LOTY award instead of him that he’s having another Pillstream, grabbing the Memphis Micro and flashing the Gunt.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

We need to add an award to the Julays called a "MANdy". Maybe the newcomer award can be called a Mandy, I don't know. It just makes a good name for something OK.

The MANdy award should be the best catfish incident of the year

 

[Dr. Butt]

He looks like the artsy 54 year old man you see getting coffee every morning who makes less money than you but you're still envious he can look all right after all those years spent off his face on E and music festival cider. However, I'm hearing that he's actually 40-ish?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Balldoman got to live one of my life goals getting a Trogdor tattoo at a shitty Minnesota tattoo expo while high/drunk off my ass. I'm so jealous rn

 

[feral cat #6385]

If he shacks up with Mars Girl they'd have kids with arms that could reach to the moon.

Their offspring would look like this.