DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[CaptainDeTractor]

I’m legit surprised Atomic Heart didn’t make his “games I hate for retarded reasons” list because of the sex fridge. But I guess he may not have wanted to deal with everyone calling him retarded for that.

I’m about to flex my own autism here but the thing that’s coming that I know will upset me is him trying to bumblefuck his way through Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth and acting like he’s the greatest Yakuza fan of all time, squeezing tears out anytime a sad Kiryu cancer scene happens. With every fake tear he squeezes, it’s more wheelchair bux in his Scopely’s wallet. The problem is that I know his boring, begging, manbaby ass will ruin a perfectly good game in the process.

Not that it’ll make it worse for me, but it’s just that he’s not only a piece of shit, but he’s literally the most boring and unlikable streamer I’ve ever seen, unless a detractor channel is restreaming him and chatting. I mean, his own fucking critics are infinitely more interesting and likable than he is (our combined autism aside).

 

[Love Is Blue]

I’m legit surprised Atomic Heart didn’t make his “games I hate for retarded reasons” list because of the sex fridge. But I guess he may not have wanted to deal with everyone calling him retarded for that

he probably doesn't remember that game desu

 

[Corpun]

So can I get some much needed clarification on his worst games. He says Mortal Kombat was terrible because SF6 came out and the connections were better, online was more playable, etc. but did he not just have a massive tardrage about a losing streak and how everyone was abusing the PC port of the game and shit a week ago? According to the Pig's own logic SF6 is terrible as well then.

Did he even bother with MK online this time around, thought he was only wasting time on the stupid story shit no one cares about.

Also how did ToTK retcon BoTW? Phil said this again in his countdown and I don't understand it. In BoTW you kill shadow ganon and the game teases actual Ganondorf at the very end. ToTK opens with Link and Zelda investigating and discovering actual imprisoned Ganondorf. How is it a retcon?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Viewers Fault Awards are tonight aren't they?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Viewers Fault Awards are tonight aren't they?

yes

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Viewers Fault Awards are tonight aren't they?

Yes. Can't wait for Dave to list the games he was playing when lonely retards needed attention.

 

[Citizen Nappa]

Did he even bother with MK online this time around, thought he was only wasting time on the stupid story shit no one cares about.

Yes, he rage quit because the dents demanded online and he couldn’t pick a main, so he decided the game was bad. Also, the beta was online matches only.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I didn't think he could be more insufferable between this smugness brought on by delusions he's getting a Chernobly style netflix style documentary and this "tell me how great I was at games ryan, jayde, RTU and Derich" stream is just...

you know that infamous scene from the movie Scaners...I would love for that to happen now.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Phill with 1000 subscribers and 300 viewers begging for some more subs is so funny. "Give to this community" lmao

 

[Fapcop]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x6Ijdp-qsmM&pp=ygUDZHNw

Phil trying to punish his chat like a drunk, failure of a boomer dad by declaring that “I’m just not going to talk to you then, if you talk about drama!” is really something!

I’ve never seen another streamer with such a weird passive aggressive hate relationship with his viewers as Phil. Christ, this guy!

EDIT: And then he pauses, turns off recording AND PROCEEDS TO SCOLD HIS DENTS LIKE CHILDREN LMAO!

He even said that he didn’t want this on the recording, like a dad who pulls his kid aside, away from the public, to tear him a new one.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil, how you made this look even more retarded is a talent.

 

[Piece of Peace]

You are currently witnessing the reason why bipolar medications are prescribed to be taken [daily] and not [as needed].

 

[Choom]

"Before he cornered you behind Petsmart... when the LTG guy was suckin' him off"
"No, one sec, it was the other way around"
"WHAT?"
"Phil was blowing LTG"
"SON OF A BITCH!"
"Catchin'? Not pitchin?"

OIC: "And after all those memberships I gifted to Phil!? I feel like I been stabbed in the heart!"
How much more betrayal can OIC take?

 

[Fapcop]

You are currently witnessing the reason why bipolar medications are prescribed to be taken [daily] and not [as needed].

Imagine resurfacing from your manic phase to find out that you’ve scheduled a consult for SRS, and spent thousands of dollars on DSP. AGAIN!

And the money goes to fat Khet’s feed and Scopely. I’ve heard of findom, so what is this that we’re witnessing? Fin-cuckdom?

 

[Crow Money]

And the money goes to fat Khet’s feed and Scopely. I’ve heard of findom, so what is this that we’re witnessing? Fin-cuckdom?

Possibly that. Possibly also “a man running as far and fast as he can away from his own looming mortality”.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

So what are the theotheories about what kind of late stream it will be on Wednesday?
Personally I don't believe it will be Fightcade. Dave is too big of a bitch to try it.

I think it will be some stupid react content. My gut tells me he will "live REE-ACKt" to his "Throwback" Red Dead playthrough.

 

[Very Honest Content]

So can I get some much needed clarification on his worst games. He says Mortal Kombat was terrible because SF6 came out and the connections were better, online was more playable,..Did he even bother with MK online this time around, thought he was only wasting time on the stupid story shit no one cares about.

He stalled the shit out of online, eventually had to play it because no one wanted to support watching the CPU having enough of his spam combos live and turning the tables on him one out of every 20 matches where he then proceeded to get scrub bodied like in every fighter, SF6 included, that he plays outside his dent hugbox of a 30+ year old unbalanced game. That was what sent him rage-quitting like a can't hang bitch, online curb stomping, he couldn't have been driven off quicker as the pigsplaining how much of a pro he is and how much he loves this series as a fan quickly moved to nothing but copium ejection live on stream every online session.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So what are the theotheories about what kind of late stream it will be on Wednesday?
Personally I don't believe it will be Fightcade. Dave is too big of a bitch to try it.

I think it will be some stupid react content. My gut tells me he will "live REE-ACKt" to his "Throwback" Red Dead playthrough.

Phil will once again show himself to be lazy and incompetent, and have his chat "help" him through getting Fightcade working. He'll probably not be completely inept when it comes to downloading roms (since that's a no-no on YouTube), but the setup will be masqueraded as a "chill interactive time".

All before Phil gets curbstomped, blames his audience, etc.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

One of the longtime funny things about DSP when he does his best/worst of shit is when he praises a game and says he had a good time with it, but in reality he was constantly shitting on it, flubbing through it and saying it was a waste of time during the playthrough.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

So what are the theotheories about what kind of late stream it will be on Wednesday?
Personally I don't believe it will be Fightcade. Dave is too big of a bitch to try it.

It'll be precisely 36.5 minutes of Dave getting his ass whooped in Fightcade and QnA the rest of the night.