Kala "Tunnel Girl" / Pranavi Kalavathamma Lorei / Jacob Thomas Lorei / @engineer.everything / TikTok Tunnel Troon - Extremely uncanny & autistic hinduboo

Joseph Fritzl got a contender for most elaborate and autistic home "renovation" status. Instead of imprisoning and raping his own family member, Tunnel Tranny is clearly forcing poor street shitters to work in his mines with the excuse that they're been taken by whatever demon or ghost is haunting his house.
 
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There's a fuck ton of Desis in Northern Virginia these days. I'd put my money on him skinwalking some poor woman he had a crush on. He might have hung out with the Indian nerds in school given the obvious autism and picked up on some of their culture.

That nobody has ripped him to shreds for brownface just goes to show that you're invincible if you're a troon.
 
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This troon has had extensive cosmetic facial reconstruction surgery. The jaw, jawline, and chin are completely different from when he was a man. I don't think I've ever seen anyone go to this level of mandibular and mastoid remodeling. This level of alteration would basically require smashing the mandible and completely reshaping it along with intensive remodeling of the mastoid bone. I can't think of any reasonable cosmetic surgeon agreeing to such a radical procedure. Either this guy found someone completely unethical to do it or he waved around an obscene amount of money to get someone to do this.
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The doctors who do facial feminization surgery are uniformly unscrupolous quacks with dollar signs in their eyes. I am not sure if it got posted here in Stinkditch or on lolcow.farm but there was a thread showcasing how troons complained about being in tremendous, neverending pain after the surgery, with nerve damage so bad in some that they couldn't even rest their face on their hands without it hurting, one posted how it had to give up playing the violin after because the instrument pressing the side of his face hurt too much. Shit has so many debilitating complications it's like getting a stink ditch installed on your face.

That said, i am with @Lake here, shit is just filter upon filter, especially noticable in that picture in the yellow dress.
 
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BlastMonk said:
Yesterday I saw that Jews had dug tunnels under New York, now today I see a tranny is digging a tunnel under his home. 2024 has a 200% increase in tunnel related lolcowdom than all of 2023 did. But my fellow Kiwis these things always come in threes, who will be digging the next tunnel?
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Pretty sure Boogie would do it, if he felt he would get some attention and money out of it. Maybe Ethan Ralph teams up with the cartels to dig a tunnel back to the US. But my hope is that we get a tunneling twitch thot with all that that entails, simply because the reaction from the ladies in Beauty Parlor would be hilarious.
 
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Sonya-chan said:
So appart from him being a tranny digging hole and a pajeet fetishist, what's the milk? Is this thread some kind of ulillillia-but-with-a-tranny?
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Every time a cow goes on the front page, the question of "Why is it funny?" comes up. I'm thinking of the quote in random.txt that goes something like "so he's a furry with a weird fetish, like half our users. Where's the funny?" For normal people, Transgender Transracial Tunnel Digger who is possibly and likely taking advantage of his roommates is already wild.

Basically, we know he's a weirdo who likes inviting attention to his hobbies of being weird. This is how Chris started out: he was a weirdo who loved sharing his weird fucking hobbies on the internet and had a strange social media presence. This could be the start of something fun, especially since he seems to be playing with danger by building a tunnel and inviting random indians into his home. He likes showing interactions on social media and he now has enough of a following that he'll likely do something for attention.

"Lolcow" appeal isn't universal: why someone is interested in Bossmanjack, Chantal, Robin the mother of poor Luna, Keffals, Lou the furry beggar, Kero the Wolf, Wogglebug productions, Nick Fuerntes, Jim Sterling, Hasan Piker, Philosophy Tube, The Tranch, Nick Reiketa, and tons more are diverse. Some chimp out often, some sleep a while then have a huge chimpout. Some have just... strange social media post or are amusing in some way. Not everyone can be lucky enough to be Ethan Ralph and have over 9000 weird little sagas, and some get a thread right before a series of tard chimpouts happen. It's ok to not see the appeal of a cow, just keep in mind the audience for lolcows is big. The community watch threads alone show the reach of weirdos out there, and you'll find people laughing at things you never thought interesting before and after reading the thread. It is how it is.

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2024 will be the Year of the Tunnel
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I have a feeling that once we hit summer (as spring is when the ground thaws out in the northern hemisphere) we'll have more stories of people doing hobbyist tunneling and ending up in trouble for it, legally or physically. It's all fun and memes with your new tism hobby until you break a sewage line.
 
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So does tunnel tranny have permits (doubtful)? I’m surprised the neighbors haven’t complained about the sound of heavy construction equipment next door. Or maybe they’re waiting until tunnel tranny is finished to complain to the local government to really fuck him over having to put the house back to the previous condition?
 
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AMHOLIO said:
For normal people, Transgender Transracial Tunnel Digger who is possibly and likely taking advantage of his roommates is already wild.
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I think the appeal is akin to the great Britbong tradition of surreal humour.

It's like something out of Monty Python. A white man pretending to be an Indian woman, donning a hard hat, pearls and lippy and digging a series of intricate tunnels under his house to simulate Minecraft, invite random strangers into his haunted castle, is just so randomly funny.

One of my family members was asking me why I was laughing so much. I tried to explain, and couldn't manage it without corpsing and then we had that contagious situation where they were laughing simply because I was laughing so hard.

Who said that the KiwiFarms weren't fun for all the family?!
 
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Caroline Farrow said:
It's like something out of Monty Python. A white man pretending to be an Indian woman, donning a hard hat, pearls and lippy and digging a series of intricate tunnels under his house to simulate Minecraft, invite random strangers into his haunted castle, is just so randomly funny.
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Sometimes it feels like we're approaching Fawlty Towers in a hijacked aircraft.
 
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For me, apart from the surreal situation, the funniest thing is the video content, unironically. For one thing he includes his own fuckups which are often dumb and amusing - like the elephant’s foot.

But mainly because everything in the production is overly dramatic and hammy.
A half second cut of a hand with purple nails stroking a concrete block wall.
Everything about the “how I relax” video.
The random stills of the scowling Indian roommate in the background, like some fucking cryptid, really cracks me up.

I’m fairly sure this is all intentional, it’s like some weird cable show or film student’s project. I’m enjoying it.

And this being the farms, we’re allowed to make the rape dungeon jokes too.
 
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This individual has that very disconcerting vibe of being present on earth but completely untethered by that social consciousness most of us share. They are completely disassociated and removed, as though they are simply a vessle being piloted by whatever unearthly thing was the first to take advantage of the opportunity. In this case I suspect some kind of subterranian demon with a penchant for ghost stories (fitting hobby).
 
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If you're here because of yesterday's MATI stream, moreso than the thread being featured, a few corrections on @Null 's rant:

There is section 8 housing nearby according to some who looked into it but Kala is not a section 8 tenant.

He did not inherit the house from his grandmother.

Someone mentioned somewhere in the thread that he wasn't a real software engineer or something but I can't find it. I don't see any evidence he's not earning an income. He has multiple videos about slogging through his 9-5 dreaming of getting back to the mines.

Null missed the best part of the castle video because he was sperging about taxes.

Edit: not a correction, but on the topic, I don't have the tools at my disposal to look into this but I've seen some chatter that county records show Kala has taken out a home equity line or similar mortgage instrument within the last few years, presumably to fund this endeavor.
 
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