Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

You forgot Rule 5: English only. If you speak another language in his chat then he'll call it out in a paranoid rage. The reason being you must be talking shit because he can't understand what you said.

This is a true and honest rule. Also, anyone is free to add more bossman's rules. He seems to find a new one every few days.

 

[InterestRateHawk]

This is a true and honest rule. Also, anyone is free to add more bossman's rules. He seems to find a new one every few days.

I've noted that you always want to be a part of the ratquisition. Dogpiling on a rat is sure to engender good will with BMJ so long as he's not down bad. If BMJ is down bad, do not squeak and let another rat get the hammer.

 

[Collections Agent]

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i know he's a degen and it's almost a certainty that he isn't gonna do anything but it still makes me uneasy.
gambling destroys lives, they should put BMJ on billboards to scare zoomers.

Just a reminder to everyone here, new and old, that BMJ isn't a typical gambling degen.

His lifestyle is COMPLETELY FREE, he rarely if ever gambles with his own money (not for lack of trying, he just doesn't do anything to make money aside from gambling), it's always donations or sponsors. There is no amount of money that he could ever lose that could inconvenience him more than having to wait a day to buy crack.

His behavior of suicide baiting and begging for pity is learned cause he knows it'll get him donations. He uses the term "do something stupid" cause he's learned saying "kill myself" gets him banned. No genuinely self-harming person would care if their stream got banned for a week with their use of language.

 

[Justtocheck]

You forgot Rule 5: English only. If you speak another language in his chat then he'll call it out in a paranoid rage. The reason being you must be talking shit because he can't understand what you said.

Damn, unironically this rule shit reminds me of stories and movies about the mob and how you should act. Like the "you think I'm funny?!" Scene from goodfellas, or the poker sweeping cheese scene of the Sopranos. Never laugh unless the boss wants to explicitly be funny and is sober, always tell the boss he is the best and you support him and when he is doing bad don't say anything and let him beat his frustrations on another lower dude who is not made.

 

[DOORSTUCK]

Rule n+1: You will NOT voice any questions or comments about previous jackpots. The only balance that matters is what is currently in play, and congratulations are only acceptable if bossman himself withdraws. Otherwise you are making fun of him by celebrating a huge heater that immediately went back to the house.

What are you, a pocket-watching rat? Quit being weird dude, it's his money, why are you so concerned? Go make him his big buford at your honest job since you're just jealous of his money.

 

[Ogre Magi]

Rule: Do not ask for people to juice if you're unwilling to juice yourself, you stupid fucking rat!

It's especially funny seeing him go off on anyone unsubbed asking for people to juice.

 

[gaystoner]

Given this is his go to response to people, I wonder how he would handle someone actively antagonising him that he can't immediately janny. I'd guess it'd be a nuclear level chimp out.

He doesn't leave his room or have any real life interactions for this reason.

random note: does anyone else think his dad sounds like John Goodman?

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Don't forget, if you are in bossman's chat there are a few rules.

Don't forget about emotes. Your emotes must be appropriate to the level of sadness Bossman is experiencing at the moment he sees them. It does not matter if your stream was 30 seconds delayed, or you clicked the wrong button, or he misinterpreted the emote.

Clown emote is an instant perma ban unless you carefully craft it so he thinks you're clowning on a rat.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Just a reminder to everyone here, new and old, that BMJ isn't a typical gambling degen.

His lifestyle is COMPLETELY FREE, he rarely if ever gambles with his own money (not for lack of trying, he just doesn't do anything to make money aside from gambling), it's always donations or sponsors. There is no amount of money that he could ever lose that could inconvenience him more than having to wait a day to buy crack.

His behavior of suicide baiting and begging for pity is learned cause he knows it'll get him donations. He uses the term "do something stupid" cause he's learned saying "kill myself" gets him banned. No genuinely self-harming person would care if their stream got banned for a week with their use of language.

The thing is if he took that same energy he has for gambling and suicide bait, and say, used it to game, he'd have his own house and as much Columbian snow dust as he wanted.

He's got the computer. Not great, but it'll play most things. It can also be upgraded. More Important, he has the audience. He tried GTA once with great failure ( because he didn't even have speakers). People would pay good money to see him stumble his way through that and rage 24/7.

But Austin won't. He is incredibly comfortable with his lifestyle, so unless something drastic happens to change it, he will never shape up, get the Honda, and truly win.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

I've noted that you always want to be a part of the ratquisition. Dogpiling on a rat is sure to engender good will with BMJ so long as he's not down bad. If BMJ is down bad, do not squeak and let another rat get the hammer.

Yes and no. The only time it's a good idea to call out a rat is after bossman has banned them for being a rat. You don't want to pre-emptively call a potential juicer a rat because bossman may take that as scaring the juice off and now you're timed out at the least.

Never laugh unless the boss wants to explicitly be funny and is sober

Just never laugh. Bossman has explicitly said "you're laughing? We don't do that here." Take him at his word on this one and never laugh. Being laughed at seems to be the #1 way to get under his skin.

Don't forget about emotes.

Oh god. Yes, he definitely hates the emotes. Best to stay away from them unless you posting the DTPN emote and only when he's up.

 

[ScurvyRat]

The thing is if he took that same energy he has for gambling and suicide bait, and say, used it to game, he'd have his own house and as much Columbian snow dust as he wanted.

He's got the computer. Not great, but it'll play most things. It can also be upgraded. More Important, he has the audience. He tried GTA once with great failure ( because he didn't even have speakers). People would pay good money to see him stumble his way through that and rage 24/7.

But Austin won't. He is incredibly comfortable with his lifestyle, so unless something drastic happens to change it, he will never shape up, get the Honda, and truly win.

I really want to see him play tarkov.
The game described as "getting punched in the dick"
He'd last about as long as it takes to empty his inventory then never go back.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I really want to see him play tarkov.
The game described as "getting punched in the dick"
He'd last about as long as it takes to empty his inventory then never go back.

That would be hilarious. Personally I'm going for Mass Effect. He'd be shouting DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE and go for all the times you can do drugs. Absolute hood rat run

 

[Collections Agent]

I really want to see him play tarkov.
The game described as "getting punched in the dick"
He'd last about as long as it takes to empty his inventory then never go back.

He sold a lot of his gaming computer parts for crack and gamba so his computer might not be able to run it.

He can barely run counterstrike 2

Edit: also iirc it literally WILL NOT let him even start Baldurs Gate 3. Like not even performance issues, it just won't start.

 

[ScurvyRat]

He sold a lot of his gaming computer parts for crack and gamba so his computer might not be able to run it.

He can barely run counterstrike 2

That makes it even better. The rage and frustration from barely being able to push 15 fps

 

[WelperHelper99]

He sold a lot of his gaming computer parts for crack and gamba so his computer might not be able to run it.

He can barely run counterstrike 2

But think of the clips, the memes. His computer crashing and dying playing Tarkov would be absolute S tier

 

[Cadoster]

His behavior of suicide baiting and begging for pity is learned cause he knows it'll get him donations. He uses the term "do something stupid" cause he's learned saying "kill myself" gets him banned. No genuinely self-harming person would care if their stream got banned for a week with their use of language.

Speaking of suicide, I saw this gay shit in his discord.

 

[TTD = Total Tarkov Death]

I've noted that you always want to be a part of the ratquisition. Dogpiling on a rat is sure to engender good will with BMJ so long as he's not down bad. If BMJ is down bad, do not squeak and let another rat get the hammer.

I’ve seen that backfire when the boss is in the wrong kind of mood. He may be retarded, but he’s surprisingly sharp at times. He called out a dude for dogpiling a rat and said ‘and when have YOU juiced?’

It’s safest to just say absolutely nothing in his chat unless you’re ready to waste some money.

 

[Ogre Magi]

But think of the clips, the memes. His computer crashing and dying playing Tarkov would be absolute S tier

I've been wanting him to play CS and Tarkov since the start. CS2 has not disappointed: terrible gameplay, mic almost always on harrassing teammates, and AWP crutching every round he can. As much as I want him to Tarkov now, I feel like the stars would have to allign with his computer being able to run the damn game, and even then I don't think he'd play it more than one raid before getting bored.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I've been wanting him to play CS and Tarkov since the start. CS2 has not disappointed: terrible gameplay, mic almost always on harrassing teammates, and AWP crutching every round he can. As much as I want him to Tarkov now, I feel like the stars would have to allign with his computer being able to run the damn game, and even then I don't think he'd play it more than one raid before getting bored.

For that he'd actually have to budget and cut the unexpected costs like total headphone death to make his computer better

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

Speaking of suicide, I saw this gay shit in his discord.


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This is like the 3rd time he has said that and will probebly not be the last.