Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Piggle Rick]

This is Pat. He views his own suspension from twitter to being more devastating to him than the state stripping him of his parental rights.

Imagine if he still had parental rights. He’d have poonered her out by now for those sweet Marxist “I believe in the current thing” points.

 

[Judge Holden]

Imagine if he still had parental rights. He’d have poonered her out by now for those sweet Marxist “I believe in the current thing” points.

No child, you are not a girl. This is simply not true. Everything you have ever believed about yourself has been a delusion child. Enjoy the mastectomy stalker,

 

[grey area]

A child being around Pat would suffer vicariously even if he paid them no mind. Imagine the bullshit this fat fuck would imprint on a kid. I couldn't even imagine Pat interacting with a kid; he has no capacity for warmth or love. You know the things requisite for raising a well-adjusted child.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

A child being around Pat would suffer vicariously even if he paid them no mind. Imagine the bullshit this fat fuck would imprint on a kid. I couldn't even imagine Pat interacting with a kid; he has no capacity for warmth or love. You know the things requisite for raising a well-adjusted child.

Not to mention that he has at least a half dozen “friends” who are out and proud pedophiles. The man who refuses to unfriend convicted child rapist Dominic Franchetti on FB tweeted this:

 

[Something Awful]

I am consuming product and they're giving me links to buy more product?! Extraordinary! Revolutionary! This must be what pigman paradise feels like...



Wow, inspiring. Hope some day they come up with a system whereby you can get coffee made for you at a coffee shop, instead of having to hope that some strange man shows up and offers to hold your baby while you do it.

 

[Maude Snew]

Wow, inspiring. Hope some day they come up with a system whereby you can get coffee made for you at a coffee shop, instead of having to hope that some strange man shows up and offers to hold your baby while you do it.

And everybody in the entire Gamestop coffee shop clapped and he didn't even sniff the baby a little.

 

[grapeshark77]

Amazon's been doing that for years! They even put the Amazon Prime logo on the Wheel of Time covers. Speaking of behind the times, here's a BlueSky exclusive:



Both old and incoherent. Also on BlueSky, the sequel book is still "half finished".



Pat hasn't touched it in over two years. Why would Tor be interested in a book that he can't even be bothered to finish in that amount of time?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

That's not the argument at all, Trump's arguing that he personally can't be prosecuted for actions as President which may be stupid but is well established in the law.

His argument is that a president can’t be indicted or charged with a crime if he was not convicted in the Senate, and that example, was raised by a Judge to which the Trump team objected to (as they were not allowed to explain the nuance), but ultimately concluded that, yes, if a President ordered his rival to be executed and was not convicted by the Senate, there would be no criminal liability. Notably, this sort of logic has never applied to lower agents like Judges, but notably also, the highest criminal proceeding constitutionally validly inflicted on a president was a subpoena (United States v. Nixon, 418 U.S. 683 (1974), Trump v. Vance, 140 S. Ct. 2412, 207 L. Ed. 2d 907 (2020))

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Amazon's been doing that for years! They even put the Amazon Prime logo on the Wheel of Time covers. Speaking of behind the times, here's a BlueSky exclusive:

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Both old and incoherent. Also on BlueSky, the sequel book is still "half finished".

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Pat hasn't touched it in over two years. Why would Tor be interested in a book that he can't even be bothered to finish in that amount of time?


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Either that is a subtle hint at his current bank balance, his typical bad naming of things, or both.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pat hasn't touched it in over two years. Why would Tor be interested in a book that he can't even be bothered to finish in that amount of time?

Can one of our local historians lay out a timeline of Pat’s publishing career? I’m not clear on the exact sequence and details of his humiliation. For example, when did his publisher tell him they refused to publish the third book in his intended trilogy after nobody bought the first two? Did he just get one deal for three books and then go to writing on spec ever since? Did he publish anything before that three-book deal or were they really retarded enough to give him that based on a moderately viral tweet about something completely unrelated to sci-fi?

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Book titled "In the Black". He wishes, not a single thing he's written has had sales in the black yet.

 

[East_Clintwood]

I am consuming product and they're giving me links to buy more product?! Extraordinary! Revolutionary! This must be what pigman paradise feels like...

Leaving aside Patrick being a retarded consoomer as per, I'm mostly shocked that he likes Reacher of all things. A show unapologetically faithful to it's source material, with no shitty enforced DEI quotas and starred in by an out and proud Christian doesn't seem like it'd be in his usual wheelhouse given his love of nu Star Wars style shite.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Can one of our local historians lay out a timeline of Pat’s publishing career? I’m not clear on the exact sequence and details of his humiliation. For example, when did his publisher tell him they refused to publish the third book in his intended trilogy after nobody bought the first two? Did he just get one deal for three books and then go to writing on spec ever since? Did he publish anything before that three-book deal or were they really retarded enough to give him that based on a moderately viral tweet about something completely unrelated to sci-fi?

I don't have exact dates, but in 2011, he got his first publishing deal with Angry Robot (just before the Ade divorce). This was a 3 book deal. For some reason (maybe someone can explain this or I'm getting some details wrong), his first book (The Ark) was released in 2015, doing pretty good for a first-timer, and remains his most successful release. His 2nd book (Trident's Forge) sold half of what The Ark sold, and the 3rd book in the series (Children of the Divide) sold half of the 2nd. He was not resigned by Angry Robot. In 2017, just after his plagiarized (https://philpapers.org/rec/DAMSSE) abortion thought experiment and at the height of TDS, he was signed on by Tor Books for another 3 book deal. The person who signed him stated on a podcast that he signed Patrick for his political beliefs. His first book in this deal, Gate Crashers, did about half of what Children of the Divide did. Starship Repo and In the Black were released in 2019 and 2020 respectively, and each sold about 300 copies. He was not resigned by Tor Books. Since then, he wrote a book called "Herd Immunity" which he desperately shopped around at various cons, but could not find a buyer. He recently finished his first draft of his Tiny Tim book, and is probably going to be shopping that around soon as well.

To answer your quuestion about why they "refused to publish the third book in his intended trilogy", Pat's 1.7 GPA tactic to always have publishers resign him (which has never happened), is to end the last book in any publishing deal on a massive cliffhanger, thinking this would cause the audience to demand to get the sequel. The sequel to his most recently published book, In the Black, is titled In the Red, and he occasionally tells his followers to pester Tor Books on Twitter hoping they'll give him another deal after losing easily 6 figures on their last (and only) one.

 

[Piggle Rick]

His argument is that a president can’t be indicted or charged with a crime if he was not convicted in the Senate, and that example, was raised by a Judge to which the Trump team objected to (as they were not allowed to explain the nuance), but ultimately concluded that, yes, if a President ordered his rival to be executed and was not convicted by the Senate, there would be no criminal liability. Notably, this sort of logic has never applied to lower agents like Judges, but notably also, the highest criminal proceeding constitutionally validly inflicted on a president was a subpoena (United States v. Nixon, 418 U.S. 683 (1974), Trump v. Vance, 140 S. Ct. 2412, 207 L. Ed. 2d 907 (2020))

So I’d love to hear your thoughts on his arguments and likelihood of success?

 

[FinnSven]

This is Pat. He views his own suspension from twitter to being more devastating to him than the state stripping him of his parental rights.

Perhaps it was?

Maybe without Twitter to distract him, he kept bothering Niki and guests, so Tyrone and colleagues proceeded to fuck dat fat ass every time he burst in unannounced.

In that way Fatrick thinks that Twitter bans are the same as prison and anyone banned from Twitter is in for a number of bowel straightenings.

 

[The Feline Solution]

She's probably trying to swindle and/or get the names of retards who would hire the actual torswats. It seems so blatant even those morons wouldn't fall for it, but who knows, it's possible there's some swat tard even dumber than Snackie.

(I wrote the lyrics on this thread.)

Those "You. Will. Never. Be a woman" background vocals obliterated my sides. Had to look up Peter Lorre, fucking perfect

Edit: Man, the Kim Carnes version of this is pretty fucking good, too:

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

I'm amazed that hildyeric1 (who Pat calls Robert Prongay Jr) hasn't been suspended yet.

The general theme of today's Patposting seems to be Fatrick's micropenis and his lack of success with women.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Read the Google Books preview for Starship Repo out of morbid curiosity.

Look, I have the attention pan of a rodent but I think it's a fair criticism to call this book "boring." The first two chapters of your sci-fi epic shouldn't be "Hero waits in line at customs" and "Hero waits in line at McDonalds." I get that some stories start with slow burns -- American Psycho starts with a simple dinner scene. But like, that's a genuinely engaging scene because it characterizes everyone so thoroughly and gives us tons of insight into the world of the story, and how all the people in it are shallow scumbags.

There has to be a less boring, more concise way of writing the scene Pat is going for. Like a dozen Futurama episodes start with the premise "We're doing something mundane before the big adventure, but it's crazy because it's in the future, and there's space stuff!" I feel like it didn't have to be so goddamn boring.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

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I am consuming product and they're giving me links to buy more product?! Extraordinary! Revolutionary! This must be what pigman paradise feels like...

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Wow, inspiring. Hope some day they come up with a system whereby you can get coffee made for you at a coffee shop, instead of having to hope that some strange man shows up and offers to hold your baby while you do it.

i didn't know Reacher had a season 2. i fucking loved season 1. i can't believe i'm finding out about this through the patrick s. tomlinson thread on kiwifarms but here we go. now, i could say i can't believe i also have something in common with patrick, but i'd prefer to have similar fictional appreciations to patrick than with someone like Sue Lightning.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Amazon's been doing that for years! They even put the Amazon Prime logo on the Wheel of Time covers. Speaking of behind the times, here's a BlueSky exclusive:

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Both old and incoherent. Also on BlueSky, the sequel book is still "half finished".

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Pat hasn't touched it in over two years. Why would Tor be interested in a book that he can't even be bothered to finish in that amount of time?


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Nev-er gonna get it pu-blished Still got that "Peter Lorre Eyes" stuck in my head, sorry.