DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[LostMy1stAccount]

It'll be precisely 36.5 minutes of Dave getting his ass whooped in Fightcade and QnA the rest of the night.

I disagree.
If the plan is indeed to play Fightcade, it would be 60 minutes of him trying to get it to work, then around 30 minutes of him "exploring" the menus and 20 minutes of him trying and maybe suceeding in starting up Training mode.
If we are lucky, (but highly ) we would get a single match where he will get his ass completely raped (as one tends to say in the FGC) and will never go back to it ever again saying there are only tryhards and cheaters on there.

 

[Jasper2K]

I disagree.
If the plan is indeed to play Fightcade, it would be 60 minutes of him trying to get it to work, then around 30 minutes of him "exploring" the menus and 20 minutes of him trying and maybe suceeding in starting up Training mode.
If we are lucky, (but highly ) we would get a single match where he will get his ass completely raped (as one tends to say in the FGC) and will never go back to it ever again saying there are only tryhards and cheaters on there.

A fightcade exploration stream.

 

[Lord_Point]

We have been talking about how getting fitecade to work will make him look like a fat retard for weeks (hi dave)

This might be one of the few times he does work off stream (IE have a discord dent guide him though it step by step) so he can start the stream with it working and do his whole song and dance of "uhh people said this was hard to set up? duhhuh it was so easy for me im a tech guru i worked at bestbuy for 3 weeks!"

 

[Mature Adult]

I really do hope this dummy soft locked himself in RE0. This whole playthrough is vintage TIHYDP. Wasting ammo, unnecessary damage, saving WAY too often..

RE0 hard mode is legit hard but if you reload a save when things go bad, its easy. DSP couldn't stomach the thought of replaying 5 minutes and now hes gonna spend hours trying to brute force the bat boss, if he doesnt rage quit first.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I disagree.
If the plan is indeed to play Fightcade, it would be 60 minutes of him trying to get it to work, then around 30 minutes of him "exploring" the menus and 20 minutes of him trying and maybe suceeding in starting up Training mode.
If we are lucky, (but highly ) we would get a single match where he will get his ass completely raped (as one tends to say in the FGC) and will never go back to it ever again saying there are only tryhards and cheaters on there.

Maybe he'll have a trusted dent challenge him to act as a puching bag to gas up Phail and so he can prove to himself that he's still got it

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

He really does love that word

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Maybe he'll have a trusted dent challenge him to act as a puching bag to gas up Phail and so he can prove to himself that he's still got it

"I decided to bring back your beloved fighting game community nights but this time on fightcade ACK ACK ACK ACK. I bet nobody guessed THAT was the big mystery surprise for today streams.
Of course I can't just invite ANYone into the lobbies because of the dumb, nudnik trollz dude, but you can write me an email at DspgaymingAtHotmail.com to get vetted and receive an invite on fightcade."

Ngl, I can see him doing something retarded like that.
(although I still think it will be just some live react to something stupid)

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He really does love that word

This was atrocious on yesterday's top 10 lists. He described every single game about 15 times as "meaningful".

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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He really does love that word

He's also not a children's entertainer, despite what this clickbait title sounds like.

 

[Lord_Point]

Whatever this mystery stream turns out to be, it will be even more boring than your most banal imagination. Never underestimate DSPs ability to over hype his boring life.

 

[mush mouth bong bitch]

Whatever this mystery stream turns out to be, it will be even more boring than your most banal imagination. Never underestimate DSPs ability to over hype his boring life.

Plastic bags stolen was a great travesty. As much as Ide love for it to be a pregnant kat it's likely going to be some dumb shit like fightcade or possibly a live react to some old playthrough on DSP throwback since it might be monetized now or something. (He just mentioned good news this morning lvl 1)

 

[Wasabi Panda]

It's going to be a nothing burger as usual, he does these things to get people to speculate and talk about him thanks to people like DoodieSydePhil who take every little thing he said, ignores Phil is an unhinged delusional narcissistic bi-polar pathological liar and runs with it with shit like "Phil is doing the usual "I can't talk about this thing I'm going to constantly talk about" bait MUST BE ThE DiVoRcE SaGa"

The documentary created an attention seeking monster, complete with those little parasites that fell off the Cloverfield Monster, the RTU Bugs who also want run off attention.

EDIT - I rarely used figthcade but if it's that, is there a way to do matches without at least being in and seeing chat or a way to stop people from trying to match with you or following you from room to room cause, this might break him...more so.

 

[Lean In Ban]

Can that piece of shit setup even run fightcade? Even if it could, everyone knows this faggot will drop it faster than Khet can devour $300 worth of DoorDash.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It's going to be a nothing burger as usual, he does these things to get people to speculate and talk about him thanks to people like DoodieSydePhil who take every little thing he said, ignores Phil is an unhinged delusional narcissistic bi-polar pathological liar and runs with it with shit like "Phil is doing the usual "I can't talk about this thing I'm going to constantly talk about" bait MUST BE ThE DiVoRcE SaGa"

Doody isn't hyping it up in his 5 daily spam videos. Even he's learned he can't milk Phil's unbelievably stupid hype deliveries.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

The most I can really imagine it being is Mike Clum chatting with DSP on stream if it's not Fightcade, but he's been constantly complaining that there's not enough time to do FC before Tekken 8 so I feel like FC is unlikely. If it's not a guest appearance by Might Cum it's gonna be something even more mundane.

 

[Lord_Point]

This fat retard just brought up sales number for hogwarts legacy as proof that gaming media is corrupt. Like he just didn't call it one of the most disappointing games of the year 2 days ago. Never change phil.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Whatever this mystery stream turns out to be, it will be even more boring than your most banal imagination. Never underestimate DSPs ability to over hype his boring life.

Spoiler:

Gee, what a surprise.

Also, PoP made it better:

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Has he said what the mystery stream is yet?

 

[Agent Proper]

Has he said what the mystery stream is yet?

No but I'll restream that dumpster fire. Maybe it is going to be a thumbnail picking stream.

 

[Dragoonism]

I just can't stop being amazed with how hard he tries to be a founding father of the entire Let's Play scene, if it wasn't for Phil X wouldn't exist...

Atleast he didn't claim he invented the word this time!

But how easy isn't it to claim that someone else inspired him first? Specially since the word was already frequently used on Youtube before he started!


Edit:
So on 1st january Phil claimed he probably wouldn't want people to sub to his "new" throwback channel.

On 10 january!

 

[Corpun]

The dumbest thing about the throwback shit is that I just now realize he could have done it better by making it about retro gaming, shit he played as a kid. Shouldn't be an issue with all the digital copies of old 90s games that exist. Just LARP like those games were your childhood Dave and play them as a stream once every week or other week. Could even call the channel DSP Retro.

It wouldn't make him any money, would detract from his oh so important time, and overall be a failed venture, but it is a lot less gay and retarded than what DSP Throwback is, and might have some appeal with dents.

the RE:0 TIHYDP is gonna be great to watch though. Phil's been playing these games forever and he still doesn't understand the concept of conserving ammo and resources in these games. It's his bane every time because he just thinks about facetanking everything and only the present situation.

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He really does love that word

Maybe we can bully him to stop using it like we did with thus.