Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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His gums have gingival hyperplasia and probably have a high level of disease throughout them. It would take in my opinion, easily a year of proper treatment to have them fit for dentures. Problem is, you have to remove the teeth first, and since his teeth are pretty much crumbling away it won't be as simple as having a specialist pull them. He will need full on surgery to have them removed. So between surgery, treatment, and healing, I would say 18+ months before his mouth is denture ready.
This 100%

I wouldnt be suprised if he also has massive bone loss from the gingivitis. After the extractions, antibiotics, and surgical tooth extration, he will need to heal from that, then possibly need aditional surgery for bone grafts, let that heal, and THEN may be considered for dentures.
 
People have found nakedandlaughing's old cam whore accounts. She also has videos with men who are paying for the service. So at one point she was a prostitute. I can only imagine Cobra's phone is being hammered with links to from redditors to her videos with other men. Will this be the end? God, i hope so. She is insufferable and she's getting way too much attention.
 
People have found nakedandlaughing's old cam whore accounts. She also has videos with men who are paying for the service. So at one point she was a prostitute. I can only imagine Cobra's phone is being hammered with links to from redditors to her videos with other men. Will this be the end? God, i hope so. She is insufferable and she's getting way too much attention.
I’d be very surprised if he gives a shit he jerks it to camwhores on the daily. He also seems really aloof about her he doesn’t really seem all that interested. He doesn’t refer to her as his gf or anything and just claims they need to get to know one another more before he thinks about it. She’s just a way for him to own the trolls by showing them women like him, I don’t think he has any real interest so it doesn’t matter if she’s an old cheap whore she’s just a prop
 
Will this be the end? God, i hope so. She is insufferable and she's getting way too much attention.
Cobra is a true and honest woman respecter and is desperate for pussy. I don't think this is over by a long shot. I can see a future where she crashes at his place Couch Chris style and it gets to the point where despite getting laid he has to kick her out. That's old-school Cobra content right there.
 
I get the feeling that we won't be able to enjoy Josh for that much longer, which makes me pretty sad. He really grew on me the last two or so years. Although he started spiraling earlier, it has been picking up the last couple of months. Especially the duster huffing.
I feel like the reddit people have contributed a lot to that. I laughed pretty hard at the cat food sandwich and the sauce sub but it fucks with his mental state and well being to the point where I'm not sure that it's worth it. On the other hand, what else do we get from Cobes these days? Same rants and shitty singing with cooking videos which are almost unwatchable due to him being so drunk he's not able to film correctly.

I laugh when he drunkenly headbuts the camera or screams at his broken cigarette but he really is a shell of himself, which is pretty fucking sad. I want the old Cobes back :(
 
I’d be very surprised if he gives a shit he jerks it to camwhores on the daily. He also seems really aloof about her he doesn’t really seem all that interested. He doesn’t refer to her as his gf or anything and just claims they need to get to know one another more before he thinks about it. She’s just a way for him to own the trolls by showing them women like him, I don’t think he has any real interest so it doesn’t matter if she’s an old cheap whore she’s just a prop
With the amount of alcohol he consumes I doubt he even has a sex drive anymore
 
I get the feeling that we won't be able to enjoy Josh for that much longer, which makes me pretty sad. He really grew on me the last two or so years. Although he started spiraling earlier, it has been picking up the last couple of months. Especially the duster huffing.
I feel like the reddit people have contributed a lot to that. I laughed pretty hard at the cat food sandwich and the sauce sub but it fucks with his mental state and well being to the point where I'm not sure that it's worth it. On the other hand, what else do we get from Cobes these days? Same rants and shitty singing with cooking videos which are almost unwatchable due to him being so drunk he's not able to film correctly.

I laugh when he drunkenly headbuts the camera or screams at his broken cigarette but he really is a shell of himself, which is pretty fucking sad. I want the old Cobes back :(
Old Josh is never coming back because he died awhile ago. The drinking and spray paint absolutely cooked his brain, the duster is finishing what brain cells he had left.
Jord is one of the rare cases where he really could have benefited from people gate keeping him from outsiders. Some of the glass tapping can be funny at times but only the harmless stuff like the funny fan packages. The Door Dash orders and SWATing was never funny. A lot of these people watching Cobra now don't get what the appeal of Josh was/is. It's funny because in a way Josh is right, he really does live rent free in a lot of these zoomer's heads and they really do bully the fuck out of him. The appeal of Jord was never fucking with him for a reaction, it was getting his uniquely retarded outlook on life and how he reacted to situations that he would naturally find himself in.
 
Old Josh is never coming back because he died awhile ago. The drinking and spray paint absolutely cooked his brain, the duster is finishing what brain cells he had left.
Jord is one of the rare cases where he really could have benefited from people gate keeping him from outsiders. Some of the glass tapping can be funny at times but only the harmless stuff like the funny fan packages. The Door Dash orders and SWATing was never funny. A lot of these people watching Cobra now don't get what the appeal of Josh was/is. It's funny because in a way Josh is right, he really does live rent free in a lot of these zoomer's heads and they really do bully the fuck out of him. The appeal of Jord was never fucking with him for a reaction, it was getting his uniquely retarded outlook on life and how he reacted to situations that he would naturally find himself in.
Josh had Courtney as a gatekeeper. I don't hear about her in relation to Josh much anymore. That said, you can't truly wrangle an adult, especially an autistic retard like Josh. He will freely give out his info and will forever allow trolls to get the better of him.

It's the meta debate that surrounds around all lolcows as they get bigger. A little glass tapping is fine because it gives you some interesting content - the green underwear, Warlord dick on a shirt, etc. Hell, even a doordash order can be funny in the right context. The problem is that as Josh got bigger it's never one doordash order but 20 or 30. So the glasstapping just becomes thousands of trolls banging on the glass.
 
the duster is finishing what brain cells he had left.
He probably wouldn't be huffing duster if he could still buy that gas station spice, he gets high on what is easily and readily available to him. Luckily nobody has told him about morning glory seeds (LSA/0.25USD from walmart) as he probably would have actually died by now since they purposely treat them to prevent morons like Josh from getting high off them and he's definitely too stupid to clean them properly.

I do however miss the spice speech. Devillssss Luuuuuu-ockkk
 
Josh had Courtney as a gatekeeper. I don't hear about her in relation to Josh much anymore. That said, you can't truly wrangle an adult, especially an autistic retard like Josh. He will freely give out his info and will forever allow trolls to get the better of him.

It's the meta debate that surrounds around all lolcows as they get bigger. A little glass tapping is fine because it gives you some interesting content - the green underwear, Warlord dick on a shirt, etc. Hell, even a doordash order can be funny in the right context. The problem is that as Josh got bigger it's never one doordash order but 20 or 30. So the glasstapping just becomes thousands of trolls banging on the glass.
Yeah there’s a certain amount that’s meant to be a nudge to get more content. When it goes too far it actively discourages content. People don’t get it anymore they think the point is to fuck with him or ruin his life. I enjoyed just listening to Josh’s weird antics when left to his own devices.

- he doesn’t overshare about his personal shit anymore because he finally caught in everything is clipped, memed and saved on 50+ YouTube clip shows and people text him giving him shit about it immediately day in and day out
- he doesn’t go places and steam because people call the place and harass the people working there in the hopes it gets to him
- he (tries) not to overdo it with the drinking on camera and for the most part aside from two notable incidents he logs off before he gets hammered and silly because, again, see the first point in the list
- he avoids going live because any time he does people immediately begin sending stupid DoorDash to his door at best or at worst literally try to swat him
- if he does go live he just sits there and mindlessly reads donos because he doesn’t need to do anything and people donate. So you have a retard war between people donating to hear him say their name and people seething that he’s getting paid to do literally nothing and they have to work a shitty job so they try to shut it down
- he makes funny shirts but people try to get it shut down. Thankfully customize girl is a shady fucking company that clearly doesn’t care but they successfully banned his teespring
- he makes silly food combos but now people are trying to discourage that because it’s fraud? I guess? They’re mad that he gets government gibs and uses it on food hacks I think?
- he makes mead and again they want it shut down because they think he’s scamming food stamps
- then after all of that they try to get his channel banned because “his content sucks now anyways”

There’s no content now cause it’s been ruined by weirdo sadists getting their rocks off treating him like an ant under a magnifying glass.

The ones who cry about people gatekeeping also don’t get it. This is a lolcow this isn’t like a video game community or a movie fan base. This is a niche weird interest, it’s not meant to be mainstream or appeal to a wider audience gatekeeping doesn’t apply here like it does in those instances. Notably a lot of people who love bringing in new people and increasing the audience cobra attracts while bitching about gatekeeping all have skin in the game whether they’re clip channels or podcasters. They have something to gain from there being more and more people into cobra because that’s more potential people for their own audience
 
Jorsh still pushing the GoFundMe. Also unintentional comedy when he misreads a comment.
 

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