Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chibitzen]

Is Nick's new tattoo a reference to Soviet union propaganda posters against alcoholism?

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That would explain the oddly shaped and undersized snake head. This image definitely embodies that.

It's also possible this artist used AI prompts as a guideline for the drawing. Snakes don't have fingers, so nothing to miscount, so maybe he thought it was probably OK. Or God forbid Nick brought him the image. "I want you to make this, but in my likeness!"

 

[Father Balldo]

 

[East_Clintwood]

Rumble only takes 20% cut, right? So they got a whopping $41.60 from that stream. Money is money, but even if he had slightly over double that amount at $100 for Rumble, it would only bring in $26.1k, assuming Nick streams 5 days a week for every week of the year, which he doesn't and won't. Hardly worth paying someone 7-figures for and I doubt donations and subscriptions to Locals are bridging that gap.

$3,227.20 in 2023. Surely, they must be clamoring to get him in-person for negotiations and back on a new deal before a competitor swoops Rekieta up first. Here's a graph!

While I agree Nick's superchat/rumbles totals are pathetic, especially compared to what they once were, looking at them alone isn't a fair assessment of his potential value (if any) to Rumble.

As I mentioned in a previous post, Rumble is following the standard tech/venture capital playbook of being willing to lose massive amounts of money now in the name of growth, with the hope of turning that increased market share into profit at a later time. Probably one of the most famous examples of that would be Uber, which lost something like $30billion over 10 years, subsidizing rides and shit to encourage more drivers and passengers into the ecosystem, which eventually led to their first ever operating profit last year.

Rumble, even more than most businesses kinda has to follow this method. The problem with starting a video sharing platform is you're immediately in a catch-22. You don't have any viewers because you don't have any creators, and you aren't going to get many creators, because there's no viewers. That's why Rumble and the like are willing to pay creators to post on the platform in the hopes they'll bring some of their existing audience, and the hopes that at least some of that audience will stick around and grow the viewer base, which then incentivizes more creators, repeat ad infinitum.

Of course that's where the trouble starts for Nick imo. Regardless of what jewish accounting tricks Rumble might use internally to inflate their viewing figures, Nick's still haven't been great. Combine that with his retarded insistence on wanting to get rid of the YT pre-stream requirement, and I'm not sure what exactly he's bringing to the table that's worth Rumble paying big bucks for. That's not to say they won't give him a contract at all, but I'd be massively surprised (and if I was an investor massively worried), if it was anywhere near his last one.

 

[Harm]

While I agree Nick's superchat/rumbles totals are pathetic, especially compared to what they once were, looking at them alone isn't a fair assessment of his potential value (if any) to Rumble.

Of course. The people at Rumble anticipate that the viewers he brings in are going to benefit them with increased ad revenue, by donating to other Rumble channels, and otherwise becoming used to interacting with the Rumble platform. Lose money now to earn more later from these new customers.

Still, you'd expect far more from one of the greatest superchat generators of all-time.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Another NIGGER about to own Nick again this year.

Nate's social blade stats is so active it couldn't be capped in one page so i just took the bottom half. Left is Nick's while right is Nate's. I could have sworn Nate was at 200k after depp and I was right. He grew hard. Nick was at least 470k+ and has lost at least 11k subscribers on youtube down to 459k (but has the live viewer of a 100k sub and below channel).

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

I think I've cracked the code, I know why Nick is so insistent on meeting with people at Rumble in person. You're right, Nick's channel is adding nothing of value to Rumble, but he knows that. He wants to meet the Rumble higher-ups in person to offer them our wife. Think of it, Nick is a cuck, and with just a little brown face paint and his lifetime supply of Balldos, he can turn the entirety of the Rumble boardroom into his beloved Energii-King and Romaine. When those incel prudes running the site wear the Balldo and recreate Hedonism II, they'll understand how his streams are what the site needs. They'll straight out give him a million dollars in his contract.

The really smooth move is to bring Drex and have him pitch his Hedonism-style resort, Rumble In Da Jungle. While Drex is bringing in ratchet whores he hired off Telegram to twerk in the faces of Rumble execs, Nick can tickle their funny bone with some of his hilarious standup. Then, when they say no, they're not going to renew the contract, and start to call security, Nick can plead, grovel and beg as he slowly passes out. From his narcolepsy, of course.

Or Nick could show them this promo vid if Drex can't make it.

Took a break from generating my normal AI art stuff to do some odes to Rackets.

Spoiler: AI Images

My name is Rick Nekieta and I'm here to balldosplaine the mandywebs.

*PlaygroundAI isn't as good as DALL-E, but it is free and the images are your own and can be used commercially.

He sucks ass, yeah. Though as far as conservative leaning kahn-tent "creators" who ended up on rumble go, I find Salty Cracker to be really annoying and gay too despite ostensibly agreeing with his politics and him apparently being popular for some bizarre reason. Crowder too, fuck that fag. These types of guys eke out an existence of some sort as lowest common denominator bait and Mersh just happens to be at the absolute bottom of the totem pole, maybe even buried 20 feet under that totem pole.

The fag has cozy mods on Odysee. I got blocked from them for saying "niggers" in a comment during a live stream. He also blocks nigger(s) and faggot(s) from being commented on his videos. I don't know why, because Odysee doesn't care or moderate that.

Spoiler: proof

Of course that's where the trouble starts for Nick imo. Regardless of what jewish accounting tricks Rumble might use internally to inflate their viewing figures, Nick's still haven't been great.

That's it. He doesn't bring in shit for Rants money. His Locals has dwindled. His viewer count has dwindled. He's been noncompliant with his contractual obligations. Why in the fuck would you want to sign up this withering vine when you can go after more stable and upcoming talent?

 

[Pomniman]

The fag has cozy mods on Odysee. I got blocked from them for saying "niggers" in a comment during a live stream. He also blocks nigger(s) and faggot(s) from being commented on his videos. I don't know why, because Odysee doesn't care or moderate that.

Spoiler: proof

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Somehow I'm not surprised he'd do that kind of bullshit. He seems like exactly the type.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Same. Around early 2018. I recall the Kumite was still good.

I thought he was fag then too.

That's why I was shocked Rumble signed him. Rekieta... based on the data they had at the time... I get. Not Mersh though. That's barrel scraping.

Not everybody that pisses off Youtube is a national treasure.


TBF, there are quite a few female Dallas Cowboy fans. The ChatGPT might have been confused and thought she was talking about a ranch hand. I notice it didn't capitalize Cowboys.

My favorite joke about female Cowboys fans is they never expect a ring.

(Sorry to channel MAN-D there for a moment).


@Null said on MATI yesterday that he gets 100%.

I dunno if that applies to everybody though. He might elect to chime in here.

Rumble did not take a cut of rants until this year. As of January 1st, they should be taking 20%.

Combine that with his retarded insistence on wanting to get rid of the YT pre-stream requirement, and I'm not sure what exactly he's bringing to the table that's worth Rumble paying big bucks for. That's not to say they won't give him a contract at all, but I'd be massively surprised (and if I was an investor massively worried), if it was anywhere near his last one.

And Nick does not even post show links on Twitter, as far as I can tell. If he is, he started again in the last month or so. He went most of last year not bothering.

how does he plan to bring people to Rumble? It has to be his massive social media experience he is peddling, counting on the gullibility of Rumble, their desperation to grow, amd thr investors cash from the IPO.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

This triggered my autism, so I went back to every @Potatoherder post in 2023 that has a total Rumble Rants listed and added them up, then figured what cut Rumble was getting. This is going to be incomplete of course, but it'll give us a ballpark:

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$3,227.20 in 2023. Surely, they must be clamoring to get him in-person for negotiations and back on a new deal before a competitor swoops Rekieta up first. Here's a graph!

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I used the date that the Kiwi Farms post had listed, so they may be a day off from the relevant stream.

The way I see it Rumble is pulling an Epic Game Store with their 500 Million venture capital.
Just paying for perceived popular creators to get people to use Rumble as a primary site.

Was always curious why they signed RiceGum. Thought he blew up his career years ago. Turns out all part of the plan to acquire Zoomers.
Finally starting to see profitable years, those contracts are paying off long term.

Found a site limited to YouTube stat history. Hard to say the accuracy, but it looks promising for those wanting to keep tabs. https://playboard.co/en/channel/UCbkjX3E0IhuUfPzL0FjSPaw

Curious as to which point Rumble stops signing anyone for reach. I find it most amusing Nick became a law channel over night on New Years as the contract supposedly expires.
On some level, he is aware that the gravy train is not a guarantee. Now he is doing his 5,000 page research paper on the bus on the day due.
Considering Rumble is still in "throw money at it" stage I don't think he has too much to worry about. His jacking around with the renewal does have the potential to end in a hilarious disaster.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Null wasn't even being a jerk to Nick; AI's gonna AI. As a result, I think - I THINK - Nick might genuinely be laughing a little bit here. He's still coping, but come on, the clown nose is just the cherry on top, and maybe he might realize it.

No he isn't. It's pure cope.

You might notice that Nick never mentioned the name of the stream or the name of the streamer.

You might also notice that Nick put on stream a cropped version of the AI pictures, probably because if he didn't crop it and just displayed a screengrab, it would say "Mad at the Internet" on it and people could look up the stream.

You might also notice that Nick did this segment within hours of the actual MATI segment, before it was clipped and placed on @elb's channel. Interesting piece of evidence for anyone who still believes Nick doesn't watch MATI to cope and seethe at what is said about him live.

This triggered my autism, so I went back to every @Potatoherder post in 2023 that has a total Rumble Rants listed and added them up, then figured what cut Rumble was getting. This is going to be incomplete of course, but it'll give us a ballpark:



$3,227.20 in 2023. Surely, they must be clamoring to get him in-person for negotiations and back on a new deal before a competitor swoops Rekieta up first. Here's a graph!

Do you mind going to the spreadsheet and telling how many posts there were?

That would help in getting a rough estimate of his Rumble rants total for the year.

 

[Maude Snew]

Y'all are right, none of Nick's remaining fans are playing with a full card of decks.

There's only one queen of spades in a deck and Nick already put a ring on her.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

You might also notice that Nick did this segment within hours of the actual MATI segment, before it was clipped and placed on @elb's channel. Interesting piece of evidence for anyone who still believes Nick doesn't watch MATI to cope and seethe at what is said about him live.

Did you forget about "played squad with sean once" spectre?

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

There's only one queen of spades in a deck and Nick already put a ring on her.

You passed up the perfect Juice Newton reference and didn't take it!?

 

[Maude Snew]

You passed up the perfect Juice Newton reference and didn't take it!?

 

[Chibitzen]

No he isn't. It's pure cope.

You might notice that Nick never mentioned the name of the stream or the name of the streamer.

You might also notice that Nick put on stream a cropped version of the AI pictures, probably because if he didn't crop it and just displayed a screengrab, it would say "Mad at the Internet" on it and people could look up the stream.

You might also notice that Nick did this segment within hours of the actual MATI segment, before it was clipped and placed on @elb's channel. Interesting piece of evidence for anyone who still believes Nick doesn't watch MATI to cope and seethe at what is said about him live.

The other tell is he didn't bring up the MATI video going over MANdy. AI clown noses are more funny than being catfished by one of your favorite fans? Please.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

My guess is that Nick has institutional problems with the church

Ya know........simple stuff.....like:
-Questioning the divinity of Christ
-Propositioning other couples to swing
-Reeking of alcohol during services
-Sharing degeneracy during Sunday School
-Having "Mr. Drex" as an assistant co-op teacher

 

[Billie's Blues]

I hope I didn't miss Nick's acceptance speech for the LOLCOW award! He will be making one, right? He wouldn't be such a total pussy as to pretend it never happened, WOULD HE?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's pure cope

Nick is worse at acting than he is at being sober.

 

[Harm]

Do you mind going to the spreadsheet and telling how many posts there were?

93 data points (or posts), the earliest being February 8th.

 

[Averagest Redditor]

I hope I didn't miss Nick's acceptance speech for the LOLCOW award! He will be making one, right? He wouldn't be such a total pussy as to pretend it never happened, WOULD HE?

It was, as the rest of his "content", underwhelming.