Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[architects]

I usually just focus on DSP…but Jesus Kat….Phil turned you into an emo gremlin

 

[San Dimas High School]

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You know what's funny, someone posted on here a story from X or reddit where someone said they met Phil in a grocery store and he was there with some big old middle eastern lady and he didn't know who it was but it wasn't Kat and she was nice to him. I dont think any/many believed him, but they weren't lying after all.

 

[unapologetic weeaboo]

Kat has some fucking balls to do this, I can respect that sort of. “She” will roasted and toasted for years to come now.

 

[It Goofy]

DSP really is a piece of shit. He literally fed Khet to the wolves with this one. This lady is literally fielding questions about what kind of ice cream she likes to eat, lmao.

 

[A Witty Name]

I really was not expecting the start of 2024 to be the reveal of Phil turning Kat into Chantal.

 

[BlastMonk]

'Get rid of the total since we don't reall have goals'
This fucking pigroach, he's making bank and wants to hide it so he can beg next week after his day off.

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

He went from this....

 

[Corpun]

Who would of thought another event topping the Sidescrollers so early into 2024? Give Fil enough rope and we all know the rest...

I don't think anyone had Phil having his mom-wife on stream on their 2024 bingo card.

 

[LiquidCancer]

Jenna weighs in

 

[Jasper2K]

Whats going on there! What is going on there!

 

[uncritically]

lmao. someone asked what it was like to be married to ' the almighty phil.' dsp tried to set her up, by saying "aweful...terrible... great?!" and her reply?
"no its just funny the way..."
he interrupts her "yeah i know... the almighty phil!, like im some big deal... who cares? right??"
then goes on to the next question'

she couldnt even lie and say,' its great being married to Phil!'
lmao

 

[Impossible Brutality]

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She refused to eat doordash and play Skyrim 24/7. She had to go!

 

[BlastMonk]

lmao. someone asked what it was like to be married to ' the almighty phil.' dsp tried to set her up, by saying "aweful...terrible... great?!" and her reply?
"no its just funny the way..."
he interrupts her "yeah i know... the almighty phil!, like im some big deal... who cares? right??"
then goes on to the next question'

she couldnt even lie and say,' its great being married to Phil!'
lmao

He so controlling and such a narc he wouldn't tolerate her saying one sentence uninterupted that could damage his ego.

 

[He Hate Me]

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I still can't believe he dated an 18 year old only to never fuck her. Most Phil thing ever

 

[It Goofy]

If this is married, mature life, stay single bros.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Man, Khet is animated tonight.

Her transition from anorexic horse to balding, adolescent fat boy seems to have made her happy. Good for her.

It does confirm in my mind that it was Phil's idea to cut off her social media. She is way too happy to talk and be on camera.

Jenna still best sister.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

They still have the same chemistry as they had years ago, and by chemistry I mean two walls with paint drying.

 

[make_it_so]

Saw the before and after pics in the Community Happenings post, holy shit did this poor gal let herself go.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

He literally fed Khet to the wolves

There isn't a pack of wolves on this planet that could eat that much.
Also I'm pretty sure wolves like meat, not whale blubber.

 

[Perverted Monk]

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Yo, I just realized, it’s fuckin Johnny Sacks wife! DSP turned Kat into his Italian momma!

Funny because today is the 25th anniversary of The Sopranos. What a way to honor the best show ever made, Phil.