Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Lady Adjani]

I won't dogpile on Khet because she doesn't personally offend me the way DSP does, but I really don't understand what was going through either of their heads to have thought this was a good idea. I'd say the people suggesting this is bait for DSP to point at and use as examples of how evil detractors are for making fun of his wife but I don't think he's that smart. It seems cruel of him to parade her out like this knowing he has so many dedicated hate watchers, especially when she apparently got upset because of the chat the last time she was on stream and was a lot smaller.

Probably doesn't give two shits as to how this makes her feel, it gets people talking and brings in the money - all that matters.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

She is plus sized and I don't care. I root for Phil.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Wow dood, he really brought Kat out of moth balls to get ahead of the documentary showing how massively rotund she is.

Clum must be giving him big money to do this.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Now come on we all know who ol' Phil is dreaming of being when he puts that porcine cranium on his crusty hasn't been washed in years pillow:

 

[Freedom Fighter]

"Is there anything particular you want to see or do in Japan?"
"Well obviously the food..."

 

[Hectic Heckler]

"Is there anything particular you want to see or do in Japan?"
"Well obviously the food..."

Careful Kat, whaling is legal there.

 

[smug comporon]

Yeah, lmao. Shes giving her opinion on BG3. Gee I wonder what that opinion is? its overhyped! *shocked pikachu!*

Makes sense, she's mentally not capable of understanding half the systems.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

"Is there anything particular you want to see or do in Japan?"
"Well obviously the food..."

I hear the sumo diet is really something to try out.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Given Kat's responses, I do wonder if Phil coached her on what to say. This whole thing is just so bizarre.

 

[Luciusmaximus]

i think the worst part of this stream is showing how controlling phil is, look at him curate the donation messages and answer questions for her. Like i understand wanting to stand up for ya woman but these are literal comments from ya viewers. Like who are you defending her from? strangers online? people she knows nothing about. Like he thinks that this is some gentlemen act or a manly thing to stand up for his girl but the threat is so minimal that hes just coming off as controlling.

i've watched plenty of other streams bring their partners onto the stream and i have never seen some one prevent their partner from responding to troll comment. Even ltg the abusive piece of shit would let his girl go off on the trolls, fuck even wings does.

This is why this fucking dude is weird.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

i think the worst part of this stream is showing how controlling phil is, look at him curate the donation messages and answer questions for her. Like i understand wanting to stand up for ya woman but these are literal comments from ya viewers. Like who are you defending her from? strangers online? people she knows nothing about. Like he thinks that this is some gentlemen act or a manly thing to stand up for his girl but the threat is so minimal that hes just coming off as controlling.

i've watched plenty of other streams bring their partners onto the stream and i have never seen some one prevent their partner from responding to troll comment. Even ltg the abusive piece of shit would let his girl go off on the trolls, fuck even wings does.

This is why this fucking dude is weird.

That look into the camera when she kissed him was all we needed to know. That, and the fact that he's still using her as a prop for his schemes.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I only think Kat was on the stream cause Mike was talking to him and mentioned "Hey, people think it's weird that your wife is not involved in your streams ever, and people think you're stuck in a loveless marriage that exists out of convience." and this whole stunt is a "I'll show all of you!"

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

i understand wanting to stand up for ya woman

He would have never brought her on camera if he truly wanted to do this. This is 100% using her as a prop for his own personal gain.

Makes sense, she's mentally not capable of understanding half the systems.

She understood the food consumption healing aspects rather well

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

This whole stream is so fucking bizarre. He starts off saying “Kat isn’t pregnant,” and then says “Kat has actually said how much she would like to be part of my content.” Wasn’t she in tears five years ago and cried and said she never wanted to be associated with his content ever again? This dude is so full of shit, you can’t trust a damn thing out of his mouth lmfao. Especially with his recent crying videos over the past few years, now we have these socially awkward and inept boobs who have a bizarre history with their emotions. They’re perfect for each other.

He knows his detractors and haters will run with this, The Lolcow Podcast will talk about it, SideScrollers will talk about it, he knows KiwiFarms will talk about this, he knows this will be one more thing to bully him about—the only conclusion I can come to is DSP wants to draw as much negativity to him as possible. For views? For clicks? For sympathy? I don’t know.

 

[BlastMonk]

DSP and Fat Kat are talking shit about Game of Thrones/ A Song of Ice and Fire, Phil claims to have read the first book, got hooked and read the next 3 or 4 (how would you not know) and then got bored and dropped them. Too complicated, too slow moving. Unironcally they'e too intelligent for Phil and he got filtered.

 

[LeGoat de Gout]

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Like mother like son

 

[MoonRocker]

This fat bitch has the most tepid, milquetoast, vanilla, and safe opinions about literally fucking everything. Just think of the most popular games/ movies/ shows/ things you can think and they're pretty much their favorite. Most uninteresting person I've ever seen,

Another thing? She's incredibly negative and as toxic as DSP. Everything they watch sucks; most games they play aren't good; shit is not good/ it's boring/ people are stupid. Phil has molded this cunt into a female image of himself where the only thing they do is consoom and complain about shit.

They are the frontrunners for the most boring and bland couple of 2024 so far; DSP is literally turning into your average fat Midwest Walmart shopper in front of our very eyes lmao.

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

She’s literally looking at him and grabbing the bridge of her nose or putting her head in her hands as if to stall to gauge his reaction to shit to know how to react on her behalf. This whole thing was fucking stupid and bizarre, but we all know he just did this to do damage control before she’s revealed in the doc.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

This fat bitch has the most tepid, milquetoast, vanilla, and safe opinions about literally fucking everything. Just think of the most popular games/ movies/ shows/ things you can think and they're pretty much their favorite. Most uninteresting person I've ever seen,

Another thing? She's incredibly negative and as toxic as DSP. Everything they watch sucks; most games they play aren't good; shit is not good/ it's boring/ people are stupid. Phil has molded this cunt into a female image of himself where the only thing they do is consoom and complain about shit.

They are the frontrunners for the most boring and bland couple of 2024 so far; DSP is literally turning into your average fat Midwest Walmart shopper in front of our very eyes lmao.

Kat wasn't this bad on her own streams 6 years ago.

Phil sucked the life out of her, shut down her social media and put 200 lbs on her.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

4D chess move by Phil to force this bitch into an eating disorder. Gotta do what you gotta do.