حلال Michael Robert Thurlow / Angry Canadian / Volkswachter / Lothloran / NorthlandPride / NSCLRP / imageboard user - Canadian Nazi, Wifebeater, Narcissist, C-Tier Shitposter, Loli Enthusiast, Brony, Transphobic Tranny, White Pearls and White Pride, RALM Failtroll

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What's also interesting to note is Elaine was rattling off about the Idea Guys, and UH/Erika accused Mike of being in the Idea Guys.

Real Twilight Zone feel to all of this.

Almost as if it was a constical

 

[Greasy Spoon]

 

[Yorpsuntus]

This guy is fuckin' gay!!

 

[Shig O'nella]

This guy is fuckin' gay!!

Sure, Seth. Whatever you say.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

This guy is fuckin' gay!!

So... do you guys sit on discord and watch that scene from Irreversible together on repeat?

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

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Lazuli has a history of suicidal behavior and I assumed she'd killed herself after our fight.

When it became clear that she had not killed herself, and was just a cunt, I dropped the situation.

Jesus fuck. No remorse, no anything.

jesus fuck.

 

[Greasy Spoon]

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I take it you meant X.U. Comestibles#5820 (ID 983954712120422401)

 

[Procrastinhater]

Some spastic tried hosting an IBS between Elaine and AC.

Christ he didn't call himself Angry Canadian for nothing did he?
I haven't an accent as aggressively Canadian as that since Surfer, eh?

 

[Japanese Beavis]

@HiramTheGrift he is going by【ＶＯＩＤ】Doxbin https://archive.ph/KFkeK



Also, rumour has it @Angry Canadian & @SevenEightNine are a couple.

 

[C0d3]

@Angry Canadian tried to make friends among the un-friendables and surprise surprise he tried failed and was BTFOd beyond repair.
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[easy]

lmao who made a sock named after Mikey's son

 

[C0d3]

lol.

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note: you can listen to these without downloading.

 

[Socrates]

lol.
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note: you can listen to these without downloading.

This only just fucking happened? Jesus Christ Kengle is somehow even more retarded than I thought. How does he even manage to turn his computer on?

 

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Empresa has posted a couple old Discord recordings of Mike fighting with Plate Gang (mainly Roxo) from March 2023.

Boring precursor:

Heated argument:
(https://rumble.com/v467fp6-roxo-v.-mike.html)

I haven't listened to all of these, but at ~7:10 of the second one, Mike claims that he was sexting with Elaine while pretending to be Null. Not sure if that fact's already out there or not, just wanted to make a note of it.

Is there anything else beyond this that points to Mike being the one that catfished Elaine into cutting herself? Or is there any info that points away from Mike? I'm extremely rusty on the Thurlow lore, it's been a while.

 

[Pomniman]

Empresa

That crazy bastard's still Jizzlane maxxing? Truly dedicated to his craft.

 

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Mike claims that he was sexting with Elaine while pretending to be Null

yea I would not put it past him to get someone to carve shit into their flesh, he's a deranged faggot unlike anyone else.
also daily reminder that Mike habitually cross dressed and tried to grow breasts, and lactate

 

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That crazy bastard's still Jizzlane maxxing? Truly dedicated to his craft.

He actually just said a couple hours ago on Twitter that he's tapping out for a while, but he's been posting quite a lot of Discord VC recordings from around Plate Gang and other sektur dregs for the last few months: https://preservetube.com/channel/UCzATTLhKb02aZgMAyb9mG6Q

I've had a few of them on in the background before and Mike sometimes makes cameos - couldn't tell you which recordings those were tho, lol.