Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[clothes in my closet]

Phil is really hamming it up in the Daily Wrap.

Spoiler: Timestamped

( 3:09 )

Phil asked Khet how she thought it went tonight, immediately after the stream. She loved it, apparently. Phil says it was completely different than the last time she appeared on stream, five years ago. The reason for this, Phil says, is that she no longer cares about the trolling. It just doesn't affect her anymore, apparently.. all of a sudden, and that's why she appeared on stream tonight.

Of course, we also have to talk about money. Phil says it was one of the best supported streams in a while. Tips and Superchats and Gifted Memberships were flying, so we're already downplaying the insane and suspicious Membership whaling that's happened over the last week. Everyone opened their wallets, according to Phil, because they were so happy to see Khet back on the stream.

Phil says that he's really looking for feedback on these videos. He says that he intended for Khet to be a part of his content years ago when she moved in with him, but it just didn't work out, so he's trying to pull this off again. Phil claims that they are 100% doing co-op playthroughs, and this is one of the new, positive things he had lined up for this year.

 

[HorseSense]

I'm not sure if the premature Kat reveal was tactically sound. She would have been a big draw for the documentary. DSP can't believe that this naked, debunkable whitewashing of his image will work, can he? Makes more sense if he's building a case against that butcher of a hairdresser.

 

[Incel Death Note]

When someone suggested Kat start streaming, Phil got really nervous and immediately shut it down, stammering over a nonsense excuse as to why their household with two lines of business class internet couldn't handle such a thing. Do you think this is because he doesn't want her tapping into his dentpool and taking away from his Champs bucks, or do you think he's just terrified of her having an online presence that isn't under his control?

 

[clothes in my closet]

Do you think this is because he doesn't want her tapping into his dentpool and taking away from his Champs bucks, or do you think he's just terrified of her having an online presence that isn't under his control?

Yes.

I'm not sure if the premature Kat reveal was tactically sound. She would have been a big draw for the documentary.

Phil is a narcissist. He has to get out ahead of the documentary. He would have loved to announce it before Mike did, but he Mike beat him to it, which is why he revealed it the next day, and said that it was not a secret, he just didn't tell us. He has to be the one to reveal his fat wife. The documentary can't be the first time we see her, because she will get clowned to death, and it's all anyone will focus on. He has to dripfeed her to the audience, so they get comfortable with her presence, before she appears in the documentary.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

When someone suggested Kat start streaming, Phil got really nervous and immediately shut it down, stammering over a nonsense excuse as to why their household with two lines of business class internet couldn't handle such a thing. Do you think this is because he doesn't want her tapping into his dentpool and taking away from his Champs bucks, or do you think he's just terrified of her having an online presence that isn't under his control?

Probably similar to Wings who hates when Kelly steals the attention. Narcissism.

As much as we're laughing at both of them, honestly Kat's situation is really sad. You don't put on weight like that in just a few years without there being some serious issues. There's still zero chemistry and joy in her face around him... but, she did show joy when Jasper appeared. This is what she wanted, though... she's so happy with... Phil.

 

[millais]

Curls and Twirls truly working overtime for detractor status.

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

I never thought we would see Kat again but just like that it's 2024 and the fat bitch is out on stream behaving like a DSP doppleganger. Thanks Mike for causing these series to events to happen. Start of 2023 it was Sidescrollers, now it's Mikey boy, seems like the external factors always have their way with Phil around this time of year.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Welp, that settles it. @DarksydePhil's Tits 2 are not bigger than Kat's. Good Lord.

 

[myone]

behaving like a DSP doppleganger

I have no idea how they want to make a co-op playthrough 'fun' or 'entertaining'. The only thing remotely enjoyable about DSP are his unhinged toxic rants and crazy attitude towards his wheelchairs, which won't happen as much, as he will try to be on his best behavior when khet is around.

They'll just be two insanely boring people, giving the most brain-dead surface level commentary, while playing a game terribly.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Fuck me Katherine is massive, mental how she declined.
Also lads, don't side-eye me if our lot decides to try and colonize her because she looks like a right bloody planet.

 

[Xenomorph]

Holy shit I found it, Mrs. Ed is cosplaying as season 2 Roseanne:
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I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING FUCK LMAO

Kat 2024

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WE FOUND AMBERLYNN NEW GORLFRIEND!

She looks more like that fat faggot Vito Spatafore's son.
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[Brother Wind]

I know it's common knowledge that Doody is a retard, but it still makes me happy to see his clickbait divorce saga bullshit be definitively disproven.

You know I am a big enough man to eat my plate of crow on this. I never in a million years actually thought she was still living there. I even had my doubts about the pictures. But here we are.

But yes I agree its fucking uncanny how she mirrors Phil. I still stand by a lot of her retardation being him. And I am not sure he isn't more controlling than I initially thought

 

[Mr. Brown]

She looked like a fat lesbian with the make up skills of a 10 year old who stole her mother's cosmetics bag.

Phil had to wheel her out tonight after Mike leaked shit. Even before it began his doc is delivering. We would never see fattie again if it wasn't for Mike

 

[Agent Proper]

This whole thing has been set up for some time. It felt influenced by @mikeclum directly, or at least influenced by Mike making his upcoming Doc. Phil rolled out his prized cash cow to put a 4H style fundraiser on. He had all of the mods out in full force to stop Kat from seeing anyone trolling he as she glared at the chat like it was door dash din din. After the hyped died at 8pm it was pure boredom after that with food questions and game questions everything was off limits. We'll see if this builds hype of the doc or if it took the wind from the sails.

 

[MoonRocker]

Probably similar to Wings who hates when Kelly steals the attention. Narcissism.

As much as we're laughing at both of them, honestly Kat's situation is really sad. You don't put on weight like that in just a few years without there being some serious issues. There's still zero chemistry and joy in her face around him... but, she did show joy when Jasper appeared. This is what she wanted, though... she's so happy with... Phil.

I don’t think it’s anything sinister other than laziness and a poor diet; these two shut-ins who don’t go out much obviously don’t put the most importance on their appearance and also do not put any effort in terms of lifestyle. FFS, Phil was boasting about powerwalking around his block for 15 minutes as some kind of massive workout.

They’re just getting old, fat, lazy and eat like shit… like most retards in this country tbh.

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Can’t wait for the incoming “It Was Tevin’s Fault” Meltdown 2.0 when trolls inevitably create new sock accounts that’ll patiently be waiting in the sidelines and be fired up the moment Fat Khet shows up on stream to dunk her appearance. Pretty much the exact same shit that happened last time that Miss Piggy appeared on stream lmao.

 

[Agent Proper]

@Null is there a way we can get this thread cross posted to Death fats? This girl gained 25 pounds a year for 5 years. and has a Fupa bigger that her tits. I know you love your big girls.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

The pitch black dyed Hitler hairdo combined with the 2012 intense Youtuber makeup and couch pattern blouse…

With lighter, longer hair, not as much bronzer and eye makeup, and a shirt choice that didn’t look like Granny’s curtains, it ..might not have been so bad??
I think?

The documentary is still gonna give us those sweet, sweet, sick, full body shots of her, that us bitches from the Beauty Parlour will be holding out for.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

That Reddit post about seeing Phil out shopping with a middle eastern woman might have been true after all.

 

[Joshuan Moon]

Or does she have her own vices, so doesnt say shit?

Hmmm I wonder what vices those could be.

 

[Xenomorph]

Okay, so my question is does Khet have PCOS because the hair thinning and the bloated face and rapid weight gain with some facial hair is telling me shes got PCOS.
Either that or ole girl is on prednisone or some heavy ass psych meds. The rapid weight gain in her face especially says a lot.