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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Who do you all want to win the whole thing? Who do you think should be second place? I've talked about my opinions but I'm curious what others think.
I'm guessing the final two will be Tay and Shinji for the same reason that the final 3 in S1 was Vance, Letty, and Josie. The Cell challenge separates people who want to play to win the game and the rest of the contestants. The last people in The Cell have more grit.
 
Tai doesn't get brought up enough when people talk about Fishtank. Dude is naturally funny to the point where he's made the entire crew including Sam burst out laughing multiple times and he breathes energy into the house. He played a large role in getting the house back to being interesting after Jon left in season 1 and he's doing the same now with Jimmy.
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Who do you all want to win the whole thing? Who do you think should be second place? I've talked about my opinions but I'm curious what others think.

Tay and Shinji are the obvious front runners, but Jet obviously prefers Trish and is probably trying to Jimmy Tay. Had Tay swung first, or Tay and Britt gotten into a fight, Tay would be gone. The Fish that swung first or both Fish in a fight are liable to be kicked, and it worked out the only way Jet couldn't kick Tay without also getting Trish.

When Britt was cutting up Tays yarn and Tay was about to walk upstairs, Ben stopped her, and Jet rushed out of the basement to set up a distraction game for chips. First it was cards, but Jet didn't come out of the basement with them, then it was going to be Trivia but Jet couldn't remember answers, then Britt was downstairs, and that just dropped it all. I'm sure he was seething when Tay didn't care after finding it.

I expect Jet to try pressing on Tays abuse history, having Britt steal her underwear or try and kiss her to get her to snap. Anything in his retarded quest to be a contrarian on who the fans like.

I was checking in this evening when Sam was around, $15-20 TTS, ~4k on cameras throughout the entire house during primetime with Sam in the house. That's half what it was pre-hammertime a couple of days ago, 18 days to go, can Jet crush those numbers with the Trish show?
 
TJ just rang the beef bell on ben. ben mauled him and it felt significantly more antagonistic than when he fought sam. ben was kind of teeing off on TJs head and very obviously trying really hard. sam was pretty restrained and only really connected with that nasty jab, he mostly threw body shots. idk but this felt weirdly petty. after TJ lost ben told everyone they have to sleep on the floor. tai has not stfu in hours now.


just for the record, ben punched TJs head into the wall twice. kind of fucked up to do that to a guy thats boxed for less than 30 minutes in his life. ben had zero restraint.

edit: this reminds me a lot of ben wrestling delaney and going all out. i thought ben going all out on a girl was some sort of joke but maybe hes just an insecure fag that feels the need to prove himself against women and novices.
 
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TJ just rang the beef bell on ben. ben mauled him and it felt significantly more antagonistic than when he fought sam. ben was kind of teeing off on TJs head and very obviously trying really hard. sam was pretty restrained and only really connected with that nasty jab, he mostly threw body shots. idk but this felt weirdly petty. after TJ lost ben told everyone they have to sleep on the floor. tai has not stfu in hours now.
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Why did TJ ring it?
 
Why did TJ ring it?
TTS convinced him after Ben didn't give him some chips back, Tai had rung it first and was expecting to do a rap battle, he wisely backed out when Ben came up with the boxing gloves and then he just kinda mogged Jet and Ben back into the basement with the fish cheering him on, kinda felt like Ben beat the shit out of TJ as a way for production to reassert themselves over the fish.
 
Haven't really been watching lately, just following the summaries

Who do you all want to win the whole thing? Who do you think should be second place? I've talked about my opinions but I'm curious what others think.
I agree, I want Tay or Shinji to win. They are both relatable and have proven they are tough in the cell.

I like Tay because I relate to her values and outlook (when she whispered "neighbor cattle" I think I lol'd).

I like Shinji because I think he's funny, talented, and has a great attitude towards life. I try to imagine how far I'd get in another country, without being fluent, and I don't think I'd get nearly as far as he has.

Granted he's an extravert but I still think something about his attitude makes people like him.

I'm genuinely interested to see where the Shinji villain arc goes. It'll be funny if Sam gaslighting ends up awakening Shinji's ancestor's wrath

I agree that Shinji has potential for a great villain arc, especially because he is likable. I love the ancestor idea, or playing up his Japanese roots.

Saying he wants payback for WW2, will honor his ancestors, brings the spirit of Mount Fuji, will kamikaze the other contestants, etc
 
Who do you all want to win the whole thing? Who do you think should be second place? I've talked about my opinions but I'm curious what others think.
I'm rooting for Tay, but I dont feel very strongly about any fish to be honest. My ideal would be that Shinji wins because it seems like it would make Jet seethe the most. So Shinji #1, Tay #2, I guess.
 
Who do you all want to win the whole thing? Who do you think should be second place? I've talked about my opinions but I'm curious what others think.
Tay. Yeah, I know she had a schizo melt down. But I get a feeling she’ll put the money to good use. She seems like she’s conquered some real demons. I also think she’s all around a decent person. I didn’t care for her at first but she grew on me.
 
TTS asking Trish to rip a wet fart before bed has me in tears
 
TJ just rang the beef bell on ben. ben mauled him and it felt significantly more antagonistic than when he fought sam. ben was kind of teeing off on TJs head and very obviously trying really hard. sam was pretty restrained and only really connected with that nasty jab, he mostly threw body shots. idk but this felt weirdly petty. after TJ lost ben told everyone they have to sleep on the floor. tai has not stfu in hours now.
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just for the record, ben punched TJs head into the wall twice. kind of fucked up to do that to a guy thats boxed for less than 30 minutes in his life. ben had zero restraint.

edit: this reminds me a lot of ben wrestling delaney and going all out. i thought ben going all out on a girl was some sort of joke but maybe hes just an insecure fag that feels the need to prove himself against women and novices.
My guess is that Ben feels insecure in that it’s a lose lose. If he wins he beat up an anti-social wimp. If he loses he’ll be mocked for the rest of his time working for Sam. I can see him deciding to go all out straight away to avoid gassing.
 
Brit and Trish are talking about the fight. They don't sound too impressed with Ben hitting TJ in the face and Jet telling them not to hug.
 
I have been team Tay from the beginning. She has an inner strength that has been ground down to almost nothing, but its there. Whatever happened in her life, it was traumatic, but she hasn't given up... and I want to see her overcome her demons and come out on top.
 
My guess is that Ben feels insecure in that it’s a lose lose. If he wins he beat up an anti-social wimp. If he loses he’ll be mocked for the rest of his time working for Sam. I can see him deciding to go all out straight away to avoid gassing.
either way its a massive faggot red flag to go hard on a novice to protect your image.

on a related note heres a clip of sam warning people about the dangers of training with bullies. i guess its just another example in a long list of hypocrisies.
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im pretty fucking pissed at ben, i hope scott beats the absolute shit out of him.
 
Tay is a performative /pol/ tier racist pick me, drug fiend, hung up on her ex still and continues to seethe about a guy that hasn't been in the tank for two weeks now. I have no idea how you people can support her.
 
Tay is a performative /pol/ tier racist pick me, drug fiend, hung up on her ex still and continues to seethe about a guy that hasn't been in the tank for two weeks now. I have no idea how you people can support her.
She also likes Pantera
 
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