DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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PenskeMaterial said:
So this is the year of monetizing Khet. He must be really desperate.
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Seems to me like a tactic.

He's showing Khet now so he can soften the blow of her reveal on the documentary. That might be a reach, honestly, but Phil is nothing but a man full of nonsensical ulterior motives. He would show that fat fuck wife of his for no reason.
 
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Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH said:
Seems to me like a tactic.

He's showing Khet now so he can soften the blow of her reveal on the documentary. That might be a reach, honestly, but Phil is nothing but a man full of nonsensical ulterior motives. He would show that fat fuck wife of his for no reason.
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This or that he can show Mike the "troll comments" in the next few days to gain sympathy so he can paint himself as the victim and the "dang dirty trollz" as evil people who want to hurt him and his family.
 
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BallBuster II said:
Exploiting your fat wife to make extra money from OIC for your day off is just wild. OIC is going ham lately huh? Dude is gonna be broke before the 1st quarter of 2024 is over. What is crazy is all the blurry fat Kat pics were accurate, and now we get to play the "How much does Whale Kat Weigh?" Phil is consistent if anything though. His life is surrounded by whales. Whale wife. Whale supporters. Whale Tail gin. Anyway, Kat's fat, and she is easily over a deuce, and the fatness has made her manly horse chin even more pronounced.
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EDIT: I just want to add how, if we didn't know any better, this could totally pass as some high quality detractor art/photoshopping. But it is real life. How did we even get here?
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Imagine how hard 2014 DSP would rail 2024 DSP for having a wife that looks like this.

“OHMAHGAWD DOOD!! She’s fat AS SHIT! Imagine being married to that ACK! ACK! ACK!”
 
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How many times has this guy bragged about how much weight he lost? "Look how fat I was back then! ACK ACK ACK!".
Hmm, why are you not ACKACKing about how fat your wife has become? She's fatter than you ever were.
His whole life consists of cope and denial. Imagine waking up every day, looking at your wife and DENYING that she's approaching morbid obesity. That's mental illness right there.
That is a major psychological transformation for Khet, not just physical. She gained that weight FAST. She was almost skinny last time she showed up on stream.
Food is obviously the only thing they bond over. It is vital for their relationship. Phil overfeeds his Kat, like a pet owner who loves their pet too much.
 
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Fapcop said:
You know, masturbates furiously in the corner while his BBW wife goes to town on deep fried sushi?
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Last night may finally get me done with Phil. I've never felt more disgust toward him.

It's one thing laughing at his stupid antics and the retarded sideshow around him, but watching Kat was just depressing. She has serious issues, and she was paraded out there for what? Phil to get ahead of this stupid documentary and get a few more bucks for his silly addictions.

Kat is fully complicit in all this, as well. She knows about WWE Champions, she knows he's an alcoholic, she knows he shamelessly begs all day.

It's just gross. Please die, Philip Burnell.
 
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PenskeMaterial said:
So this is the year of monetizing Khet. He must be really desperate.
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He's finally making the second income pull her weight (heh) like he originally wanted to. If they are gonna play the next YaKOOza game together like he hinted at on yesterday's stream then those streams will be even worse than imagined. Especially for a long time fan of the series such as myself, those two fake fans probably won't get any referencea to past games.
 
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Agent Proper said:
My favorite part of the stream last night is that Phil used the shower stool to sit on.
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Remember he has a bad back though that's why he has to rock like a sped which he didn't do for the entire stream and didn't complain once that his back hurts from sitting on a stool that even for people with healthy backs is pretty uncomfortable.
 
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I'm sure this isn't an original observation, but it's fascinating that DSP actually ticks every single box for the "Warning Signs of an Unsafe (Cult) Leader" as defined by the Cult Education Institute.
  1. Absolute authoritarianism without meaningful accountability.
  2. No tolerance for questions or critical inquiry.
  3. No meaningful financial disclosure regarding budget, expenses such as an independently audited financial statement.
  4. Unreasonable fear about the outside world, such as impending catastrophe, evil conspiracies and persecutions.
  5. There is no legitimate reason to leave, former followers are always wrong in leaving, negative or even evil.
  6. Former members often relate the same stories of abuse and reflect a similar pattern of grievances.
  7. There are records, books, news articles, or television programs that document the abuses of the group/leader.
  8. Followers feel they can never be "good enough".
  9. The group/leader is always right.
  10. The group/leader is the exclusive means of knowing "truth" or receiving validation, no other process of discovery is really acceptable or credible.
It's actually pretty incredible that he so obviously ticks every single warning sign that not a single one of them needs an explanation.

Thanks for coming to my TedX talk, back to Dear Feeder sperging I guess.
 
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The one thing that keeps me peeking back in every so often is how often the autistic lore of DSP keeps growing, no matter how much he fucks up he never learns from his mistakes. A trademark of a good cow for sure, but he always takes things to the next level. He will never admit he's wrong even when evidence is smashed into his face. A constant dance and tango between his ego and his need to beg for money, it's an entertaining viewing experience.
 
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