Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

I may or may not have had these exact chairs for a time when I needed placeholder furniture. A morbidly obese relative was able to sit in them with the only issue being their fat ass oozing down the sides. I was truly impressed and still keep them stacked in my garage for events when extra seating is required. My bet is that they ARE holding her weight, just maybe not for long.
That means,that theres a legit chance to see a live chair collapse inshallah and alhamdulillah.
ETA @VirginMary . That means microwaved cheese at 4 am in massive amounts to satisfy her cRAvIngS.
 
I had this really weird thought today.

What if I am just having a normal conversation with a family member or friend, and I say "Inshallah" without even thinking about it?

I feel like I might be on the brink of it...

My friends and family after trying to explain Chantal lore to them:
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I looked at more real time beezer comments. You will often see them say, “They’re just jealous uwu." when the rare negative comment slips through the Gunt’s strict moderation.

Could someone be so kind to remind me what I should be jealous of Chantal for?

Is it her extreme morbid obesity? Her disabiliteeze stemming from the obesity? Her bum cheating “husband” that enjoys poop and raping women with crucifixes? Her previous man who’s a violent, snaggletoothed druggie with STDs? Her Temu uggo car? Her neglected pets? Her face that’s so naturally beautiful she has to hide behind 10 layers of makeup and as many camera filters? Her addictions?

I’m serious. What do they think we’re jealous of?
 
They think they can take weight loss pills and inject themselves with all those sweet sweet Type 2 beetus medications like Mounjaro and still pig out all day
Chantal doesn’t even take Metformin on a regular basis. I think she takes it randomly which probably makes it that much worse because her body can’t ever adjust.
 
According to the new mukbang Chantal is getting a maid. And before you fucking haters say Salad is getting wife #2 this maid will NOT be live in. Chantal will call her when she is needed.
suspect he's established dominance (yeah, like the dumb animal he is), which is why she's so subdued and miserable, and things are going to be done his way, at least for a while.
I think Salad laid down the law once she landed. He’s seething and pissed his year long bachelor pad vacay was canceled.

Since she’s filthy and doesn’t clean like a wife should so she needs to pay a maid to do the domestic duties she’s failed miserably at. Maybe Salad will hook up an aunties friend in the Syrian refugee community, maybe some poor imported slave labor or maybe a new girl he’s had his eye on.

Salad didn’t want Chantal to return but after the Kaibella debacle he realized he would probably lose his pay pig if she didn’t return. She was off the leash and thousands of miles away. Once she came back I think he laid down “I am the man, you do as your husband says” schtick really thick. Chantal is to do her videos, give him the money and leave him out of this haram stuff. (Salad could never tolerate all the poop jokes and comments that would flood in.) If he’s got to share a space with Chantal then she needs to pay for a maid because Salad certainly doesn’t clean up after a woman. Shameful!

Imagine being in an apartment that small, just two adults, one who is home all day and paying a maid to clean it. Chantal is lazy af but she’s also is probably physically incapable of many tasks, including wiping. I wonder if “the maid” will be doing laundry and very possibly giving Chantal a weekly scrub and shower? I could almost imagine Salad mentioning her body odor as something that needed to be addressed a long with her failure to clean house or cook. Given the slave labor imported from the Philippines and India I’m sure there’s no task that couldn’t be required of a “maid” in Kuwait.

I’ve also realized Salad could be setting up his pay piggy for the ultimate irony.

Salad’s hopes for a Canadian visa are pretty dim at this point. He must realize it’s likely he will be stuck in Kuwait for the long haul because he can’t tolerate years of Chantal just in the hopes of a visa.

Syrians, and many other middle eastern countries, require bride price dowries to get married. Salad would need about $20k to buy a good Syrian wife. If you ever wondered why Arabs treat wives like property it’s because they pay for them like property. The Kuwait Govt actually provides wife loans to citizens to help them cover bride price and wedding costs, but that wouldn’t be an option for Salad. His only hope for a wife is either one of his MLM biz scams actually makes money (lmao) or he siphons off enough of Chantal’s YT bucks to buy one.

Chantal tried to buy herself a husband, meanwhile he was using her to save up to buy his real Muslim wife. It seems like the perfect ending for the Salad saga.

You might think Salad is too stupid for this but he seems to have that low sand nig cunning. He’s very keen on status symbols and dumb get rich quick schemes. For all the business endeavors we’ve seen so far reeling in Chantal has been the only one that has been profitable. Buying yourself a proper wife is an important status symbol for a Syrian man. Also, isn’t Salad near 30? The average age for a man to marry in Kuwait is 28 and it’s 30 for Syria, so he’s entering the age where a lack of wife denotes a lack of success and starts to raise eyebrows.

I do wonder what other products set along side the perfume spray and Unicity stock on the shelves of Salah’s get rich quick business failures. The funniest part is that Chantal can damn well see he’s a mong and these “business opportunities” are scams but she has play the supportive Muslim wife and pretend Scatman is a real entrepreneur. I wonder if he will still be “editing” her videos so they can pretend he does something besides spend her money?

Salad can just tell Chantal he needs another $10k for a new crypto investment biz and put it towards a down payment on a wife.

I’d also love to know how Salad has explained Chantal to his family. I’m betting it’s as a “business partner” and that her business is arranging sponsorships to Canada to work at her YT channel since Salad has so much YT star potential.
 
I looked at more real time beezer comments. You will often see them say, “They’re just jealous uwu." when the rare negative comment slips through the Gunt’s strict moderation.

Could someone be so kind to remind me what I should be jealous of Chantal for?

Is it her extreme morbid obesity? Her disabiliteeze stemming from the obesity? Her bum cheating “husband” that enjoys poop and raping women with crucifixes? Her previous man who’s a violent, snaggletoothed druggie with STDs? Her Temu uggo car? Her neglected pets? Her face that’s so naturally beautiful she has to hide behind 10 layers of makeup and as many camera filters? Her addictions?

I’m serious. What do they think we’re jealous of?

First of all, "you're jealous" is the default response by subnormals everywhere to anybody who criticizes them. Lacking critical reasoning skills, lacking intelligence, lacking communication ability, but wholly convinced that they are morally superior, these losers always accuse their critics of jealousy. In that way, they tacitly convey that they have something better than what others have, and they suggest that there is something deficient within the critic. It isn't only Clotso and her braindead flock of broken toys, but the Beezers, subnormies all, conform to this behavior as well.

So what are we to be jealous of?

She's a famous celebrity. She makes tons of money. She doesn't have to work 9-5. She travels the world. She has the handsomest, most supportive husband evah. She is a funny comedienne, somewhat in the manner of Lucille Ball. She has smooth skin to die for. She has outstanding makeup skills. She is a brilliant cook. She is very kind to animals. She is a beautiful plus-sized woman. She has a great support network of her best friend Peetz and her loving family. She never gives up. She's tough. She's brave. She is creative. She is a good artist and good writer. She is a gifted storyteller. She votes the right way. She is admired by millions. She is devoted to her faith.

It doesn't matter that none of that is actually true, for Clotso or her lumpen following. Many of her followers see her as someone to emulate. I remember when Salah entered the picture, more than one Beezer was crying in her soup, wondering why she couldn't attract such a wonderful man like Chantal could. So, the Beezers are largely jealous of her too, which is another reason they assume we all must be.

I do believe her haydurs come in all stripes, at least at kiwifarms. Reading between the lines of some posts, it is clear that some people here do quite well in life. Some have careers and solid professions. Some are wealthy. Some have loving families and spouses. Some have traveled the world. Some are talented writers. Some are quick-witted and funny. Some have wisdom earned over many years through many experiences. Some have very high intelligence. Sure, most haydurs also have problems in life, as do all human beings. But a lot of them deal with the problems and get past them, improving themselves and their lives. Are some haydurs actually jealous losers? Maybe a handful. But I suspect they are in the minority. Chantal is a shocking spectacle; people from all classes, ages, intelligence levels, nationalities, and walks of life can be drawn into this drama. It is compelling. And it ain't about jealousy for most.
 
I don't know if Chins had this notion, BUT!...

If she's looking to the Slaton sisters as inspiration (because hey, if they could do it so can she!) she should look again. Tammy had more than one near-death experience (and coded at least once), has been wheelchair-bound and on oxygen, was put into a medically-induced coma for months (which kick-started her weight loss), had a trach tube and spent several months in a rehab facility. Not a good look for a glamorous online influencer like Chins. Also, as you can see from recent pictures, Tammy's body is permanently fucked-up. As for Amy, she's doing a fine job of regaining any weight she lost.
 
I’m serious. What do they think we’re jealous of?
That she gets to eat like it's Thanksgiving/Christmas every single day, and she doesn't have to cook any of it.

Sure, we might have "jobs", or "families and friends", a "car not made by Chinese convict labor" and can "fit in one plane seat" (even if it's a little tight because we've got a bit extra around the gut or are tall).

WHERE'S YOUR SEASIDE APARTMENT MUKHBANG, HUH??
 
Chantal doesn’t even take Metformin on a regular basis. I think she takes it randomly which probably makes it that much worse because her body can’t ever adjust.
I don't understand why she constantly admits to not taking her pills.

I get (using her idiot, munchie logic) her not taking them; she wants to stay "sick" enough to have an excuse not to take care of herself or improve, as well as using it for a cheap source of attention and sympathy.
But she's so busted at this point that she could take her pills and still be a big enough mess that an outsider may excuse her laziness. She really has that teenage mentality of being invincible and unkillable if she's not taking meds for such shallow and dumb reasons.

But what I really don't get is why she tells us.
All it does is PROVE she's not taking this seriously or caring about feeling better and that the only one she has to blame is herself. If she at least let people ASSUME she was taking the meds she could absolve herself a teeny tiny bit.
Or take the pills and still fake the symptoms so your munchie cry for help doesn't actually kill you!

I get it when she was in Canada; she wanted to look as bad as possible so the hospital would bump her up the list for doctors or prescriptions but there's nothing to gain if you're just trying to milk outsiders with your health issues, and it just makes her look even stupider to ADMIT she's not taking her pills.

I just do not get it outside of "she's stupid and just talks to fill time so accidently admits to being a total retard." Which could very well be the case but then just take your pills??

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Another unrelated thought; I was having a hard time understanding why she HATED ozempic for taking away her appetite, hates healthier/alternative foods, drinks or meds that make her feel fuller (and will eat the same amount despite that) AND shoves so much in her mouth at once, and chews so litter, that she's clearly not into it all for how it tastes.

Seems outrageous right? Why would you eat HUGE amounts of junk if you weren't hungry, still felt full from a suppliment and didn't care how it tasted?
With that combination you could still get that overly full feeling she says she loves (which just sounds horrendous to me) with half the food and using at least slightly healthy options.

But I think I understand it a bit better now and it's even stupider and more pathetic than I ever could have thought.
She's got no friends, she not only doesn't have hobbies but seems to hate the very idea of them, she hates her job, her pets are just props.
She doesn't read, she doesn't draw, she doesn't listen to music, she's got nothing to talk about.
No schedule, no rituals, no relationships, no responsibilities (that she can't just ignore).

She eats because it's really the only thing to do.
Even in the villa she hated leaving the house, barely talked to peets, hated taking care of her cats, hates cooking or preparing any food.

What she will eat and the act of eating it is the ONLY thing to do. And the bigger the "meal" the longer she's eating, which means she's having (her idea of) "fun" for longer.

Which to me seems way stupider (and was easier to fix) than any actual food addiction.
Bitch just play some video games.
 
Even though Tossed Salad probably got mad at her for her stream telling on him (though we already knew) I think he made her a bunch of promises if she went back. She was miserable there with trying to play "wife", cooking, cleaning, etc, so she probably said she didn't want to clean anymore.

I feel bad for anyone doing work for her. At first she will giggle and be weird in front of them, then she will be jealous and they will only be able to clean when Tossed Salad isn't there. Then she will start treating them like she did Peetz; ordering her around.

I wouldn't be surprised if this person becomes the outlet for all her toxic narcissism, sociopathy, jealousy, anger and entitlement frustrations.
Think: Sante Kimes. If you know, you know.
 
Not letting me add quote this time but regarding Salah not being into women defecating on him:
Yeah, piggybacking on this.

NO ONE FUCKING CARES whether he wants to be the shitter or the receiver. No one. Point is, this "pious" Muslim MAYY-AAN that Chantal flaunts as the ultimate own is into piss, shit, and farts. You know what they say:
You can be a world renown surgeon. You could develop a revolutionary new best practice for brain surgery.
You can be a world class architect rivaling the likes of Frank Lloyd Wright.

But touch ONE TURD...
 
Even though Tossed Salad probably got mad at her for her stream telling on him (though we already knew) I think he made her a bunch of promises if she went back. She was miserable there with trying to play "wife", cooking, cleaning, etc, so she probably said she didn't want to clean anymore.

I feel bad for anyone doing work for her. At first she will giggle and be weird in front of them, then she will be jealous and they will only be able to clean when Tossed Salad isn't there. Then she will start treating them like she did Peetz; ordering her around.

I wouldn't be surprised if this person becomes the outlet for all her toxic narcissism, sociopathy, jealousy, anger and entitlement frustrations.
Think: Sante Kimes. If you know, you know.
Human trafficking arc!
 
So what are we to be jealous of?
In addition to your most excellent observations, I would also add that the VIB's are merely parroting what Chantal has always said, "The haydurs are all just jealous of me!"
Does Chantal actually believe this mantra? I think Chantal realizes the lie, but because this was the only tool she was ever given as a young child to try and understand savage child behaviors; it is the only explanation she will allow herself to believe. She falls back on this lie, because as an adult, to admit anything else requires her to change her behaviors and put away her maladjusted coping tools and that is work. Hard, long, work. And Chantal refuses to do any work. External or internal. It's hard and she might fail, and if she fails people will point and laugh at her...again.
So Chantal can only dream of success, because if she actually tries, she is terrified she will fail.


So there is a moral to this story. DON'T TELL YOUR CHILDREN LIES.
When they come home from school crying and with broken little hearts because the other ferals made fun of their glasses, or their weight, or their hair color...don't just soothe them with the lie that the other kids are "just jealous of you..." ; Hug them and wipe their tears and explain to them in a way that is age appropriate that KIDS ARE ASSHOLES, SO JUST KEEP PUSHING THROUGH. Do Not mock kids when they fail, but Do mock them for never trying.
 
Does Chantal actually believe this mantra?
I don't think she does.

At her core she doesn't truly think we're all jealous of her situation, the misogynist hellhole she lives in, her fartbox apartment, her diabetes and her shit eating "husband".

But she desperately needs to pretend she does. She has nothing without it and she knows it.
 
Chantal doesn’t even take Metformin on a regular basis. I think she takes it randomly which probably makes it that much worse because her body can’t ever adjust.
I am pre diabetic and I take Metformin and Ozempic.
Besides losing weight and controlling blood sugar levels, these drugs definitely kill your appetite (especially the Ozempic).

As Chantal found out though while on these drugs you CAN'T eat like she normally eats or you will get sick. You'll have horrible stomach pains, will throw up and get diarrhea.
My doctor has told me that she has had patients like Chantal who go off these drugs because it will not allow them to eat like they normally do.

Chantal's main addiction is food and she will not allow anything to get in the way of that even though it is killing her.
 
I looked at more real time beezer comments. You will often see them say, “They’re just jealous uwu." when the rare negative comment slips through the Gunt’s strict moderation.

Could someone be so kind to remind me what I should be jealous of Chantal for?

Is it her extreme morbid obesity? Her disabiliteeze stemming from the obesity? Her bum cheating “husband” that enjoys poop and raping women with crucifixes? Her previous man who’s a violent, snaggletoothed druggie with STDs? Her Temu uggo car? Her neglected pets? Her face that’s so naturally beautiful she has to hide behind 10 layers of makeup and as many camera filters? Her addictions?

I’m serious. What do they think we’re jealous of?
My guess is that the Beezers are just parroting what their Queen and former King say. If you actually called them out it would kill the remaining brain cell the whole group shares.

I saw after posting other people had significantly better responses.
 
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Sorry i can't quote properly, @Barbarella said earlier about Salahs shit humiliation fetish: "That’s not BDSM, that’s sadism."

Sadism is one part of bdsm. that's what the s in it stands for. it's bondage/discipline, dominance/submission, and sadism/masochism. not everyone into bdsm is into sadism, but it's included under the umbrella acronym.
 
Chantal claimed Salah knew about her past and had seen all the videos, yeah?
I was just watching a compilation by JS / Just Sayin' and at 30:10 Chantal, after talking about how her and Bibi "fuck like rabbits" (pressing X to doubt) says:

"We do boyfriend girlfriend shit. Fart on each other, we have actually farted on each other."

That's it folks, we've found the video that roped Salah in.

(this is a joke, I just thought it was a funny find given what we know now)
 
I’m serious. What do they think we’re jealous of?
Check out the VIB thread or spend a minute watching DeeDee, Missy Moo or Mae Anderson. Her VIBs are crazy old ladies who wish they could sit at home eating takeout, shopping online and earning good money for doing nothing. Add to that having an audience to listen to them and an actual husband... it's like Chantal hit the jackpot to these women. Chantal manages to have all this while still looking like an absolute bloated fat pig, and never has to work on herself or her health or appearance. This is their dream.
I don't understand why she constantly admits to not taking her pills.
I think it's a narc thing. When she does a health arc she starts to say she isn't taking her meds to prove to everyone she is doing it all on her own. Amber does the same thing.

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Thread Tax ^^ Someone shared a Reddit post where Chins had been featured as a fatfisher, and the related post is gold.
 
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