Kala "Tunnel Girl" / Pranavi Kalavathamma Lorei / Jacob Thomas Lorei / @engineer.everything / TikTok Tunnel Troon - Extremely uncanny & autistic hinduboo

[Android raptor]

Apparently build a castle with alligator filled moat out of the rocks from the tunnel. Maybe there will be a final showdown with law enforcement fighting the alligator while trying to fill the catacombs with concrete.
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Alligators are based but I hope she learns how to care for them properly. She has fabrication skills so she could probably build a good enclosure for them, she just needs to research how to do it right. Depending on where she lives she might also have to make sure they have a way to stay safe in the winter.

Alligators are also smart, and can live a long time when cared for properly. Crocodilians are challenging to care for and only reccomended for advanced reptile keepers, so if she's serious about the Alligators I hope she does a lot of research and reaches out to reptile spergs who have experience caring for them.

 

[Nickolas Gurr]

Kala I am, the destroyer of worlds
I absolutely despise trannies... but I do respect the grind to the degree that almost outshines my hatred for them, there's nothing cooler than digging an endless tunnel to the earth's mantle while the normies yell that it's unhealthy and dangerous, though it is extremely ironic that he tries to pretend that he isn't an autistic white man while doing the most autistic white man thing imaginable. The hindu larp is also extremely weird but it only makes this more bizare, and tunnel dwelling hindus sounds like a great idea for a cult.
The tunnel girl will lead us to the Agartha, and when the Great Tribulation comes we will survive it in her bunker while the normies will only know the weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Oh Lord! The voice don't lie, we're gonna be safe and sound tonight

 

[white_socks]

Damn, their diction is annoying. reminds me too much of that Number 15 Foot Lettuce narrator. Ugh...

 

[Trianon]

Can't get it now because I'm on mobile but there's a video where he's measuring radiation/radon I assume and he's like "the readings are a little high but no higher than they were upstairs".

Nah shit they're high upstairs - that's bad! Any basement in Virginia can cause elevated radon levels throughout the house just by existing, but any amount of digging is just exponentially increasing the likelihood of stirring it up. It can't be fixed until you get a radon reduction system.



I'd like to know exactly what the readings were. 4 pCi/L or higher is too high.

He could probably fit out the water sump pump to also pump out radon in the soil; they can bunch those together when installing a radon reduction system. The EPA says, "Often, when a home with a basement has a sump pump to remove unwanted water, the sump can be capped so that it can continue to drain water and serve as the location for a radon suction pipe."

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Regarding the sister, I looked at the gravestone on page 5, the name was Kyleen Anne. The girl in the yearbook is Jessica. Jessica has blue eyes and has a similar tooth gap to Jacob. It's possible she isn't even related though. I was looking at the pictures of the parents below the tombstone Pic and it seems like she has similar features(Dads fat head). Just thought I'd bring it up.

 

[apple fritter]

I believe the home they grew up in is zoned for McDowell High School, so there's a possibility that either of them went there. I think he would have graduated in either 03' or 04'. They could have also just been homeschooled, they kinda have that look to them.
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The full article is behind a paywall on Erie Times-News but Millcreek Township matches up with the other address registered to the parents (that they purchased in 1997) at

4711 Lake Pleasant Rd
Erie, PA

According to Redfin that address is zoned for McDowell High School

 

[notafloridian]

When Liz Fong Jones' death squads track Jorsh down by triangulating his position from the pizza places around the university of Belgrade they will imprison him in the tranny dungeons of Virginia

I feel a little bad that Josh has to avoid the one KFC near the university since he let it slip that he's there sometimes.

 

[young chestnut]

I looked through the 2005 General Mclane Yearbook and he's not in it. Senior Class or previous. His Sister was a Junior in 2008. I looked for autism stares and didn't see anyone similar unless I'm face blind.

Spoiler: 2005 Seniors

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Spoiler: 2008 Juniors

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Fascinating. Was this a trail of breadcrumbs? How much more of the yearbook do you have access to and can you find a 2004 copy? The list on website I linked to seems to be self reporting so if he dropped out or transferred to a tech school or something, he might have just filled it in as if he stayed

She was born in May so she'd be on the younger end and right at the grade cutoff. Shame we don't have the 2007 college yearbook.

Kyleen died in November 2008 when she was a freshman at Gannon. There are a million Loreis in Erie. Jessica isn't even a first cousin. His first cousins all live in Maryland. I tracked them down but I don't think their info is very relevant.

Someone earlier in the thread was able to get the missing year books and they uploaded them, bless their heart.

 

[Oxyjen]

Nah shit they're high upstairs - that's bad! Any basement in Virginia can cause elevated radon levels throughout the house just by existing, but any amount of digging is just exponentially increasing the likelihood of stirring it up. It can't be fixed until you get a radon reduction system.

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I'd like to know exactly what the readings were. 4 pCi/L or higher is too high.

He could probably fit out the water sump pump to also pump out radon in the soil; they can bunch those together when installing a radon reduction system. The EPA says, "Often, when a home with a basement has a sump pump to remove unwanted water, the sump can be capped so that it can continue to drain water and serve as the location for a radon suction pipe."

As the sump pump mention suggests, radon that makes its way into the building collects at the lowest point, and you extract it from there with either a passive or active system.

In this case, you’ve got a tunnel descending below the basement, so radon will enter and settle in there instead of in the basement. Now, if you have an extraction duct going to the lowest part of the tunnel system, and fresh air flowing in from the basement end (assuming a vent to admit outside air there), you’ll keep both the house and tunnel free of radon. It should work as a massive radon mitigation scheme and reduce levels in the house.

As for measuring radon… yes, radioactive decay being random and the count rate being quite small, it’s normally averaged over a month or so. Waving a detector around for a few minutes won’t tell you anything.

 

[kurosawa]

Never thought I'd thought I'd see someone try to make Pewdiepie's "Mine All Day" music video a reality. Overall a refreshing story if not slightly worrying. I had no idea hobby tunneling was a thing. Do you think homeowner's insurance can be expanded to cover an extensive underground labyrinth with a trooncave?

Since this is likely going to be an issue for the Herndon city council - videos for the Herndon city council meetings are here and minutes in Herndon's Laserfiche. The minutes are about 2 months behind because the council needs to approve them.

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

I am shocked this whole project has not been simply brought to a halt on OSHA alone. I see that the most recent video from December 28th notes that finally the city is requiring a PE to come in and actually determine if the tard tunnel is not a Kaotic video waiting to happen.

I'm guessing the city wants a hefty report so they can back up whatever order they decide. My money is on the stop work order turns into a city order to remedy. If that can't be done for whatever reason maybe they just condemn the house.

 

[LaCreaturaDeLasAmerica]

Bubble Butt Brett, the zoomer cultural commentator of the daily wire, got a hold of the story and seemingly doesn't know it's a guy. I can only imagine the gender euphoria

https://youtu.be/-14pOUZurOI

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

Unsure if this has been posted already (there have been 20 pages of comments since I last checked the thread), but this is (sadly) the only screenshot I took of the Facebook account before it was locked down. This was very early on (aka two weeks ago) when I was just trying to prove to myself that she wasn’t actually Indian/figure out when this whole persona started…

These are comments on a photo of her wearing a sari. This doesn’t give much info, but it did at least confirm for me that at least one person was confused by the “traditional” garb….

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Also, many of the accounts who would comment and interact were either no longer active, locked down (at least 6 or 7 that I saw), and the only non Indian Facebook friend was the p.k. Lorei aka Jacob Lorei account.

On top of that, several of the friends she interacted with also have connections to the house in Herndon, but those accounts were some of the inactive accounts. I’ll dig up those names tomorrow if anyone is interested, but it did bring me pause.

This screenshot is sus as fuck. Not a single one of these IRL injuns asked for "bob or vagene" pics, so either they clocked "her" faster than some kiwis did, or these injuns are as fake as Kala.

Interesting comment from the snark reddit. What if the "ghosts" are gas leaks?

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Can we talk about the ghosts

So now that more info has come to light about Kala's qualifications (or lack thereof) I just really wanted to talk about this. On her TikTok she has 2 videos where she talks about how her house might be haunted. Apparently three different people she rented one of her rooms to reported having hallucinations and feeling unwell. One of her renters left after getting sick.

I and a number of other people expressed concern in the comments that there might be, y'know... MINE GASSES at play, but she seemed confident that her ventilation system and the geological makeup of the area couldn't mean that.

Now, I love a good ghost story, but I'd like to hear from other people whether the area or her project could hit pockets of gas. Or just produce enough carbon monoxide to cause visits and feelings of dread.

Or do we think she really has a haunted room and closet?

The ghost idea might just be a quirky story he came up with to cover the weirdness of his roommates leaving, but carbon monoxide and other gas leaks can easily seep up from underground structures and create hallucinations, nausea, illness, etc. I hate the idea of there being a solid basis that his roommates are experiencing anything like that.

"She" digs unauthorized tunnels, has plans to build a castle, and gasses curry niggers in "her" free time? Kala really is something special. I hope my man makes it to the other side of the earth to parlay with the crab people.

50% of the comments here are excited for him and keep cheering him on. This is one of the few cases of lolcow excitement I've seen in a while.

Countercountetpoint: If he hits pipes that fuck up my water or sewage, or causes a sinkhole that starts swallowing my property, or unleashes a horrible unearthly horror locked away by time and space (likely gas, less likely a Cthulhu) that kills soemone or harms the environment, as his neighbor I would want his ass kicked hard.

It's all fun and games until his property sinks in, then takes part of yours with it. If we could guarantee he would only cause damage to his own property I wouldn't mind. If he fucks around and buries an alpaca Indian body that then seeps into groundwater then there's likely a problem. There's a chance his problems affect him alone, but also a chance that they could do more damage to everything involved. He really needed to buy a rural property and run his own Indian blood stone mine, then he'd have my approval.

Look, at the very worst, he'll accidantally wipe out some pajeets and some illegal wetbacks. Who even cares? I just want him to reach the crab people in one piece.

I'd still mind, a massive sinkhole next door is going to tank your property value.

You are (presumably) a tax paying, legal, citizen of the states. He lives next to border hopping spics. If he lived next to you, I could see why you'd be concerned. On the other hand, if he completes his mission and he builds his bunker/kill room and you're a good neighbor, you may actually survive WW3 when it inevitably turns nuclear. In that situation your property values wont mean shit and the Tunnel Gurls will rule the world (or whats left of it).

I don't know why this had me snorting with laughter again.

I think it's the unbridled 'tism. Endearing and wholesome.

If "thee" Caroline Farrow approves of Kala's autistic efforts, it is decided, this tranny is Kosher.

Nah shit they're high upstairs - that's bad! Any basement in Virginia can cause elevated radon levels throughout the house just by existing, but any amount of digging is just exponentially increasing the likelihood of stirring it up. It can't be fixed until you get a radon reduction system.

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I'd like to know exactly what the readings were. 4 pCi/L or higher is too high.

He could probably fit out the water sump pump to also pump out radon in the soil; they can bunch those together when installing a radon reduction system. The EPA says, "Often, when a home with a basement has a sump pump to remove unwanted water, the sump can be capped so that it can continue to drain water and serve as the location for a radon suction pipe."

Radon is a glownigger myth to make you shy away from digging sweet ass tunnels and/or kill rooms deep below your house. You've been subverted by the inspector-jew and must reconcile with your inner dwarf if you wish to reach Janna.

 

[King Bradley]

lovecraftian horror

Maybe thats the end goal. The roommates slowly going insane as the tunnel goes deeper into the earth to reach some sleeping eldritch horror. The entity might be communicating with him and trooning out and wanting to be an indian might be a side effects to the madness.

 

[DarkHummer]

The full article is behind a paywall on Erie Times-News but Millcreek Township matches up with the other address registered to the parents (that they purchased in 1997

The full article is behind a paywall on Erie Times-News but Millcreek Township matches up with the other address registered to the parents (that they purchased in 1997) at

4711 Lake Pleasant Rd
Erie, PA

According to Redfin that address is zoned for McDowell High School

Here's a cleaner version of that article you pulled up. Guess he went to community college for a year before transferring to Gannon. Explains the three years of yearbooks and not four.

 

[apple fritter]

Here's a cleaner version of that article you pulled up. Guess he went to community college for a year before transferring to Gannon. Explains the three years of yearbooks and not four.
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Thank you for this!

 

[Mr. 305]

I'd like to know exactly what the readings were. 4 pCi/L or higher is too high.

Here they are from this video
In the tunnel: 36 cpm
In the subbasement: 16 cpm
In the house: 9 cpm
(I tried to upload screenshots but the farms won't let me right now)

 

[Asian tech support]

Here's a cleaner version of that article you pulled up. Guess he went to community college for a year before transferring to Gannon. Explains the three years of yearbooks and not four.
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If he lived in Millcreek Twp, then yeah that confirms he went to McDowell. I wonder why he came up as going to General Mclane, but no matter. Part of that was my bad - I forgot they left the McKean house in '97 and I fixated on that. Knowing Loreis are a dime a dozen up there, there's the possibility I've tracked down the wrong Jacob Lorei but who knows. Dead end. At least we've got the weight school now.

 

[Surfin Terf]

In one video he says that it takes him 3 weeks to remove 10 cubic yards of rock, but the consensus seems to be that his tunnel is 30 feet long which would translate to (assuming that the tunnel is about 3 square yards at the cross section, eg 4.5 feet wide and 6 feet tall, 10 cubic yards would be 10 feet of length) 9 weeks and at this point his tunnel would be over 200 feet long by now and approaching 300 feet (according to the description for this video he started digging in late August). Even if work had slowed down or he'd lost several weeks due to bottlenecks or the elephant's foot or what-have-you, 30 feet is so much less than he should have that it needs explanation.

Why I find this so humorous and why I’m kinda in his side is that the mainstream TikTokers and redditors aren’t calling him out for being a creepy tranny that is skin walking an Indian chick. They are calling him out for muh white privilege over his illegal immigrant neighbors and supporting trump.

The subreddit seems to mostly dislike him for being arrogant and dishonest. They aren't calling him out for being a tranny or for being a fake Hindu, but they aren't really playing along with it beyond using his pronouns (which I assume is a global reddit rule).

 

[Trianon]

Here they are from this video
In the tunnel: 36 cpm
In the subbasement: 16 cpm
In the house: 9 cpm
(I tried to upload screenshots but the farms won't let me right now)

Hmm, it looks like he's using a normal geiger counter. I'm not sure it's going to tell him much about radon specifically, just general radiation.

 

[Oxyjen]

Even if work had slowed down or he'd lost several weeks due to bottlenecks or the elephant's foot or what-have-you, 30 feet is so much less than he should have that it needs explanation.

It seemed to me that he did the material removal in a sprint (presumably with pit props?) and then spent much more time figuring out how to do the forms and pouring the concrete and all that (and making a bit of a hash of it). Even if the videos glosses over that part I’d be surprised if the amount of tunnel is all that extensive.