Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Someone shared a hot tub clip the other day that I hadn’t seen before. It’s the one where he claims his show has never had a law theme. He says it has a Nick theme and says the name is because it just so happens that his business is called Rekieta Law.

I guess he expects everyone to memory hole the LawTube saga and numerous lawyer panels? If he wants to move on and change his content focus, that's fine, but pretending his channel wasn't primarily focused on legal matters is an outright and easily disproved lie.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If he wants to move on and change his content focus, that's fine, but pretending his channel wasn't primarily focused on legal matters is an outright and easily disproved lie.

You misunderstand. Nick’s not pretending and he’s not lying. He genuinely believes that he is the hook for his streams. That’s how far gone he is.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

I wonder who this someone is because I'm (basically) a native speaker and I think it comes off as try-hard and stupid.


怒: Fury? Fair enough. It means anguish so it could also mean fury.
節: Control. I guess to be frugal implies great control of oneself. This kind of works.
俠: Chivalry???? Okay, I hit the nail on the head with "white knight" but that's more of a pathetic implication than chivalry. FYI, the one letter verb for white knighting is called "舔" which means lick, ie, literally licking the high heels of some whore. Yeah, welcome to the Chinese language.
尊 would probably be a better choice which means respect.
瞻: Courage? A better word would be 勇 which literally means courage.

Urgh, what a joke. 炒麵 would at least be funny.

Could we poetically translate it as “heroically gazing at an angry knot”?

 

[AltisticRight]

This man can help you with steering your wife's beliefs:

https://twitter.com/parcel_gary/status/1698119393786593696

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They can give the household delicacies a try with this method.
Don't forget the leash and the ballgag, Balldo.

Imagine zoomorphising yourself as a fucking dog, without being a grotesque furfag of sorts.
This has to be some kind of exhibitionist fetish.

Could we poetically translate it as “heroically gazing at an angry knot”?

The white knight angrily gazes at the (tied) knot (as he discovers MANdy to be a MAN).

 

[DumbDude43]

You misunderstand. Nick’s not pretending and he’s not lying. He genuinely believes that he is the hook for his streams. That’s how far gone he is.

i mean he WAS the hook for his content. he was a real lawyer explaining the legal side of various lolsuits to the lolcow audience. that's what made him unique in this space, and that's what got him his initial audience.
his mistake is to think that people watched him because of his ~personality~ when what they were really interested in was his skillset which was (and still is) very rare in this space.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

i mean he WAS the hook for his content. he was a real lawyer explaining the legal side of various lolsuits to the lolcow audience. that's what made him unique in this space, and that's what got him his initial audience.
his mistake is to think that people watched him because of his ~personality~ when what they were really interested in was his skillset which was (and still is) very rare in this space.

It's interesting. Why would a lawyer get into labyrinthine online nerd spaces?

I just listened to the game creation of Forgotten City. The guy was a lawyer that was making a skyrim mod on the side. And when it became succesful and the first interviews hit, one of the lawyers at his firm gave him a firm rebuke. "Is this you? A lawyer should spend his every productive hour on the law."

In the end he ended up leaving the law profession.

Rekieta must by definition be on the very most irresponsible side of the scale among lawyers to have even got into this content. The seeds of his success and doing something very unique/rare were also the seeds of his destruction.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

-clip of Nick saying he's tired of talking about Trump and your stupid guns-

 

[Maude Snew]

The fucking show was called "Lawsplaining the Interwebs."

His very first video on YouTube, uploaded in 2018, was about the Maddox case.

This is all stuff anybody can go check.

Incel prude, this has always been his logo and brand.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

I hope he somehow disgusts someone like Critical Drinker and has a gay rant about how Drinker isn’t a real alcoholic.

Everyone: Put the bottle down, Nick! Your family is concerned about you!
Nick: Nah, it'll be fine.

 

[Pomniman]

Could we poetically translate it as “heroically gazing at an angry knot”?

Crouching Balldo, Hidden Baddragon

 

[AltisticRight]

I made a new logo for my Balldo summaries.

 

[Obsul]

I made a new logo for my Balldo summaries.

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Thanks, doc.

 

[RollerGator]

I had no idea Nick was friends with those impoverished retarded steel toe losers. The woman is known as MegaMind due to her massive forehead.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I'm a dipshit social retard who's too quiet for his own good, exhausted by social interactions, and a drink or two is enough to grease the wheels such that I actually enjoy being around people I don't know very well.

I fucking hate people and would never take shit to dull my perceptions in order to fit in with a bunch of normies. Fuck that. I HATE making perfunctory talk with people.

As for Rumble, I think the set out with good intentions, but I'm beginning to think they don't really have a workable business strategy.

I have the utmost confidence Rumble will get ratfucked before the election like Parler.

Someone shared a hot tub clip the other day that I hadn’t seen before. It’s the one where he claims his show has never had a law theme. He says it has a Nick theme and says the name is because it just so happens that his business is called Rekieta Law.

The dumbass thought he was the new Howard Stern. That's the problem he is the NEW Howard Stern. Loathsome, insular, out of touch retard with a shit work ethic that the normal Jane and Joe can't relate to.

 

[Captain Manning]

I made a new logo for my Balldo summaries.

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Brilliant.

Hey, did you ever send those Balldo icon SVGs to Null? I feel like that fell by the wayside, and with Nick winning LotY... well...

I have the utmost confidence Rumble will get ratfucked before the election like Parler.

Probably.

What's interesting though is I don't think Rekieta will have much, if anything, to do with it.

How much of a threat to Sleepy Joe is a guy who rams bottles up his ass, and calls Eric July a nigger anyways? Even a lot of people on the right think Nick a clown now.

Somebody like Mersh is more likely to cause pearl clutching when he starts ranting about Jews.

 

[AltisticRight]

Hey, did you ever send those Balldo icon SVGs to Null? I feel like that fell by the wayside, and with Nick winning LotY... well...

Check the pinned post, someone made better revisions but no changes have been implemented so far.

 

[feral cat #6385]

clip of Nick saying he's tired of talking about Trump and your stupid guns-

Pathetic. I might have a shard of respect if he stuck to his principles.

How much of a threat to Sleepy Joe is a guy who rams bottles up his ass, and calls Eric July a nigger anyways?

Not Nick or any streamer in particular. Rumble itself being shut down like they did with Parler last election.

 

[Captain Manning]

Not Nick or any streamer in particular. Rumble itself being shut down like they did with Parler last election.

No, I get what you're saying. I'm saying they're not gonna see Nick and be like "OMG! We gotta shut down Rumble." They'll do it because they don't like other stuff they see from the platform.

 

[Maude Snew]

No, I get what you're saying. I'm saying they're not gonna see Nick and be like "OMG! We gotta shut down Rumble." They'll do it because they don't like other stuff they see from the platform.

There's still time for Nick to randomly meet Hunter Biden at some MDMA underwear sex party at a gay bar he goes to completely by chance. I could see it happen.

 

[Potatoherder]

Short stream tonight and YT beat out rumble by over double at $97. He said nothing in chat and nothing interesting in chat from my searches.

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