Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Chicken Nugget Scoon]

What's the worst thing Shmorky ever did at the office? Worst thing you might've seen him do? Stuff that raised alarm bells, sorry if it's stuff already answered like the whole "Tumblr" phase, but I'd like to know more about specific events too.

 

[A Hotdog]

He's not wrong!

 

[Donovan the Man]

Did smorky drew himself with titties?

 

[wew lad]

Did smorky drew himself with titties?

They're awfully perky for 40-year-old man titties.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

How often did Shmorky interact with the userbase?

 

[Flareon]

He's not wrong!

At least the face is accurate

 

[PTNR 2.0]

@Lowtax did any of the mods/admins/writers think Shmorky was a creep and want him fired before you started to get sick of him? On the flip side, are there any mods/admins/writers who think him getting fired for being an increasingly shrill, creepy genderspecial dramatic snowflake was p r o b l e m a t i c and weren't happy with it? Obviously you don't have to name names.

 

[on a serious note]

Just popping back in here to say that I still can't believe that's his real voice

 

[Internet War Criminal]

That's because it's not

 

[Beaniebon]

That's because it's not

At this point where he has spoken in it everyday 24/7 for years it probably is how he naturally talks now.

 

[InLivingTuna]

He's not wrong!

David has been drawing a lot of this human character lately, I guess it's supposed to be some sorta representation of him?? I have to notice that even when he draws himself ugly, he still draws himself short and relatively thin when he's actually 6 feet tall. Anything for David to be the genderless blob he never could.

 

[BubbleButt]

Good God Shmorky is an unkempt public toilet of a human being. Just shit all over.

 

[Beaniebon]

Can someone explain this image to me? Are those roles of loose skin or are they like some weird furry thing with multiple tits running up the torso?

 

[Super Collie]

Can someone explain this image to me? Are those roles of loose skin or are they like some weird furry thing with multiple tits running up the torso?

Yes.

 

[HickoryDickory]

I guess it's his coming to terms with middle-age spread.

 

[AnOminous]

He's turning into a klurf.

 

[Bungleboy]

He's turning into a klurf.

And I still can't masturbate to his drawings.

 

[Zorceror44]

And I still can't masturbate to his drawings.

Not with that attitude. When we see challenges in our life, we must try to conquer them. Do what you once thought was impossible and you can do anything...

Ahh, who am I kidding? It's impossible.

 

[polonium]

And I still can't masturbate to his drawings.

It's okay, Dave masturbates to them enough for everyone

 

[Bungleboy]

It's okay, Dave masturbates to them enough for everyone

Fuck you for that mental image