Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Does this look like the face of a, and I use the term loosely, man who is familiar with the concept of cleaning oneself or one's surroundings in any way, shape, or form?
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This was him on TV.

You know how in the tv they got people to prepare someone before going in so they show well on the cameras?
They would need Ulillillia to degrease Patrick like one of his pizzas.

 

[grapeshark77]

Pat spelling the name of the Farscape character wrong is perfect. Thank you for your service, Caverlock.

The conclusion of the Velma thing got me. Imagine following this guy for "Biden is good" takes and he throws this on the feed.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Pat is really fucking going for it today, he has made hundreds of tweets in the past few hours. I think this is my favourite bit.

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Here comes Doctor Badger
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Impressive stats. Someone needs to kep track
We got a Hall of Famer
I need me a Fatrick rookie card

Pat is really fucking going for it today, he has made hundreds of tweets in the past few hours. I think this is my favourite bit.

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Here comes Doctor Badger
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Fat is going to sue twitter when his weak heart gives out

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

The conclusion of the Velma thing got me. Imagine following this guy for "Biden is good" takes and he throws this on the feed.

I would stop following everyone else so just Jennifer would show up on my feed tbh. But thats probably because I would be laughing at him

 

[Post Reply]

Pat spelling the name of the Farscape character wrong is perfect. Thank you for your service, Caverlock.

The conclusion of the Velma thing got me. Imagine following this guy for "Biden is good" takes and he throws this on the feed.

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"Wrong as always, stalker. Scooby-doo did not fart in my waifu Velma's vagina."

 

[Something Awful]

Haha, OK.

Sounds like something you'd overhear at a serial killer convention.

(Also note that technically it just says "a girl in college", not that Patrick himself was enrolled)

 

[Señora Airi]

Calling black men boys? Lets hear it for Patrick's orbiter Jackie.

1st the black man's take
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archive/xit needing pop'n

And Jackie

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archive/Butt Legal showing her xitty ass.

It's funny how colored influencers get called out then say stuff akin to a plantation owner in the 1840s.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

He couldn't sneak up on Helen Keller.

Flabby Snake

I know Dan’s status as a hard man is disputed, but I would actually like to see Fatrick confront and try to fight him.

Pat would never agree to it because he is only tough on his phone but they need to do a content creator boxing match. Dan would be training in the mountains like Rocky 4 while Pat would be childing people online and eating homemade deli meat. Dan isn't a hard ass but Patrick is a fat fucking pussy with bitch tits. Since Jackie is built like an overweight man, Dan would need to defend the belt against her after he beats Patrick's brains in.

Ah tis truly nice to start a day at the office with a sight like this with my coffee. Gonna hit the day with a smile on my face, a song in my heart, and the existential satisfaction of knowing fatrick is still a fat faggot (with bitch tits)

That's the beauty of Patrick. He will never change. He'll keep childing online all day everyday. He'll keep blacking out in an alcoholic stupor. And he'll never do anything to improve his life. He is truly a cow among cows. He will never change a fucking thing until the heat death of the universe or until his fat liver explodes.

 

[FinnSven]

Pat would never agree to it because he is only tough on his phone but they need to do a content creator boxing match. Dan would be training in the mountains like Rocky 4 while Pat would be childing people online and eating homemade deli meat. Dan isn't a hard ass but Patrick is a fat fucking pussy with bitch tits. Since Jackie is built like an overweight man, Dan would need to defend the belt against her after he beats Patrick's brains in.

Well Fatrick should go through with this.

Win or lose he would gain more respect if he agreed to and stepped in the ring.

The only problem would be if Dan drops below heavyweight.
There is no upper limit on heavyweights so Fatrick will be fine even if they have to take him to a shipyard to be weighed in.

 

[Maude Snew]

Flabby Snake

Come on. Solid Cake was right there.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Jesus Christ, when you think Jennifer can't get any more pathetic... Brotherman Sink Inspector found Jen's panel at Confusion 2024 and well... read it for yourselves:


I'd neck myself right then and there. Scratch that, I'd have done it much much earlier (after the faucet reveal at the latest!).

Because let's be honest, if you got to that point, how much lower could you go? What's there below rock bottom?

Apparently, the answer is "following a tranny with your lecture on STDs in alien crabs and why we should be glad for disease-ridden space whores"

Edit: there are clearly many typos in that press release though:

The correct one clearly should be

"Eating Everything and writing for an IP is too challenging"

Edit 2: his stunning and beautiful panel colleague:

 

[Post Reply]

Jesus Christ, when you think Jennifer can't get any more pathetic... Brotherman Sink Inspector found Jen's panel at Confusion 2024 and well... read it for yourselves:
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I'd neck myself right then and there. Scratch that, I'd have done it much much earlier (after the faucet reveal at the latest, because let's be honest, if you got to that point, how much lower could you go?
What's there below rock bottom?

Apparently, the answers is "following a tranny with your lecture on STDs in alien crabs and why we should be glad for disease-ridden space whores"

Finally, Patrick gets to opine on the one topic he might genuinely be an expert in. Herpes... IN SPAAAACE!

 

[bile demon]

Fat is going to sue twitter when his weak heart gives out

Being mad on the Internet twitter is actually a stronger predictor for a heart attack than any other commonly cited risk factor.

As you can see from figure 2, acting like a fat faggot with bitch tits online poses a greater threat to your heart than being an obese diabetic nigger does.

To further confirm the validity of the theoretical model posted above, you can clearly see a change of trend in heart disease mortality in Milwaukee corresponding to Fat's twitter activity. The death rate was constant until the fateful day of Norm/11 when the buckbreaking began; Pigman has been sperging up a storm ever since and the rate of fatal heart attacks in the surrounding area rose accordingly due to people being exposed to lethal amounts of faggotry via the information superhighway.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Being mad on the Internet twitter is actually a stronger predictor for a heart attack than any other commonly cited risk factor.
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As you can see from figure 2, acting like a fat faggot with bitch tits online poses a greater threat to your heart than being an obese diabetic nigger does.

To further confirm the validity of the theoretical model posted above, you can clearly see a change of trend in heart disease mortality in Milwaukee corresponding to Fat's twitter activity. The death rate was constant until the fateful day of Norm/11 when the buckbreaking began; Pigman has been sperging up a storm ever since and the rate of fatal heart attacks in the surrounding area rose accordingly due to people being exposed to lethal amounts of faggotry via the information superhighway.
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NIGGER THIS IS BOOK LEARNIN FOR REl

 

[cerulean hydra]

Come on. Solid Cake was right there.

No stalker, it wasn't.

Pat already ate it. Enjoy prison.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

My first thought reading that it's a panel followed by space crab herpes is that the troon will get hot (read: his axe wound will produce extra pus) as Pat monologues about sex positivity with xe/xir space crabs and every time he affirms xir pronouns the troon will swoon.

Then they go to the hotel room and Pat shows him what things he's into.

 

[FinnSven]

My first thought reading that it's a panel followed by space crab herpes is that the troon will get hot (read: his axe wound will produce extra pus) as Pat monologues about sex positivity with xe/xir space crabs and every time he affirms xir pronouns the troon will swoon.

Then they go to the hotel room and Pat shows him what things he's into.

But then black men will emerge from the cupboard to fart in the stinkditch before the troon sits on the largest baldest one’s lap as Fatrick stands in the doorway looking pathetic.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Kelley Skovron

I try to be pretty forgiving of people's looks (since they often can't help it) but this individual has a serious case of Easter Island moai with a possible secondary diagnosis of Dina Fritz titan from Attack on Titan.

Not to be autistic but AoT is one of the few pieces of media that has actually elicited terror for me. Nerve wracking shit. However not nearly as terrifying as Patrick's BMI.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Well Fatrick should go through with this.

Win or lose he would gain more respect if he agreed to and stepped in the ring.

Pat would get some cred. Boogie got his ass kicked by wings but he got respect for about 10 minutes just for showing up. Dan would be all for it. Fatrick would use his fake tough guy excuse he used in the court with his police escort.

"No baby child. I will not fight Dan for his safety. Im a black belt in six different martial arts and trained in knife fighting. Oh no stalker, Dan is in danger not me."

It will never happen but who doesn't like to see two drunk retards pummel each other.

 

[John_Smith]

Get out the bingo cards, Kiwis. Let's see that Troon has
1. That AGP smirk
2. a scarf to hide his adam's apple. He also wears a choker to hide it
3. the Kyphosis
4. A massive jaw suitable for cracking brazil nuts.

Don't you just love it when the stereotype is accurate?

I predict Jennifer will be overcome with thirst and make a drunken pass at Mr. Skovron. At the very least Jennifer will flirt with him while they are seated together in front of the audience.