Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss Thread - Now a Griefing Thread

[Niggerphobe]

What’s better animated the actual show or that 50k femdom thing

 

[Islamic Jihad Rocket]

Waking up to read how the guy who made the fucking CARTOON rap battles of all things, spent 50k on a single animation for a three minute video just to be violated by Charlie has to be some of the funniest shit I’ve read in this thread. Its ironic that the most Hazbin can bring to the table is spawning some of the most entertaining train wrecks any fandom can have.

 

[Shidoen]

if you had 50k what you pay to be animated?

A commercial made by Richard Williams.

 

[The Nothingness]

Why is an angel structurally the same as a demon? The easy answer is "She can't draw anything else" but I want the in-universe reason if they give one.

Plot twist: Adam and his group are demons. What? Did you expect demons to tell the truth?

Demons were fallen angels even in Christianity. Lucifer was the brightest of the angels before pride led him into revolt.

Yeah like why do these fuckers have horns (in normal demon horn shape too) and sharp teeth??? Meanwhile most of the citizens of hell just look like regular furries

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Paint em red and slap on some pupils and you have blitzo

I harken back to a post I made just over a year ago.

Hell-born demons are tired of sinner demons coming to their land (and taking their jobs)? That seems to be the one topic Vivz hasn't even covered yet on HB.

It would have been a neat twist and in line with Christian theology where Lucifer refused to worship Adam because he saw angels were higher than humans and he (along with those followed) seek to separate people from God where they will then be tormented for eternity when they die. So, all the Exterminators are really fallen angels that want the sinners to suffer.

Am I too late to expect the first orange skinned demon/angel to be introduced to be fat, old, uncharismatic, stupid and with a small penis?

To be even further topical, the Exterminators could have been a extremist group of demons who see Lucifer as soft and plan on "making Hell great again" by conspiring to usurp his throne.

 

[goodbudweiser]

episode 1

Spoiler: thoughts

• Everyone sounds weird besides Charlie. Vagie sounds trans.
• wtf do you mean Lilith has been missing for years like where could she have gone if she's not dead/ in hell? Is she in heaven?
• Adam is an angel even though he ate the apple? The joke is he's as bad as some of those in hell
••Side note a) in Helluva Boss demons can be hellborn aka they allow demons to reproduce. Surly they would be less "full" of demons if they couldn't have children.
•• and b) I think the angels look like imps/ demons on purpose, because no one is truly "free from sin" and everything isn't "black and white". Charlie is a better 'angel' then Adam.
• if they moved up the date because an angel from heaven died, how do we know it wasn't a suicide?
• in one of the other songs Anubis is literally fucking cannon. So not only Christianity is "cannon"? Whatever

It 'officially' doesn't come out until Jan 18th (according to Prime).

 

[crowabunga]

Lmao, and Null said there were no black lolcows.

Manlets can't be properly black just like the morbidly obese can't be properly gendered.

 

[Male Idiot]

Damn nigga for 50k y'all can be hirin' some real ass hookers gnomesayin?

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

This nigga managed to do what lonely /x/ schizos who want to fuck a succubus have spent their entire lives trying to attain just by bankrupting himself and destroying his career and reputation, so there's at least that (?)

Damn nigga for 50k y'all can be hirin' some real ass hookers gnomesayin?

For that amount of money, you can just a real gf or a trophy/mail-order wife.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Nigga looks like the younger brother of that fart fetish nigga animated James.

 

[JelloJerk]

People started talking about it before I could finish the post but here's more detail regarding:
The man who bankrupted himself so he could goon to Hazbin Hotel

No fucking way. Not the Thanos beatbox guy. I am falling to my knees. A tear rolling down my cheek. A cry of anguish escaping my lips.

 

[Troonos]

Beatboxing is probably the gayest thing ever invented by mankind, so I'm not surprised that a beatboxer ended up being a degenerate.

 

[CptnSnshn]

Why do animators have to make everyone gay and a girlboss I just want interesting characters and plotlines, I don't even care if they're gay but why shove it in everyones face.

 

[WEEKEND]

I didn't even know that Hazbin Hotel was being made. Anyway, lol lmao.

 

[Shidoen]

You think they’re going to add Cain and Abel and make them gay lovers where Cain just made an accident with the rock?

 

[Retink Retunk]

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I fucking hate the writing in this show. You could've had something genuinely interesting but no. What is this?

The longer these shows go on, the more shit they become. The writing is garbage and apparently they have one voice actor because this random dude has the same voice as Mammon which was the only episode I watched in the last year.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

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I fucking hate the writing in this show. You could've had something genuinely interesting but no. What is this?

I'm so fucking glad I never humored this shit or gave it a chance whatsoever. It had all the earmarks of hack Millennial writing, just be as annoyingly crass as possible, and it even looks like a Homestuck ripoff.

Are there any Homestuck fans on KF? I know nothing about Homestuck but it can't possibly be worse than this.

 

[Croaking Spider]

On one hand, 50k is a lot of money to meme on yourself and sink your online presence. On the other, the animation itself isn't bad. He should have went all-in and slipped the animator another 25k to finish it up. It's really not all that provocative. It's like Valentine's Day surprise tier at most.

Imagine spending 50 grand to get a cartoon woman to bind you to a bed and not even catch a nut. How, as the kids these days say, "down bad" does a man have to get to spend money to edge to HIMSELF?

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I have always assumed anyone into Hazbin or any of the related alt-indie internet cartoons was a literal/mental child or a disgusting coomer and I've yet to be proven wrong.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

The motto of jannies everywhere:

Back on topic: another review.

While there’s some fun to be had with its song-and-dance mode, it’s impossible to ignore how closely Hazbin’s concepts of mature themes and comedy match up with those of a 15-year-old boy.

Despite having what seems like a great premise for a hangout comedy, Hazbin struggles with its storytelling. The show’s lore is condensed into a brisk explainer at the top of the premiere, and new characters and subplots are introduced abruptly. With eight episodes to pad out, Medrano (who created and co-writes the Prime Video show) tries to breathlessly expand the narrative to accommodate the increased runtime—while still including multiple musical numbers. But stuffing more into it makes the show feel bloated, not fuller.

Hazbin’s Hell only works when it’s used in ironic contrast to Charlie’s cheery persona. Otherwise, it subsists only on superficial shock value, a flaw that plagues the entire show. Despite the errant dominatrixes and omnipresent death, the sordid setting is neither grotesque nor novel; if you’re grossed out, you probably haven’t watched any recent Adult Swim cartoon. The most horrific thing about these Hell demons is their penchant for incessant, lame sex jokes and phrases like “rancid fuckhole.” Whether or not you find the occasional gore scary and cartoon characters screaming “pussy” hilarious is on you, but it’s hard to argue that any of this is boundary-pushing for an adult viewer.

It’s clear that art and music are Medrano’s strong suits, not screenwriting. But in transitioning the YouTube hit to streaming, she borrowed from the wrong “adult TV” playbook, the one that prioritizes cheap thrills over deep thought. Hopefully Hazbin Hotel will stay on a more compelling path on its way toward the already confirmed Season 2, continuing to explore characters’ traumas, desires, and fears. Otherwise, beyond beautiful animation and toe-tapping tunes, there’s little reason to further extend its stay.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Another thing I hate about this series is the Cartoon Network art style. It strikes me as a cost cutting measure and not a real style choice, or an attempt at being anime without the anime.