I am completely sick of the DarksydePhil retards

[Null]

I imagine that if someone asked for Phil to get deplatformed/hacked they would have gotten a pink triangle and labeled as tards.

Dude all this shit they do has been going on longer than such a thing. They always back this up by saying he steals from retards and lies about where his money goes, therefore it's cool.

I do feel it's completely justified to be pissed when retards like you deliberately shit on me for asking the most basic fucking things out of you.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

DSP's general incompetence with pretty much everything is funny, as are the incredible amount of hoops he'll jump through to absolve himself of all blame. 87% of DSP posters are fine with just watching the trainwreck, it's the 13% that are responsible for 100% of all faggotry.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

The problem is that Phil is such a slowcow. He makes shitty react content and people hate him. He can produce some laughs but as of late like with Cobra or recently Daniel Larson, people all want clout and money for destroying some goofy fuck. Phil is at his best when he can't figure out basic mechanics in a video game not when a faggot has been fucking with his internet for years. He's at his best when his ex-girlfriend says "typical men who can't satisfy the simple needs of a woman." Not when they're trying to sneak pictures of Kat at her work for Discord and Xwitter likes. Yes, DSP is a bad person but let him be the constructor of his own demise and let me enjoy the journey of this washed-up Street Fighter that I've been watching for the last 12 years.

 

[Corpun]

Dude all this shit they do has been going on longer than such a thing. They always back this up by saying he steals from retards and lies about where his money goes, therefore it's cool.

We point and laugh at him because he is an extremely delusional narcissist who is getting more delusional by the day, not because he steals money from retards who would give it away to someone else without him being there.

 

[The Entity]

DSP has had one of his most productive years in 2023 in terms of milking even if you ignore the criminal shit.
The interview, which was entirely his idea and came to him in a dream was funny. His beef with ltg in the summer was funny. Him pretending to be on his death bed for 2 weeks from a common cold was funny.

Every lolcow has a small number of people wishing harm upon them, and I am not really seeing a larger than average amount in the dsp sub forums. Most people just wanna laugh at the retarded shit he uploads on the internet.

 

[Incel Death Note]

lol calm down

 

[TyrasGuard]

Dude all this shit they do has been going on longer than such a thing. They always back this up by saying he steals from retards and lies about where his money goes, therefore it's cool.

I do feel it's completely justified to be pissed when retards like you deliberately shit on me for asking the most basic fucking things out of you.

Then close it down. The DSP subforum does not need to exist at all. I promise you, it won't make a difference. All the discussion happens on the YouTube channels that cover him (Memology, Doody, PoP)

Everything funny that happens on his stream gets clipped and talked about on the respective channels too, it never gets posted in this subforum, you never see anything or hear anything in this subforum that's not already covered on those YouTube channels.

Everyone just points and laughs at him for being a complete delusional idiot. I have no idea who you are talking with honestly.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

DSP doesn't need a whole board at this point though, just allow a DSP thread in Internet Famous and ban the handful of retards who get irrationally angry about him. It's really not that many,

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Despite DSP being completely boring, he is like the Cthulhu of lolcows. Staring at him for too long will drive you into a completely neurotic state.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I've believed for a long time now that the only thing propping DSP up is the detractors. His big-time whales only give him money for the attention it gives them here and how it pisses off his detractors. He will fade away without this place. Ironically that's what all those people claim to want.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Then close it down. The DSP subforum does not need to exist at all. I promise you, it won't make a difference. All the discussion happens on the YouTube channels that cover him (Memology, Doody, PoP)

Everything funny that happens on his stream gets clipped and talked about on the respective channels too, it never gets posted in this subforum, you never see anything or hear anything in this subforum that's not already covered on those YouTube channels.

Everyone just points and laughs at him for being a complete delusional idiot. I have no idea who you are talking with honestly.

1. Don't mention Doody, he's fucking trash.
2. Without the forum, a lot of the 'rumors, lies and/or speculation' gets verified or denied, usually with clips, xweets etc. which is good when you're dealing with a liar like DSP. Most channels don't cover him well. Snort Burnell, Mr. Stuff and Memeology DSP are the okay ones.
3. You sound angry.

 

[Kongolo]

So I present an ultimatum: Find something that Phil has done in the last year that's funny and that was not induced by people committing crimes against him.

 

[JamusActimus]

Dsp people are beast of habitudes. Dsp content is their goyslop. It's not that good but it feels familiar and easy.
I am rather indifferent to them because they tend to stay in their own subforum and don't really bother me.

• Lolcows should be funny.

Dsp is funny as an anti let's player and because of his ability to fail upward.

• Lolcows should be funny without help.

Dsp is funny and sometimes external help makes him funnier. The router stuff, the lawsuit and the WWE stuff is funny but not fully created by Phill

• Committing crimes against lolcows is never funny.

When someone else than a kiwi does it and it's funny I will laugh at it. I won't justify or encourage tho. Like when Ralph got assaulted the second time it was funny af

• Deplatforming a lolcow is antithetical to the ethos of the forum.

Yes that true you should want a lolcow to succed and produce as much milk as possible. It's very important to not spook them into DFE-ing. Dsp people want him to fail and sometimes they are pretty extra about it.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

If you're still anal pained about cheese, kill yourself.

Why are you threatening suicide?





If I get banned for this, know it was worth every second.

 

[JamusActimus]

Surprised this isn't featured like the cheese incident.

Featuring a thread makes it worse and adds a lot of pages of fluff.

 

[draggs]

DSP proves yet again that he will outlast all

 

[No. 7 cat]

E-famous a-loggers of cows or those try to insert themselves into the lolcow story are excruciating. Unless Phil and Kat decided to become, I dunno, serial killers, recording and laughing at the eternal Phil should be it. I hope certain people heed the wise words of our Ooperator.

 

[Corpun]

I've believed for a long time now that the only thing propping DSP up is the detractors. His big-time whales only give him money for the attention it gives them here and how it pisses off his detractors. He will fade away without this place. Ironically that's what all those people claim to want.

The whales will still exist. Detractor channels will still upload. It's not like we stop talking about DSP here and suddenly OIC, OMM, PlanetJeff and the rest move on with their pathetic lives.

1. Don't mention Doody, he's fucking trash.
2. Without the forum, a lot of the 'rumors, lies and/or speculation' gets verified or denied, usually with clips, xweets etc. which is good when you're dealing with a liar like DSP. Most channels don't cover him well. Snort Burnell, Mr. Stuff and Memeology DSP are the okay ones.
3. You sound angry.

4. The Subforum functions as a way to compile shit the detractor channels upload or stream about.

Without the forum you would have a lot more people like the DSP subreddit faggots who take everything as gospel even without proof and are the people Null thinks detractors are.

Committing crimes against lolcows is never funny.

No one ever asked for someone to get into his bank account and leak his spending. No one asked for someone to fuck with his router. When these things happened we pointed and laughed and moved on with whatever information could actually be gleaned (MOreso the bank leaks than the ComCast retard).

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The whales will still exist. Detractor channels will still upload. It's not like we stop talking about DSP here and suddenly OIC, OMM, PlanetJeff and the rest move on with their pathetic lives.

I really disagree. OIC wants your attention more than he wants DSP's. This has been obvious for like years now. It's his fetish. That's why he has a dozen accounts here and his own dedicated thread in the DSP sub-forum. I guess we'll see now.

 

[Agent Proper]

The whales will still exist. Detractor channels will still upload. It's not like we stop talking about DSP here and suddenly OIC, OMM, PlanetJeff and the rest move on with their pathetic lives.

4. The Subforum functions as a way to compile shit the detractor channels upload or stream about.

Without the forum you would have a lot more people like the DSP subreddit faggots who take everything as gospel even without proof and are the people Null thinks detractors are.

No one ever asked for someone to get into his bank account and leak his spending. No one asked for someone to fuck with his router. When these things happened we pointed and laughed and moved on with whatever information could actually be gleaned (MOreso the bank leaks than the ComCast retard).

We don't even know if that gay retarded Comcast shit was real.