Hmm... she had a 78 minute livestream and nobody mentioned it.
She begins, looking blotchy and eating "homemade" soup-like substance that she herself cannot identify, even though she made it. She shares the recipe and it sounds terrible.
She is using a chipper voice, making chit-chat with the Beezers.
She assures us she's doing well, binge-free and not eating sweets. Her eyes get all bulgy and buggy as she says this, not sure why.
"This is my show now", she tells a Beezer, confirming that Salah will no longer appear.
She says she forgets that Reddit even talks about her, and she just found out recently that they do.
We get a shot of the cat on the sofa, and she calls the cat "BB Joe" or something, not "Julia"
She says the sofa is real comfortable and sturdy, and not hard to get off of, like some people think.
She's happy with the sofas; she wanted to get rid of the blue sofa.
When asked about reaction channels, she says "whatever". People will talk about her whether she's doing good or bad. [note: this remains untested, because we've never seen her doing good or well]
She says she is banned on tiktok from sending or receiving messages, for no reason. She would make comments like "this is dumb!" and they'd remove it for community guidelines. She is like "
whaaa...?" It's OK though because she doesn't like tiktok, but she watches it all the time anyway because it is easy to scroll.
She repeats the sofas are easy to get off of. She says she can dive on the coach, but it won't break.
She tells us she's been eating the produce she bought, and her eyes bug out of her head
again as she says it. She is determined not to let the produce go bad. It's gonna last awhile.
She responds to some braindead Beezers talking about how hard they have it trying to limit their calories.
She picks her nose.
She tells us she used to hate sports, but now it is a "fun exercise"
She has not seen a doctor yet.
She says she has never had broasted chicken before, but tells us it is very good.
She doesn't want an X-box because it is a waste of time.
She admits she couldn't Mario Beeze without a Connor's Pot Pie beside her.
She scoffs at knitting, but she claims she is now constantly sewing, after buying a sewing kit at the Dinar store. There are a lot of holes in her clothes, and she has been sewing them. She tells us she is good at sewing and good at cooking (some things)
She starts flashing her wedding ring very conspicuously while making small talk with random Beezers.
We get more cat shots and more cat voices.
She is gonna try to do more live member streams. She gives Harry the Hamster a peanut every day. She talks about how he goes to the bathroom a lot and she has to change his cage a lot. We get some hamster voices.
She tells us she is "low energy" these days, and yawns.
She gives us a popcorn recipe that sounds a little psychotic.
Some flies are buzzing about. One got in and stayed a long time, she tells us.
She says the park was far from her house, but they needed to drive out that way anyway. "It's one of the biggest ones in Kuwait"
Another shot of the cat sleeping, and kicking her feet as she sleeps.
She then shows off a plate piled high with a variety of candybars. I gotta hand it to her, she resisted for over 40 minutes. She swears again that she hasn't binged. But you have to have treats and sweets for people who visit. "I mean, come on!" she adds. She says she showed us the plate to show us she hasn't eaten any. "You don't offer your guests Snickers?", she asks, surprised.
"I wanna lose weight for my health, number one". She then says she wants to try pomegranates with cottage cheese, but cottage cheese is too expensive.
Some wag suggests Salah should lock the candy bars in a gun safe.
As for the maid, she backtracks a little. There is a cleaning woman who lives in the building. Chantal's back was hurting too much to clean, so they discussed hiring the cleaning lady. But now she's not sure they will because her back feels a little better. She says there is no shame in hiring a maid. She tells us she really hates cleaning. "You see those people on TikTok? They put me to shaaaame!!", she says, in regard to people with clean spaces.
A beezer suggests she livestream herself cleaning, but she seems unenthused.
She tells us that "famous" and "infamous" are the same thing, putting that Honors English afternoon to good use.
She probably won't get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame because she is Canadian. [note: Paul Shaeffer has one!]
The quality of the video starts getting really low-res around the 55-minute mark.
A lot of extraneous chit-chat with the Beezers about absolutely nothing takes up much of the remaining stream. Quality improves.
She stifles a burp at just past the 1:01:00 mark.
"Did you know that TikTok is like a different world?" she asks.
She tells us she loves attention. She reminisces about school days and how she would always laugh at inappropriate times.
She complains that when people get demonetized on YouTube, they don't tell you why.
She tells us again she bought a lot of healthy food, mostly produce. She loves to make a big salad every day. "I'll love cheese forever". She says she has barely made a dent on the cheese, just using a little bit of mozzarella to sprinkle on her food.
She enjoys planning what to eat every morning. Salah bought her a diary, and she writes down all the stuff she's gonna eat. She then recites a typical day of eating, and it is all very healthy and reasonable sounding.
This frequenter of gore sites and slasher film devotee says she doesn't enjoy watching "overly negative things" She talks about discovering the "hate channels" for Amberlynn back in the day. She doesn't understand how people can watch negative things.
She makes some goofy faces.
She's gonna take us winter camping one day!!
Welp this was one long cavalcade of absolutely zero content. I can't see this lasting very long; who would tune in? We learned absolutely zero today, and she just seemed mildly cheerful but sleepy throughout. Eminently skippable, and I hate myself for writing all this...
edit: ninja'd by
@lottalove