2024 bingo card thread - Place your bets here

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Alright we arent even two weeks in 2024 so far we got :

- possible death of the Coach red pill the jewish babuska of kyev in prison , he was sentenced for shitposting against zelensky lol,
- The jewish tunnels under synagogue and possible child sacrifice from a weird sect of jews , combined with stained child matress and strollers for the added horror while the local government desperately tries to bury the whole thing in cement and forget about and the jews rebeling against burying the tunnels and getting arrested i swear this is not a plot in a B movie .

So what is next ?

Post the craziest plausible thing that might happen in 2024 . Or place bets

 

[seri0us]

World War 3.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Republicans nominate someone other then Trump

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

• Trump is re-elected barring any electoral or legal shenanigans
• War in Ukraine ends with an armistice/ceasefire. Russia annexes at least the provinces giving them a land bridge to Crimea, at most everything east of the Dniper River. Zelensky will be out of power and either seeking asylum in some country, or he's getting Qaddafi'd by NATO
• Israel wins their war and annexes Gaza, they go for the West Bank next, which draws the ire of the Arab world like it would anyway
• Israel may also saber rattle at Lebanon more
• Current Houthi situation may escalate into a false flag to justify sending US/allied troops into Iran
• More Cultural Marxism in the US regarding statues and Confederate monuments being removed
• 50/50 supply chain crisis boils over, and a global famine starts
• 50/50 if China will make a move on Taiwan
• More UFO disclosures, building up to "something", but "it", whatever it is, may or may not be fully revealed this year

 

[Chilson]

Sanity reigns again and everyone realizes globohomo is the antichrist that needs to be taken down.

Its sad that this is the least likely and most insane thing that could happen in 2024.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Null finds a gf.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

jewish babuska

It's dedyushka retard

 

[WelperHelper99]

Trump wins bigly

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Late January / Early February Heatwave in North America.

 

[Snuckening2]

CRP turns up alive.
Ralph impregnates some other sloot, probably in her teens.
Trump wins, but some crazy "hail Mary' legal finangling is used (possibly successfully) trying to keep him from actually taking office.
At least one more trans school/mall shooter. Probably several.
Public anti-trans sentiment breaks properly into the mainstream, despite media still trying to frame opposition to troonism as "fringe, far-right hate".
Chantal cheats on hubby
Musk sells Xwitter, probably at a loss
Chris spends at least one night in jail, over some dumb, autistic, cartoon-related freak-out.
Fat Josh

 

[12345]

World War 3.

50/50 if China will make a move on Taiwan

May or may not happen: