Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[indomitable snowman]

That's probably what 2 pounds minimum of meat?
That's insane.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I thought we all knew Jack better by now. He obviously didn’t just have “a rotisserie chicken” for lunch, he had an entire chicken topped with two kinds of shredded cheese and a bag of pork rinds “as a side”.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Jack becoming a meme at this point. Seriously I'm a big guy and I get multiple meals from one of those chickens but fatty eats the whole thing in one sitting? Just the sodium from that is why mushbrain's BP is so high.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I thought we all knew Jack better by now. He obviously didn’t just have “a rotisserie chicken” for lunch, he had an entire chicken topped with two kinds of shredded cheese and a bag of pork rinds “as a side”.

My brain followed this with "well yea he probably got a meal combo, Costco does that right" - which made me reassess the whole situation for a second. He's lazy and immobile, and has a complete lack of any forward thinking. If he had bought a chicken the last time he was at the costco, it would not have survived intact until lunch the next day. Due to his laziness, he most certainly didn't wake up early morning and go to Costco early enough to take a chicken home for lunch.

This man ate an entire chicken in the Costco food court, in front of everyone, all by himself, in one sitting.

This wasn't even the case of a 'lunch' over an hour or so, nobody hangs out in a food court that long while shopping. God I wonder what the staff even thought of that display of gluttony. Its on security cameras, somewhere.

 

[Dondeld Dock]

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I bet you fucking did. Keep it up, fatwad.

This mf is not going to live long at this pace. His arteries are on the verge of exploding and he just keeps eating more.

 

[Tiresome]

This man ate an entire chicken in the Costco food court, in front of everyone, all by himself, in one sitting.

He has one working hand. He would need Tammy's help at the very least to dismantle the thing, which I'm sure he did. Tammy would not sit there and let him do it in public and I'm not so disdainful of Jack to imagine he wouldn't have the shame not to sit there in front of a Costco and eat an entire chicken with a dead claw. He probably ate it at home at 1 or 2 in the afternoon, leaving plenty of time for his double dinners later in the evening before CPAP dreamland.

 

[Whaler]

I like me a good costo rotisserie chicken. Its inexspensive, my hubby and I can get at least two meals out of it, three if I save the carcass for soup, but I am literally disgusted at the thought of consuming an entire chicken in one sitting. How is jack physically not in discomfort from doing that?

Not going to lie, I love those things too. Makes a great dinner and lunch for when my GF and I worked long shifts and just want to get home and take it easy. But the idea of eating one of those things in one sitting actually makes my stomach turn.

 

[Harambe]

He already tried that on what, day 3 claiming his doctor said it was in the 140s and gud? and everyone still called it out as being high.
edit: Yeah, it was back on day 3 with a 144/79 that he was happy about.

That's fucking incredible for a guy who is visibly rotting.

 

[LustrousMelons]

wtf guys stop questioning his eating habits you aren't his mom

 

[Major]

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I bet you fucking did. Keep it up, fatwad.

Only one?

SUrely that's just for starters for him?

 

[p1138]

My brain followed this with "well yea he probably got a meal combo, Costco does that right" - which made me reassess the whole situation for a second. He's lazy and immobile, and has a complete lack of any forward thinking. If he had bought a chicken the last time he was at the costco, it would not have survived intact until lunch the next day. Due to his laziness, he most certainly didn't wake up early morning and go to Costco early enough to take a chicken home for lunch.

This man ate an entire chicken in the Costco food court, in front of everyone, all by himself, in one sitting.

This wasn't even the case of a 'lunch' over an hour or so, nobody hangs out in a food court that long while shopping. God I wonder what the staff even thought of that display of gluttony. Its on security cameras, somewhere.

A whole chicken as a meal combo? lol I bet Tammy just wheeled him over there while she shopped. Just the thought of eating an entire fucking rotisserie chicken as a lunch is disgusting.


Wtf do drink tumblers have to do with car fire insurance?


Why is Fatty so concerned about someone using something other than a can opener?

edit: Wait, is THIS what Fatty must have seen? What a fucking retard.

 

[topshrek]

wtf guys stop questioning his eating habits you aren't his mom

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Writing off any (even supportive) criticism of his diet as people trying to be his mom just reveals the infantile mindset of this lard-assed manchild. I can just imagine Jack sitting in a doctor's office and rolling his one functioning eye before gurgling out "oKaY mOm"as the doctor is pleading with him to reduce his saturated fat/sodium intake before the inevitable 5th Impact occurs.

 

[rubytintedchix]

The calorie count of a whole Costco rotisserie chicken is estimated to be around 2,200 calories, according to My Fitness Pal.

I’m dying at the thought of him sitting and eating an entire chicken himself in the Costco food court sitting in his scooty puff. What a sight to behold. I hope someone was equally horrified and took video.

wtf guys stop questioning his eating habits you aren't his mom

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>do so research, Ken.

Wtf do drink tumblers have to do with car fire insurance?

There was a viral TikTok video going around where a woman’s car caught on fire, but her Stanley drink mug thing was still in the center console and still had ice cubes in/was still cold after the fire or something similar. I guess someone at Stanley saw it and bought her a new car. That’s likely what he’s referencing, but if you didn’t know it just comes across as strokese. He’d probably reeeee about it if you asked him in the comments too.

 

[AnOminous]

I like me a good costo rotisserie chicken. Its inexspensive, my hubby and I can get at least two meals out of it, three if I save the carcass for soup, but I am literally disgusted at the thought of consuming an entire chicken in one sitting. How is jack physically not in discomfort from doing that?

I did this a few times in college, but it was usually when I'd had nothing but ramen noodles the previous day and it was the one meal of the day.

Tammy would not sit there and let him do it in public and I'm not so disdainful of Jack to imagine he wouldn't have the shame not to sit there in front of a Costco and eat an entire chicken with a dead claw.

He lacks the shame not to stick his tongue fully out like he's about to deep throat then ram an entire sandwich down his gullet in one shove, while sauce and grease drips down the front of his shirt, then videotape that, then broadcast it to the entire world. A food court audience is nothing.

Both he and Tammy do that shit while their eyes are literally rolling back in their head in an orgiastic frenzy like they're possessed by gluttony demons.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

We've got another old video from Jack and of course his favorite sauce is the one with the most sugar.

 

[p1138]

We've got another old video from Jack and of course his favorite sauce is the one with the most sugar.

First, I like how he calls this "exclusive footage". Second, it's funny how many people don't care to read the "from last year" part.
But this is just a stupid excuse for him to eat more food, dribble sauce all over himself, lick his filthy fingers, and then "mhmm" and nod as if he's coming up with some deep insight while not bothering to describe the food because he needs to cut the camera so he can chew and swallow. And of course his favorite sauce is the one with the most SHUGUR in it.

 

[The Early 2000s]

We've got another old video from Jack and of course his favorite sauce is the one with the most sugar.

It's DIPPING sauce, not DRENCHING sauce.

 

[Fortnite Bear]

We've got another old video from Jack and of course his favorite sauce is the one with the most sugar.

I can see why this video went unreleased for so long. There’s nothing “exciting” to “discover” here. At least the live show is tomorrow, so there’s something to look forward to.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I like how he calls this "exclusive footage".

I had a good laugh at that. Who else would possibly be filming him in his house? Did he do this video in a lead lined room so the NSA couldn't leak his amazing sauce review?

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Feel free to skip this snoozefest of a video. The conclusion is: Japanese BBQ is the guddest. The others are gud too, but that one is the guddest. No information about what each sauce actually tastes like, nutritional content, etc. He mentions a "Chicken Sauce" that he suspects tastes like Chik-Fil-A sauce, but he never ends up talking about it. Absolutely useless.