Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Markorian]

Get out the bingo cards, Kiwis. Let's see that Troon has
1. That AGP smirk
2. a scarf to hide his adam's apple. He also wears a choker to hide it
3. the Kyphosis
4. A massive jaw suitable for cracking brazil nuts.

Don't you just love it when the stereotype is accurate?

I predict Jennifer will be overcome with thirst and make a drunken pass at Mr. Skovron. At the very least Jennifer will flirt with him while they are seated together in front of the audience.

Bonus round, a cartoon avatar clearly intended to be a self-depiction that doesn't even look remotely like him.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Quoting because image uploads are broke at the moment:

Kelley Skovron is the author of Hacker's Key and the G.I. Joe Classified series for kids, as well as books for teens and adults. They live just outside Washington, DC with a cat, a dog, and a teenager, and it's never a dull moment.

Kelley Skovron is the author of over a dozen books for adults and young readers. Her novels for adults include the Empire of Storms trilogy (Hope and Red, Bane and Shadow, Blood and Tempest) which has been published in nine foreign territories, and the Goddess War trilogy (The Ranger of Marzanna, The Queen of Izmoroz, The Wizard of Eventide). Her middle grade and young adult novels include the G.I. Joe Classified series, The Hacker’s Key, The Ghost of Drowned Meadow, Man Made Boy, and This Broken Wondrous World. Her next middle grade horror, No Filter, will be published in February 2024 by Scholastic. Kelley’s short fiction for young readers has appeared in anthologies such as Grim and Summer Days and Summer Nights, and her work has been published in ChiZine and Baen’s Universe, among others. As J.S. Kelley, she is the author of Gutter Mage. She and her cat currently live in a bread factory in Ohio.

I was going to make fun of him but he's clearly way too successful to be paired with Jennifer.

Deadname is Jon Skovron which he published under before J.S. Kelley and then now Kelley Skovron.

He just trooned out, random video from 2022 from searching his prior name:

 

[Maude Snew]

Bonus round, a cartoon avatar clearly intended to be a self-depiction that doesn't even look remotely like him.

 

[grey area]

Gotta love troons and their illustrated/AI generated profile pics and then comparing that to an actual photo. Every fucking time.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Will Jennifer finally be diagnosed with a case of Urinary Dragonpox?

 

[internet friend]

Will Jennifer finally be diagnosed with a case of Urinary Dragonpox?

More likely space morbid obesity

 

[cerulean hydra]

"In space, they call it 'Hispes,' and it existed long before it began to be transmitted on Earth. But then white men called it 'herpes' in order to blame women and shame them for the spread of the disease. But since everybody has it, many space cultures refer to it as 'Ourpes,'"

 

[Maude Snew]

That' a no go, there's not enough thrust on this planet to get him into space and even if there was, in space nobody can hear you child and he lives for that and even then, the dark matter that's out there is not the kind he can make into pepperoni.

 

[Grease Fountain]

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[Caverlock]

This got touched on earlier, but I went back and specifically checked this claim about heckling Trump in person in 2016:







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You might want to sit down for this: it never happened; I sat through the entire thing.

His lie doesn't even make sense, as usual. He makes it sound like he was killing it with the crowd with one line after another, but then they finally turned on him.

I'm not exactly a Trump supporter myself, but I wish he had spouted off and gotten the Linkara-Oneyplays treatment.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

>these are the people stealing our futures
>takes selfie

what did patrick mean by that?

 

[Dean Pentel]

Pat would never agree to it because he is only tough on his phone but they need to do a content creator boxing match. Dan would be training in the mountains like Rocky 4 while Pat would be childing people online and eating homemade deli meat. Dan isn't a hard ass but Patrick is a fat fucking pussy with bitch tits. Since Jackie is built like an overweight man, Dan would need to defend the belt against her after he beats Patrick's brains in.

Hopefully Dan trains to hit those bitch tits with hooks repeatedly. Or walk slowly around the ring away from Patrick. Either one will soundly defeat him in a fight.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

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I eagerly await the hornet themed xitter accounts and text messages.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Apparently, the answer is "following a tranny with your lecture on STDs in alien crabs and why we should be glad for disease-ridden space whores"

Absolutely horrifying. I can't think of anything more humiliating to talk about than that. I hope it will be uploaded to youtube for some rib-shattering in a couple of weeks.


Robert Prongay Jr has stated that he will be attending ConFusion and has been threatening Pat and he made some new threats.

I am sure that it is just a bit but but I have to admit I find him a little bit unnerving. Pat will probably be even more uncomfortable and awkward than ever.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Absolutely horrifying. I can't think of anything more humiliating to talk about than that. I hope it will be uploaded to youtube for some rib-shattering in a couple of weeks.


Robert Prongay Jr has stated that he will be attending ConFusion and has been threatening Pat and he made some new threats.
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I am sure that it is just a bit but but I have to admit I find him a little bit unnerving. Pat will probably be even more uncomfortable and awkward than ever.
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Creepshots of Pat being fat and pathetic are way less funny than the photos he publishes himself, thinking he looks like a badass revolutionary while, in fact, looking fat and pathetic.

 

[Bagger 293]

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wtf? Was Pat sending coded messages about having people fart in his wife's vagina back in 2016?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Its never not funny to see Jennifer think that he has doxxed his main stalker and constantly keeps posting about Robert Gayporn on his twitter account

 

[Maude Snew]

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Its never not funny to see Jennifer think that he has doxxed his main stalker and constantly keeps posting about Robert Gayporn on his twitter account

Too late did he realize that the real stalkers were the chins he gained along the way.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Is Jennifer a sock account name for Patrick or something? Will someone please fill me in?

 

[RussianParasite]

Creepshots of Pat being fat and pathetic are way less funny than the photos he publishes himself, thinking he looks like a badass revolutionary while, in fact, looking fat and pathetic.

I agree, but the key word here is “less.” I think Pat is a big enough piece of shit that other people fucking with him hard is fine by me and I don’t feel bad for laughing at it. He’s also really fat, as you can see from this picture.

Is Jennifer a sock account name for Patrick or something? Will someone please fill me in?

Long story short: it pisses him off and therefore should be continued. There was a girl in his yearbook(?) that named Jennifer that looked a lot like him.