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I took a break from the Ralphamale for a while, came back to find him hollerin’ about how he totally makes his extra spicy latina for hire cum like, all the time bro. I hope he never changes.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Anytime Ralph mentions making a woman cum someone on twitter needs to post the Memphis micro as a reply. No text just his tiny 3 inch penis.
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No grift too low for the Ralphamale. Anything to pay that pussy.
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Maybe he just knows how to sling that little guy? Or maybe Pantsuela likes the sensation of the gunt brushing against her like walmart bag full of congealed grease?
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Sektur rumblings. Elaine was flirting with Teddy Feaser. PPP/Warski helped spur Ralph vs. Persip. Now Godwinson, who spent all of 2023 with Ralph defending the peodphile movement run by Nick Fuentes, is snaking Ralph. Ralph counters by insulting Godwinson and Elaine.
It was a quiet end to 2023 for the sektur but 2024 seems like the beginning of an avalanche of content. On top of this, election year happening and retards have been fully embracing their lolcow status are now going to be trotted out into MSM to make Trump look ridiculous.
We're so back.
Douglas Mortimer
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I hate that I know who any of these people are
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Teddy... if there was ever a time for a man to jump on an awful BPD nightmare now is the time! I would only ever say this to you and Beardson if I remembered (I probably wouldn't). Go to her, there's no life to ruin.
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All of them, captain. You know who all of them are... As do I.
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I don’t really know Elaine and just found out who persip was when I asked who’s the faggot that sounds like flamenco on the killstream
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Ralph, you can't start having pillstreams again until Rekieta slows down more. It's all I have just to keep up with Nick's thread, I can't do that and keep up with fast moving Ralph threads too. Pace yourself buddy.
Lol
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>Fighting Zionism
Yes, the Zionist entity is scared of this guy.
Want to know what else you have in common with Nicholas J. Fuentes?
- Traplust
- Lucas' moobs
- Young girls
- One's from Mexico and the other lives in Mexico
- Stature, 5'1'' and 5'6''
Welcome to the Sektur.
I'm finding it difficult to keep up with both cows.
It seems like the Ralphamale will not allow a smelly transvestite take LOTY again.
FiveStarAce
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After reading this i refuse to believe that Ralph is NOT a Virgin.View attachment 5630198
Where to even begin with this. I mean, isnt it funny how he's saying this after he starts going out with someone who is only interested in him because of his money. He can cope and say it's because he lost weight, but there isn't a woman on this earth who finds that MANLET attractive, and with the gunt... Fucking hell. He's so proud of his new physique he STILL does to Fatboy wearing a t-shirt in the pool trick. Pathetic
You could address this by talking about women and their anatomy, I won't - I will point out that if it makes their physically repulsive sugar daddy finish quicker there are plenty of women who can fake it like the best of them. If Ralph thinks Señorita enjoys that meat curtain draping onto her back he's deluded... Well that's not news I suppose.
Edit: I just realised he's telling women as if they don't realise how their fucking own body works
No Ralph, I suspect you've met someone who is good at faking it
Pigtoad
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I wonder if Godwinson has been ghosting and breadcrumbing Elaine. lol
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I do love his stories, best fiction ever. We all know for a fact he does not have the stamina to make himself cum, let alone a woman multiply times. hence why he just lays on his back. That and so his gunt can part and the
Um...
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All this LARPing he’s doing about what a mega STUD he is makes me think maybe his tiny wiewee doesn’t work so good these days and he’s coping and compensating for that.
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Unfortunately, Ralph was the cameraman, performer and publisher of his very own porno.
The reality is that until Ralph went to prison he was a basement dweller, so he's probably insecure about the fact women wouldn't even look at him. Now he can get Señoritas and all he has to do is buy them shit.
Rage Pig
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Gunt concedes that he's a nigger.
Gunt needs money for dat hooka
Gunt needs money for dat hooka
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Grifting to honor CRP seems oddly appropriate. Most would call it standing on a grave to make money but Coach would want Ralph to grift. He is smiling in heaven.
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Ralph just lay there like a fat slug and made the women do all the work (as is tradition with the Ralphamale), so does it even count? Am I riding a bicycle if I only ride it downhill and never pedal? I suppose so but it really feels like it's only on a technicality. Technically, by the literal definition he was having sex, but Faith could have accomplished just as much with a toy and not gotten a thumb in her ass.