DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Because it's clear that a group of people are trying to force a splinter, probably so they can run a business off of it. A lot of this anti-DSP shit is monetized now and I'm suspicious that there's a deliberate effort to drive users off-site so it can be converted to a profit motive.
I could easily just do the same thing: "Wow, you guys sure are acting a lot like DSP...". It's just really gay and weak.
Ironic, as that is some shit DSP would say...

I didn't even know about this, but I feel vindicated.
And this confirms the failure of vetting. Good job.
 
you're hired, what do you think should be done
I have always had a big wish in my heart that this subforum would simply disappear one day--seeing it disappear recently made me think this shit was finally over with, but then it reappeared. I think you have really mischaracterized the actual users here but the concerns you have are 100% valid. DSP really isn't that interesting and any interest he held has been proven to be a fraud already. The fact a low level comcast employee burnt their future worth just to fuck with a fat livestreamer is beyond entertainment.

I think the upcoming documentary will mischaracterize this place into something it isn't, regardless of how many people he speaks to--and I caution that this will be done in an alarming fashion. You will want to be as far away from this atom bomb when it hits.

I wish this place was cast off the side of the earth. Not because I hate the people here who post interesting and insightful things and not because I hate you or of any of the posters here but because having a thread on this forum isn't supposed to be a form of punishment.

DSP is fantastically interesting, but once it ventures beyond a few years you really have to question why you're interested in him. You could literally be spending your life doing better shit with your time and getting far more money than the cottage industry of DSP detractors could ever provide. I know that I moved away from this dumb shit and found better shit in life, so you should do the same.
 
DSP is bad at video games and I would NOT have sex with his fat horse-wife while he plays Infinite Wealth (badly). I would also like it if cybernigger troon activities like antagonizing the Head or spedrage-deleting fun lil' subforums because DSP is fun to laugh at with other people.
 
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I wish this place was cast off the side of the earth. Not because I hate the people here who post interesting and insightful things and not because I hate you or of any of the posters here but because having a thread on this forum isn't supposed to be a form of punishment.
This is the hard place you have put on most site users. Your overreaction to Null's request have done you no favors and has made you no friends. Your massive dog piling on Josh is very different to how other communities have handle similar situations.
 
Current DSP board vibes:
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I can't speak for anyone else on this board, but a-logs are fags, and if they're pissing off Dear Feeder enough to consider nuking this board, they're gayer than a leather night club after dark.

I quite enjoy watching DSP with some Discord friends. It's become something of a ritual for us. When we're not hanging out and watching TIHYDPs, I come here for more obscure happenings. Personally, I think I would miss reading this stuff during my lunch break, at least when there's an interesting thing going on.

Is DSP interesting? That's a subjective opinion. I don't see what's interesting about Ethan Ralph. To me, he's just some fat guy, yet this site seems just as obsessed with that guy as DSP. To me, I find "guy sucks at video games, blames every factor but himself" a hilarious formula, because he always amazes me on how manages to fuck up even the simplest of instructions. The guy can literally read instructions on the screen out loud, but his brain doesn't process it, and then he demands his chat to spoon-feed him what he needs to do to tackle a boss that's mildly difficult for the average player.

My hope is that the board can stay regardless of the a-loggers. Do I think it's fucked up that people actively fuck with his life? Yes, but there's not really anything you nor I can do about that. If they make trolling plans here, they should be banned, obviously, but that's as far as can be done to stop people from doing it.
 
i think that could be a reason why null is complaining about the subforum then, if in his opinion aloggers weren't banned
The people chimping out and biting the hand that feeds are the same ones they want unbanned. It's not even just a-logging Phil, it's the general animus towards myself and the broader community that makes it very difficult to find a way to handle the board.
 
I mean yeah people are going to be mad when you accuse them of shit they don't do. Thats common sense. A hoard of people descended on this thread saying that everyone in it is a massive a-log. I was painted with the same brush as the Comcast nigger (which still might not even have actually happrned) when I regularly read and interact with the rest of the farms in a totally cordial manner.

You say you feel like you're being dogpiled Null, and yeah you were, but so is everyone else in this thread. Posters who have done nothing wrong were personally attacked, just like you were.

I just want to follow the stupid shit DSP does, man. Like every other lolcow. I feel like it's extremely unfair that most of the thread users are like me and the extreme minority is being used to treat all of us like a plague or something.

Ban the literally 2 or 3 people who do or encourage illegal shit (though I'm pretty sure they're gone already) and just let the thread be like literally every other thread that laughs at a cow's misfortunes.
 
The a-loggers got bad when Keffals was being a cunt in 2022 and many users, plus a mod (Actually), stopped coming back. The a-loggers who inhabit twitter, reddit, youtube and discord are all insufferable faggots. Though I still lurk on this forum and post occasionally, I have found other boards to watch and post. I objectively don't find Phil himself that interesting anymore but people like Doody, ChillMurray and other a-loggers are infinitely much more interesting to watch and laugh at than Phil himself.

@Null is correct when people just shit on him whenever he does come here. Whether or not you agree with him is besides the point as ultimately, this is his house and people shouldn't come in here to shit on his carpet. It's also not hard to lump all detractors into a-loggers when just about everyone on twitter is an insufferable faggot who wish for DSP to die or get divorced or make up shit about him like how Phil "abuses" his wife. Add in retards like Steve of the Dent who make 17 hour videos analyzing the most boring ass person on Earth. These a-loggers are infinitely much more interesting than Phil himself.
 
Null: ''You guys are all mongoloid faggot retards!!!!'' *bans people and closes subforum*

DSP posters: ''Uuhh okay? Fuck you too then, dude.''

Null: '''Wow I can't even post here on my own board? These people do not like me? I was right all along.''

Completely normal stuff.
Completely accurate representation of events. That's a nice mental safety blanket.
 
The people chimping out and biting the hand that feeds are the same ones they want unbanned. It's not even just a-logging Phil, it's the general animus towards myself and the broader community that makes it very difficult to find a way to handle the board.
You're pretty hostile and paint the whole board with the same brush whenever you've come in here and the rest of the site will dogpile us all as alogs. So animosity is not surprising.
 
You're pretty hostile and paint the whole board with the same brush whenever you've come in here and the rest of the site will dogpile us all as alogs. So animosity is not surprising.
I don't think there's been a time since the Escort shit where I've been able to have a productive talk here. It's no wonder. It started with the deplatforming shit.
 
I don't think there's been a time since the Escort shit where I've been able to have a productive talk here. It's no wonder. It started with the deplatforming shit.
People are trying to have a productive conversation. I haven't attacked you at all. I just want the forum to be usable like the other threads I read. People are upset because the rest of the site is attacking people in this thread who have done literally nothing wrong.

Can you please detail what you would like to be told or what solution you want to reach? You asked people to tell you what they found funny about DSP which I believe has been done already.

It's frustrating for people like me in this thread because there's seemingly no winning situation for us.
 
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