Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Is Jennifer a sock account name for Patrick or something? Will someone please fill me in?

Some stalker childs looked into his yearbook and found a girl who looked like Fatrick. They tried using this photo and name as a way to imply he was a tranny. Jennifer gave the typical response you would expect and its extremely funny so it sticks

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Pooner Pat would also explain the voluptuous dairy farm tomlinson titties.

 

[DumbDude43]

Is Jennifer a sock account name for Patrick or something? Will someone please fill me in?

someone found a picture of a girl who vaguely looks like pat and started shiposting about pat being a tranny who used to be called jennifer

it's pretty lame, but patrick responded with multiple tweets a la
"no stalker, my name is not jennifer"
"my name is not jennifer, enjoy prison stalker"
"i am not jennifer, this is why your life is already over"
which in turn made them double down and now they keep calling him jennifer

 

[Judge Holden]

Dear god does the sentence "the bartenders there know to leave me alone" suggest some truly kino IRL patcawntent having played out in years past. Either...

a) fat tried to make cringy and likely creepy smalltalk with the bartender who after trying repeatedly to make him get the hint told him bluntly to fuck off, and this is simple cope​

b) fat tried to make cringy and likely creepy smalltalk with the bartender who in a moment of genius pulled a "wow you look like you are really busy with that uh.....christmas carol book of yours....i dont want to interupt an author at work, and I will let all my colleagues know to leave you alone and let you tap out your masterpiece, no need to thank me nigga" which effectively checkmated fat from ever talking to them again lest he admit to them and himself he is as lazy as he is fat and gay and having of the bitch tits​

c) a bartender made the exceptionally ill advised move of vaguely interacting with fat when he was at a terminal seethe stage of being trolled, resulting in a loud and furious NO-CHILDing in front of the entire bar, causing fat to be actively ignored by all and sundry and only allowed to keep attending the bar due to the thousands he pisses away there a month on coors light and peanuts​

​

Now he just sits there like a freshly laid turd on the bar that nobody wants to be saddled with wiping up and throwing out the door at the nearest hobo no matter how much he stinks up the place because of how miserable such a job would be for the minimum wage brigade

 

[bile demon]

Is Jennifer a sock account name for Patrick or something? Will someone please fill me in?

Jen's Eat & Tweet (formerly Rick's)

 

[Maude Snew]

Jen's Eat & Tweet (formerly Rick's)

My name is not Rick, Spongerobert Prongay. Your life is already over.

 

[Sugriva]

"In space, no one can hear the niggers fart into your wife's vagina..."

 

[Associate Rick]

Patposting is taking on a life of its own.

https://archive.ph/YNqL0

 

[FinnSven]

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Dear god does the sentence "the bartenders there know to leave me alone" suggest some truly kino IRL patcawntent having played out in years past. Either...

a) fat tried to make cringy and likely creepy smalltalk with the bartender who after trying repeatedly to make him get the hint told him bluntly to fuck off, and this is simple cope​

b) fat tried to make cringy and likely creepy smalltalk with the bartender who in a moment of genius pulled a "wow you look like you are really busy with that uh.....christmas carol book of yours....i dont want to interupt an author at work, and I will let all my colleagues know to leave you alone and let you tap out your masterpiece, no need to thank me nigga" which effectively checkmated fat from ever talking to them again lest he admit to them and himself he is as lazy as he is fat and gay and having of the bitch tits​

c) a bartender made the exceptionally ill advised move of vaguely interacting with fat when he was at a terminal seethe stage of being trolled, resulting in a loud and furious NO-CHILDing in front of the entire bar, causing fat to be actively ignored by all and sundry and only allowed to keep attending the bar due to the thousands he pisses away there a month on coors light and peanuts​

​

Now he just sits there like a freshly laid turd on the bar that nobody wants to be saddled with wiping up and throwing out the door at the nearest hobo no matter how much he stinks up the place because of how miserable such a job would be for the minimum wage brigade

D. He goes there even now but is generally ignored and forgotten about because he is devoid of personality and presence.
The bartenders only remember about him when he insists on a beer, but otherwise he is like an ornament or other object they get used to being there.

And for fucks sake, he isn’t Hemingway or Hunter S Thompson.

Those fuckers probably didn’t actually “write” in bars. Just got monumentally and criminally drunk, then wrote down their madness on typewriters having taken benezdrine to deal with the hangover.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Actual six-figure author and political commentator Michael Malice (683K Followers) just patposted

https://twitter.com/michaelmalice/status/1746316060033167367

https://archive.fo/bQWyZ

 

[LGHDR+]

 

[AnOminous]

Those fuckers probably didn’t actually “write” in bars. Just got monumentally and criminally drunk, then wrote down their madness on typewriters having taken benezdrine to deal with the hangover.

Thompson's letters are interesting because despite the fact he wanted you to think he wrote things like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas in some kind of animalistic dope frenzy, he actually put a lot of thought into how to write it.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Actual six-figure author and political commentator Michael Malice (683K Followers) just patposted
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https://twitter.com/michaelmalice/status/1746316060033167367

https://archive.fo/bQWyZ

Did Patrick wish on a monkey's paw that more people would pay attention to his plight?

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

My, my, what the years and a lot of poor missing black Milwaukee children will do to a man. The norm curse is one hell of a thing.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

No stalker child. Pat posting is not a meme to be used to make fun of me, my addiction to twitter, and how retarded I am. It is in fact, you, who are the messed up ones. Enjoy prison

 

[AnOminous]

My, my, what the years and a lot of poor missing black Milwaukee children will do to a man. The norm curse is one hell of a thing.

All I see is a fat faggot with bitch tits. Just try to steal my future you fat bitch, I'll fuck you up!

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

1.7 spent over 3 hours trying to come up with something witty to say back. No dice.

"Rent free" doesn't even make sense, he's responding to Patty Meatloaf with Pat's face as avatar. The reply is appropriate and not out of the blue inserting patposting for no reason.

 

[Summer of George]

Dear god does the sentence "the bartenders there know to leave me alone" suggest some truly kino IRL patcawntent having played out in years past. Either...

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The bartenders at this joint really are pretty Pat-tier. Which ones do you think are the considerates, and which are the stalker children?

1. The SFWA Apprentice!


2. The Tranny!


3. The Prison Enjoyer!

 

[Tablet County]

The Tranny!

That's not fair. She could just be an ugly bitch.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

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No stalker child. Pat posting is not a meme to be used to make fun of me, my addiction to twitter, and how retarded I am. It is in fact, you, who are the messed up ones. Enjoy prison

Pat actually made me think for a second here that he was in on the joke. I would have expected him to go on a 2-3 sentence long "I can see you can't keep me out of your head Michael child. You have nothing better to do" deal, but the succinctness of his response got a sort of "laughing with him" laugh out of me.

Alas, we all know he isn't in on the joke and is probably mild to severely ass chapped mike's using his shtick as a joke.