DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I see Null's comments about the DSP forum users being unwelcoming were unfounded.
Somebody new who wants to come here is perfectly welcome. Someone coming in and saying random nonsense like "DSP is not a beggar" when he is a self-admitted one shows you are nothing more than some newcomer trying to fling shit so you should expect nothing else in turn thrown back at you. This thread isn't here to coddle you, and if that's what you want you can either deal with it or leave.
 
DSP is an insane content catalyst, people create memes around his stupid behaviour all the time. You got songs using his voice, you got parodies, you got memorable quotes. The pages after our unbanning was full of DSP memes. You see DSP memes and references through out the entire forum, even if it's the basic "I did nothing wrong", "DSP spent a lot of money on mobile games", "DSP outlives another one". DSP might not be the gaming fail content creation machine that he used to be, but he has now shifted his content to more personalized. Now the full content consists of, but is not limited to:
- being bad at games
- complaining at chat that they won't help him at specific parts of a game
- complaining at chat that they won't talk about him or the game
- complaining that the chat is dead
- asking for money very nicely :)
- sitting on a soapbox for 90 minutes, while being high and mighty, without realizing how insane his statements generally are
- him coping about being bad at games
- banning anyone who tells him that the takes are ridiculous
- him taking a bathroom break and see a certain WWEC account be online and spending money
- just saying generally stupid shit that is just insane out of context

Hell, we are currently experiencing an off-screen segment where he's very angry at some Pajeet that just looked up stats for him that he didn't agree with.
 
I'm actually not. Intentional or not, the man makes me laugh. Pounding through a game that he's bad at, saying stupid shit, it's just Phil, and it's funny bro

i thought you meant you legitimately found the "jokes" he attempts to tell as being funny. if you just meant you find his horrific gameplay funny, then look at my fucking post history, dude.

you don't need to explain that to me.
 
I fail to see how responding to people who intentionally came in here to make our subforum look worse helps our case in any way.
What I will say is thus I will reiterate what I and many others have said before: The fact that there are people who hate Phil so much they want his life ruined are a group of radical, outspoken people who have no place here, and we do what we can to keep them out to limited success. They are not part of us, they are not welcome here.
 
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I fail to see how responding to people who intentionally came in here to make our subforum look worse helps our case in any way.

null unmodded everyone and left people to slap fight and shit up the thread for 10 pages. i don't see us coming back for this so i felt i may as well have some fun.
 
Can we just hit the reset button and unban the fags that were banned and re-mod Proper and Clothes and then we get along with our business? It was all a big misunderstanding and we can get back to laughing at Phil's hambeast of a wife and say nigger and then all kiss and suck each other's dicks.

I had fun involving myself in forum drama like some edgy 15 year old faggot, but at the end of the day it would be nice to get back to just laughing at DSP. Which is what we all came here to do in the first place.
 
They are not part of us, they are not welcome here.
This has already been demonstrated false. Nigel only had one or two people calling him out when he was using the forums as a venue for his crimes. The closeted mod encouraged the Comcast employee to post further evidence of his crimes on the forums. Agent Proper encouraged people to harass Phil short of physical harm prior to all of these criminal incidents.

You can keep claiming this, but the facts have spoken.
 
To the people who actually sympathize and feel pity for DSP. I have my doubts that any of the so called proDSP posters here are genuine and not just trolling. But on the remote chance that they are.

Know that Phil doesn't give a single solitary shit about you or the struggles you feel you share with him. I don't personally hate him like some people here but that won't prevent me from seeing him for what he really is. And thats a sociopath, mercenary, and chameleon through and through. A man who wears and sheds identities and opinions like a snakeskin with the worst of them depending on which way the wind blows. A man for whom the past doesn't exist and can be freely rewritten as many times as necessary depending on what is most convenient at the time even from a few minutes ago. A man who has no values or philosophy and cares about nobody and nothing but himself. About the best thing you can say about him is he's a hermit who lacks the energy, courage, or imagination to do anything much worse.... directly at least... other than lock himself in his house and scam stupid people. And yes, he is far far from the worst person on earth unfortunately. But you don't have to go out and fuck your mom to still be a bad person.
 
Can we just hit the reset button and unban the fags that were banned and re-mod Proper and Clothes and then we get along with our business? It was all a big misunderstanding and we can get back to laughing at Phil's hambeast of a wife and say nigger and then all kiss and suck each other's dicks.

I had fun involving myself in forum drama like some edgy 15 year old faggot, but at the end of the day it would be nice to get back to just laughing at DSP. Which is what we all came here to do in the first place.
To do that would require some self reflection as to what got you guys into this mess. You guys don't laugh at DSP, you hate him. He rips ass, you act like he killed a puppy. You guys also treat Josh like shit who has graciously given you a fourm to shit up.
 

I am going to pick a moderator who is someone I know and trust to be the moderator for this board. In the mean time, I am going to make some changes myself.

About 20 people decided to fling shit at me for talking about what to do with this board. If you're one of those people, you may email me a ban appeal at <admin@kiwifarms.net> from the email your account is with. You do not have to apologize or justify anything in your appeal. My only requests are that you:
1. Include your username.
2. Link to something funny/entertaining on the Kiwi Farms that is not related to DSP and has not been featured in Community Happenings.
 
Holy fuck what did I come back to?

This morning we were laughing at how fat Phil's wife is and how shameful that livestock livestream was last night.

I have always had a big wish in my heart that this subforum would simply disappear one day--seeing it disappear recently made me think this shit was finally over with, but then it reappeared. I think you have really mischaracterized the actual users here but the concerns you have are 100% valid. DSP really isn't that interesting and any interest he held has been proven to be a fraud already. The fact a low level comcast employee burnt their future worth just to fuck with a fat livestreamer is beyond entertainment.

I think the upcoming documentary will mischaracterize this place into something it isn't, regardless of how many people he speaks to--and I caution that this will be done in an alarming fashion. You will want to be as far away from this atom bomb when it hits.

I wish this place was cast off the side of the earth. Not because I hate the people here who post interesting and insightful things and not because I hate you or of any of the posters here but because having a thread on this forum isn't supposed to be a form of punishment.

DSP is fantastically interesting, but once it ventures beyond a few years you really have to question why you're interested in him. You could literally be spending your life doing better shit with your time and getting far more money than the cottage industry of DSP detractors could ever provide. I know that I moved away from this dumb shit and found better shit in life, so you should do the same.
You sound like Null’s version of Jayde
 
To do that would require some self reflection as to what got you guys into this mess. You guys don't laugh at DSP, you hate him. He rips ass, you act like he killed a puppy. You guys also treat Josh like shit who has graciously given you a fourm to shit up.
then how about leave? you're going to keep on believing your delusions about everyone here, so get the fuck out and leave us alone
 
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